The complete archives are linked in the sidebar, but here are a few posts to get you started...
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Welcome Fellow Stalkers" (April 3, 2006) - And britpopbaby said, "Let there be Jake Watch."
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Quote Of The Week" (April 3, 2006) - 29 minutes after the first post, the Quote of the Week is born.
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Blatant Stalking #1" (April 3, 2006) - 1 hour after the first Quote of the Week, the Blatant Stalking Files are opened. Along with it comes the first posted picture of Jake.
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Sock Watch" (April 3, 2006) - 15 minutes after "Blatant Stalking #1," the cult favorite of Jake Watch is unveiled. (britpopbaby was very busy that first day.)
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Brokeback Mountain DVD Released Today" (April 4, 2006) - But more importantly, Heath Ledger turned 15.
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Blatant Stalking #2" (April 4, 2006) - The sign around his neck says it all.
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The Free Boo Campaign" (April 5, 2006) - "Boo Radley is not a free dog."
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Branding" (April 6, 2006) - The start of the franchise.
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Whose Idea Was This, Then?" (April 8, 2006) - Because people who take bad pictures of Jake must be held accountable.
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I Think It's Time We All Tried To Be Better People" (April 9, 2006) - Jake on the issues! And the official launch of the Sunday Project.
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Jake Watch Is One Week Old Today" (April 10, 2006) - The first of many anniversary celebrations.
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Sock Watch #2" (April 10, 2006) - The notorious ankle sock.
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It Had To Be Done: Boo Watch" (April 11, 2006) - Jake Watch expands.
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Off Topic: Another Gyllenhaal Coming Soon!!" (April 12, 2006) - The first mention of the Gyllengaard.
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Our Newest Feature: Back Away From My Man!" (April 13, 2006) - It would go on to be a classic.
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Sock Watch #3" (April 14, 2006) - The Non-Sock Watch.
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Jake Morphing Into Obi Wan Kenobi" (April 19, 2006) - The beard gets out of control.
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Um...I Think Jake Just Slipped From Deity to Mortal" (April 19, 2006) - Two words: orange spandex.
Just Jared takes notice and Jake Watch reaches a new level of prestige.
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Rubric Rodeo! What?" (April 20, 2006) - Caption it!
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Ding Dong The Beard Is Dead!" (April 21, 2006) - Temporarily.
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Boo Watch: Peter Sarsgaard Not At All Impressed With Boo" (April 25, 2006) - His expression says it all.
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Virtual Jake" (April 27, 2006) - Just as creepy as it sounds.
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Sock Watch #4" (April 28, 2006) - We still don't know what color that is.
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Yeah, We Know" (May 1, 2006) - ...that Jake has an attractive M-shaped hairline.
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That Man Is A Cycling Machine" (May 1, 2006) - The title pretty much sums it up...and kicks off the Summer of Non-Stop Biking with sidekicks McMatty and Livestrong.
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Jake Watch Gets Its First Official Scoop" (May 1, 2006) - And its first mention of
Claptrap.
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Jake Stalked By Non Jake Watch Operatives" (May 3, 2006) - The agent angle is revealed.
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Let Us All Just Take a Moment" (May 10, 2006) - " ...to remind ourselves why we are here..."
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The Jake Secret Project" (May 10, 2006) - Genius! If not copyright-questionable. Over 50 cards would eventually be submitted.
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Funny Secrets" (May 11, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 1.
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Fears" (May 12, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 2.
"Because I Love You [Now Deleted]" (May 13, 2006) - Picturegate! Jake Watch publishes a photo of Jake and his dad and all hell breaks loose. Long term effect? We're still assessing...
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Dear Jake" (May 13, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 3.
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Mature Secrets" (May 15, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 4.
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Dogs, Parents, Beach, Dill, Smiles" (May 15, 2006) - Because there was a time when Jake's beard was called "Dill" (naming process
here) and there was even a blog about it (now defunct).
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Boo Watch: The Case Of The Missing Puggle" (May 16, 2006) - Jake Watch Super Sleuths.
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Stephen Secrets" (May 16, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 5.
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A Jake Watch Exclusive" (May 16, 2006) - Someone agreed to answer our questions...
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Misc. Secrets" (May 17, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 6.
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Jake Eats Cupcakes!" (May 17, 2006) - The first appearance of the now-legendary Sprinkles.
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This Made Me Laugh" (May 19, 2006) - Brokeback Bunnies.
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A Jake Gyllenhaal Masterclass: Flirting 101" (May 21, 2006) - Learn from the expert.
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Fan of the Week" (May 24, 2006) - Short-lived, but still an honor.
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The Not Sponsored by L'Oreal Hair Survey" (May 30, 2006) - Who doesn't love The Wet Effect?
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Blatant Stalking #4" (May 31, 2006) - Not even at the Oscar's can Jake escape.
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Ready For Some Crazy Talk?" (May 31, 2006) - Because Jake really does look like Prince Eric from
The Little Mermaid.
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First Official Jake Watch Stalking Mission: Failed" (June 1, 2006) - Prophecy Girl goes to LA and eats cupcakes.
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There Is a God AKA Sock Watch #5" (June 2, 2006) - With...clogs?!
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Funny Or Not So Funny" (June 5, 2006) - Uncle Jack Nasty becomes Jake Watch's foremost Fake Jake MySpace nemesis. He would later be taken down, resurface, and then re-taken down.
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The Secret Life Of Jake And Maggie" (June 7, 2006) - Damn you, Peter Sarsgaard!!
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Why Don't We Step Up Our Weirdness?" (June 9, 2006) - The Gyllenhaal Junior Sweepstakes, AKA guess Maggie's Baby's Name and win a t- shirt!
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Stalking By Professionals" (June 10, 2006) - These people put us to shame.
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I Forgot About This!" (June 12, 2006) - Jake Watch is reviewed by
Bloggy Award and, to the surprise of everyone, is labeled "obsessive."
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Sexy Secrets" (June 12, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 7.
[No Corresponding Post] (June 14, 2006) - Jake Watch launches its first message board, now affectionately known as
The Old Forum.
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The Awesomeness Of Anneka" (June 15, 2006) - Anneka blogs the MTV Movie Awards.
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On A Serious Note: Jake Looks Like Simba? Discuss" (June 23, 2006) - Continuing with the Disney look-a-like theme, although getting creepier by the minute...
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Jake Walks Down The Street With A Bottle Of Water...Again" (June 23, 2006) - That's really about as exciting as it ever got.
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Last Night's Poetry Affair" (June 29, 2006) - Some people went and they saw Gyllenhaals.
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Jake Sets A Bad Example To Us All" (June 30, 2006) - Safety first, Jake!
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OMG, Jake! You So Have To Frickin Buy One Of These!" (June 30, 2006) - Or don't, because we bought one for you!
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Star Trekking Across The Universe" (July 1, 2006) - The beard is back.
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Jake Watch's Second Official Stalking Mission: Success!" (July 4, 2006) - Prophecy Girl was not involved.
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Sock Watch #5 (which is actually #6)" (July 12, 2006) - K-Fed Edition.
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Jake Gyllenhaal Gets A Preview Of The Final Harry Potter Book - Harry Potter And He's Gonna Die, OK?" (July 13, 2006) - Spoiler alert.
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Wait A Minute Mr. Postman" (July 14, 2006) - The Boo shirt!
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Jake (Watch) Wants You!" (July 15, 2006) - Prophecy Girl makes her debut, both in JW blogging and in defaming iconic images by Photoshopping Jake's face into them.
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Atticus Vs. Boo: Is Jake Showing Favoritism?" (July 15, 2006) - Boo gets his own
MySpace profile.
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Prophecy Girl Watches ESPN!" (July 17, 2006) - It was the first and only time.
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Problem-Solving Exercise: Jake's Wardrobe" (July 18, 2006) - Not only does Jake wear the same thing over and over, but now Jake Watch is at www.jakewatch.com.
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Strange Coincidences In History" (July 21, 2006) - Jake meets John Lennon.
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No News Is...Good News?" (July 21, 2006) - More on the hair.
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Blatant Stalking #5" (July 22, 2006) - The nefarious Green M&M.
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Slow News Day?" (July 24, 2006) - Jake Gyllenhaal: The Multitasker.
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My Lucky Day! AKA Sock Watch #6...Or #7...Or Whatever!" (July 25, 2006) - Midnight black...with sandals.
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OK So Some Bloke Called Stephen Gyllenhaal..." (July 31, 2006) - ...gave Jake Watch an exclusive interview!
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Jake Called In To Give Mel Gibson The Ass Whooping Of His Life" (August 1, 2006) - Mel deserved it.
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Jake Watch - How? Why? What the Hell?" (August 1, 2006) - The least you need to know...
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This Is The Most Fun I've Had Since Baggage Claim" (August 2, 2006) - PAPARAZZI BINGO!
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It's T-Shirt Time Which Is Kinda Like Hammer Time But Not So Much" (August 3, 2006) - The original Jake Watch tee (now worth thousands).
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The Sunday Project...With Prophecy Girl!" (August 6, 2006) - Jeans, jeans, jeans.
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For Your Eyes Only: Agents In Action" (August 8, 2006) - How Jake Watch agents
really spend their time...
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Good Night And Good Luck" (August 9, 2006) - Jake Watch implements a no-tolerance rule regarding the discussion of Jake's private life...to much controversy.
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In My Bid To Make Jake Watch Famous..." (August 15, 2006) - The Jake Watch cocktail. Instructions for "The Notorious J.B.G." are in the comments.
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Jake Watch's Domination Of The World Continues" (August 18, 2006) - Jake Watch gets e-mail addresses at its own domain. It's a new era in professionalism.
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The Day After Tomorrow But Yesterday Because I Thought It Was Tuesday" (August 19, 2006) - Anneka's first movie review! Part 1.
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To Be Honest, I'm A Little Disappointed" (August 20, 2006) - Tattoogate! Countless IMDb posters think Jake has tattooed "britpop" down his arm.
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Agents What Is Going On Here?" (August 22, 2006) - The tattoo controversy falls apart.
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The Day After Tomorrow Review Continued And Contrived" (August 23, 2006) - Part 2.
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The Day After Tomorrow Or Maybe Before Britpopbaby's Nervous Breakdown" (August 27, 2006) - Part 3.
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What? You Want More?" (August 29, 2006) -
The Day After Tomorrow, Part 4.
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Woohoo! Jake Watch Makes The Press!" (August 29, 2006) - Jake Watch makes it into ElleGirl Netherland!
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Blatant Stalking...I Really Should Go Back And Categorize These Damn Things" (August 31, 2006) - Everyone's favorite, the Seagull of Malevolence.
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Is It The End Of The World...Or Just Anneka's Review?" (September 1, 2006) -
The Day After Tomorrow, Part 5.
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Oogle With Google" (September 9, 2006) - What pops up when you Google "Jake Watch?" Weird shit.
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Emergency Sock Watch" (September 11, 2006) - Jesus Christ, he's not wearing socks!
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Zut Alors!" (September 12, 2006) - The premiere of The Daily Jake Watch.
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Britpopbaby's Secret Past" (September 14, 2006) - The shirts are ready!
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The Not Entirely True Story Of Jake's Life" (September 17, 2006) - Anneka blogs Jake's biography.
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Off-Topic: Is Heath Ledger Growing A Mullet?" (September 20, 2006) - Who would have thought it'd go on to be our third most Googled post?
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So Close Yet, Oooo, So Far Away" (September 23, 2006) - Jake sells himself for charity.
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Sold! Jake Gyllenhaal For $6,601!" (September 26, 2006) - And to think that bid was later retracted and he went for less. Sad.
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We Got Your Back Little G!" (September 28, 2006) - Jake Watch discusses gifts for the Gyllengaard.
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I Like To Thank The Academy, My Agent, My Grandpa Buster" (October 3, 2006) - Jake Watch makes it to 6 months.
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It's A Girl!" (October 4, 2006) - Jake Watch is the first on the internet to announce the birth of baby Ramona. It would come back to haunt us.
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Agents In Action: Part II" (October 7, 2006) - More behind-the-scenes action.
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Actual Behind The Scenes Action" (October 11, 2006) - That time that US Weekly got involved...
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Guess Who Went To The Premiere Of That Film About French People Where Everyone Has American Accents?" (October 14, 2006) - Prophecy Girl! And Jake Watch gets its first exclusive celebrity pictures (not of Jake).
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The Sunday Project: Six Month Anniversary" (October 15, 2006) - The Jake Watch-approved lifestyle.
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Prophecy Girl Gets Really Close To Jake And Then He Completely Ignores Her" (October 17, 2006) - Probably the most famous non-meeting of Jake Gyllenhaal's career.
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PG's Official Poetry Report: Recently Declassified" (October 18, 2006) - The absolute height of Gyllenscandal: Babygate.
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The Mother Of All Exclusives" (October 21, 2006) - The best interview Jake never gave.
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Just FYI" (October 23, 2006) - Ramona's red panda.
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October Sky Part 1" (October 2006) - Anneka's back!
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A Halloween Film Pitch For Jake By Britpopbaby" (October 31, 2006) - britpop rewrites
Carrie.
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What With It Being November And All" (November 1, 2006) -
October Sky, Part 2.
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Jake Watch Election Day Special!" (November 7, 2006) - Everything you ever wanted to know about American politics.
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It's Still October In Movie Review Terms" (November 11, 2006) -
October Sky, Part 3.
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Yeah, You Think You Know Where These Pictures Came From..." (November 15, 2006) - The first hint of the Jake Watch movie (outside of The Old Forum)...
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I'd Like To Be The First To Review Zodiac" (November 18, 2006) - Jake Watch is always on top of things.
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Whose Idea Was This, Then?" (November 21, 2006) - The post that comes up when you're Googling for Jake porn...
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Agents In Action: A Word From Your Leader" (November 22, 2006) - Time for a little regrouping.
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Biography" (November 23, 2006) - It's all true!!
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Yes! I Rock!" (November 24, 2006) - britpopbaby gets interviewed by
associatedcontent.com.
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Sock Watch: A Drama" (November 29, 2006) - Sock Watch has never been so scandalous.
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Agent Initiation: Robert Downey, Jr." (December 2, 2006) - Because he has Jake's back.
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The Jake Fan Survey" (December 4, 2006) - Just a few questions for you to answer...
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Jake Watch News" (December 9, 2006) - You asked the questions, we answered them!
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October Sky Review Part 4" (December 10, 2006) - Pretty much what it sounds like.
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Hey, Jake's PR. I'm Billing You By The Hour For This." (December 11, 2006) - The first (and only) comprehensive analysis of Jake Gyllenhaal fans on the internet. Complete with pie charts!
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Jake Watch Uncovers Scandal!" (December 14, 2006) - Jungle Jake!
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International Jake Day" (December 19, 2006) - We wanted to do something nice for Jake's birthday, but instead, we just put up this post.
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Yo Ho Ho Ho" (December 24, 2006) - It's Christmas...Jake Watch style!
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Back To Business" (December 29, 2006) - If you ever wondered about the many style transformations of the blog...
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Auld Lang Syne, Dudes" (December 31, 2006) - Jake Watch rolls in the New Year.
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Film Secrets" (January 1, 2007) - More Jake Secrets!
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A Pointless Exercise In Gyllenhaal Heritage Studies" (January 9, 2007) - Proof that Jake Gyllenhaal really does resemble Jake Gyllenhaal.
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In Fromage" (January 13, 2006) - BPB and PG compose a rap in honor of Jake's impending "Saturday Night Live" appearance.
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The As-It-Happens SNL Recap" (January 14, 2007) - Complete with ratings and more rapping! Two weeks later, the blog would be revamped SNL-style.
[No Corresponding Post] (January 15, 2007) - The new
Jake Watch Forum opens for business and the old one becomes obsolete.
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Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God" (January 18, 2007) - Jake shows up in GQ Magazine.
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Zodiac? Who Cares About Zodiac?" (January 18, 2007) - Jake Watch: The Movie, AKA
The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies AKA TDATND, starts getting heavy promotion...
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Um...Do You Guys Know What's Going On?" (January 20, 2007) - BPB and PG are kidnapped. Gasp!
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Initial Status Report" (January 23, 2007) - After days of chaos, the mysterious Number Six (whose user name is later changed to "Jake") takes over all posting on Jake Watch.
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Boo Watch: Is Boo A Republican?" (January 24, 2007) - The biggest political scandal to ever hit the Gyllenhaals.
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Paramount Brings It, Jake Watch Brings It Harder" (January 30, 2007) - The
TDATND/Zodiac promotional war rages on as Jake Watch opens
website after
website to compete with the big guys.
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Hello My Dahlings" (January 31, 2007) - Madame Swiss joins Team Jake Watch, and tackles those pesky romance rumors.
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About" (February 1, 2007) - What do you want to know? (The number of blogger profiles can be deceiving.)
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Jake Takes Time Out Of Busy Shooting Schedule To Make Jake Watch Premiere" (February 2, 2007) -
The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies, Part 1 is unveiled (a complete movie script written by Jake Watch for Jake Watch).
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Worrying Times" (February 8, 2007) - Archnemesis Uncle Jack Nasty is back!
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The Most Exciting News Since This Time Last Week" (February 9, 2007) - TDATND, Part Deux!
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Celebrity Skin: Hold Me" (February 10, 2007) - The first (only) official Jake Watch Book Review.
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Gimma A B! Gimme An A! Gimme A F, T, A And A Lowercase S!" (February 11, 2007) - Anneka live-blogs the BAFTA's!
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Wow, Paramount. Just...Wow." (February 13, 2007) - A Sock Watch, clips from
Zodiac, pictures from
Zodiac...an impressive display from the corporate bigwigs.
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Happy Valentine's Day, Love Jake (Watch)" (February 14, 2007) - The first ever Jake Watch Craft Project: Be Jake's Valentine.
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What?! No!!!" (February 16, 2007) - Part 3 of TDATND.
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Another Jake Watch Exclusive Interview" (February 20, 2007) - Who needs words when facial expressions can say so much?
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The End Is Pretty Seriously Nigh" (February 22, 2007) - The final installment of TDATND, complete with award solicitations.
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2007 Jake Watch Oscar Coverage" (February 25, 2007) - We boycotted. So did Jake. Fuck you,
Crash.
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Jake Watch: A Fulfilling Multi-Media Experience" (February 26, 2007) - The TDATND soundtrack is released.
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Jake Week Official Kickoff - Letterman Style" (February 27, 2007) - Live-blogging to commemorate the commencement of one week of incessant Jake interviews.
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Prophecy Girl Reports From The Red Carpet...Or At Least Down The Street From It!" (March 2, 2007) - PG is unkidnapped long enough to fly to LA, miss Jake by 3,000 miles, and get kicked off the Paramount lot.
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Jake Gyllenhaal Esquire, From The Press Pitt Point Of View" (March 6, 2007) - The author of
Celebrity Skin gives us an exclusive peek at what it's like to interview The Gyllenhaal.
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Excuse Me, I Have To Call Everyone I've Ever Met Right Now" (March 6, 2007) - Kitty Fangirl makes her first appearance since TDATND.
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Zodiac: Let's Mull It Over" (March 9, 2007) - Jake Watch's first Official New-Jake-Movie Movie Review. It's atypically serious (and long).
** Around this time, Number Six disappears and britpopbaby and Prophecy Girl come back permanently.
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Reel Cinema" (March 11, 1007) - After a slight hiatus, Anneka's
October Sky Review charges on.
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Super-Jake!" (March 15, 2007) - The ultimate guide to Jake as a super-hero.
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October Sky: Is This Goodbye?" (March 18, 2007) - The end of Anneka's
October Sky Review.
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Once Again, The Paparazzi Lie" (March 21, 2007) - Safari Jake!
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The Gyllenhaal Masterclasses" (March 23, 2007) - "How To Make People Who Are Usually Attractive Look Less Attractive"
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Show Me The Money!" (March 26, 2007) - The
Jake Watch Store opens for business.
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Store Post Numero Dos" (March 27, 2007) - Showing off the t-shirt designs.
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(Drum Roll Please) Sock Watch" (March 27, 2007) - Oh,
hells yes.
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Quote Of The Year" (April 2, 2007) - Jake Watch gears up to start its first anniversary celebration.
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Happy Anniversary, Jake Watch!" (April 3, 2007) - Jake stops by to say "hi" and talk about his sock choices.
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It's Our Birthday And We'll Photoshop Ridiculous Photos Of Jake If We Want To" (April 3, 2007) - britpopbaby reflects.
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You're All Invited!" (April 10, 2007) - To the play "Three Compañeros," about Jake, Matt, and Lance. And the writer stops by Jake Watch!
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Holy Goose Gog-Eyes!" (April 11, 2007) - Madame Swiss boldly takes on the gay rumors.
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We'll Fight Them On The Beaches, We'll Fight Them At The Smoothie Stand" (April 13, 2007) - Jake Watch starts a petition to take down Jake's lame-ass Official Site, eventually rustling up 242 signatures. The site remains.
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Boo's Mysterious Disappearance Solved*" (April 17, 2007) - Well, not really, unless you believe the
Puggles of the Caribbean story.
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OMG, I Have The Best Idea Ever!" (April 25, 2007) - Why don't we nominate Jake for President of the United States?!
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Oh, For The Love Of Boo" (May 2, 2007) - Tachegate.
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There's A Special Place In Heaven For Agents Who Mail These" (May 3, 2007) - Fun with Boo and the U.S. Postal Service!
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Jake Watch Awards Honorary Lifetime Membership" (May 9, 2007) - To Amy Macdonald, for writing a song about Jake.
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Tony Blair Announces His Retirement As Leader Of The British Government..." (May 10, 2007) - And more importantly, SOCK WATCH.
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I Got The Johnson's Baby Powder And The Polo Cologne" (May 18, 2007) - Anneka starts on
City Slickers!
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Jake Watch Exclusive!" (May 19, 2007) - And we fooled every last one of you!
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The All New JW.com Means Business" (June 1, 2007) - Jake Watch gets its last new look! Jake Monroe becomes an instant classic.
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Hot Off The Press!" (June 6, 2007) - The return of The Daily Jake Watch. Jake, you naughty boy.
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Frankie Explains..." (June 8, 2007) - Jake's
real manager starts writing for Jake Watch.
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Jake Sings Brokeback Theme Song To Crowd Of Millions" (June 10, 2007) - The post that inspired the post that inspired the rumor...
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Ooo, get her!" (June 15, 2007) - Jake Watch reports on Jake's new clothing line.
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Jake and Reese: The True Story" (June 21, 2007) - The Gyllenspoon Cafe.
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Sneaker Watch: Officially Vetoed" (June 25, 2007) - Though that didn't stop the masses from continuing to ask for it.
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PM Backs Young Buck In White House Race" (June 26, 2007) - The Jake in '08 MySpace page (version 1.0) goes live!
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Jake's First Campaign Scandal - We're So Proud!" (June 28, 2007) - The Stewart/Colbert Team starts with the mudslinging.
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The Second Campaign Scandal Hits Hard" (July 1, 2007) - Harry Potter Gyllenhaal.
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Jake Watch Reverses 231 Years Of American Independence" (July 4, 2007) - Happy Fourth of July!
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Paparazzi Get Sloppy" (July 11, 2007) - Grassland Jake.
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Bygone Days" (July 16, 2007) - A history of Boo on Jake Watch.
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I'm Sure You're Sad..." (July 24, 2007) - But don't be! Because we have exclusive Jake pictures.
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It's Okay..." (August 1, 2007) - Jake Watch will get you through the pain of Jake dating with our patented Jake-Has-A-Girlfriend Disaster Kit.
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Rendition Trailer: Digested, Discussed, Dissected" (August 2, 2007) - With so long between movies, even a trailer (or something resembling it) gets the full treatment.
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Help! I Need Somebody. Help! Not Just Anybody..." (August 7, 2007) - Madame Swiss launches her advice column.
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Jake Watch Guide To Raceday Etiquette" (August 12, 2007) - Runners unite!
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The Anti-Climax Of The Year" (August 15, 2007) - Hey, is that Ramona's name on that plaque?
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Examining The 'It' Factor Of Two Male Popular Culture Icons In Accordance To The Arbritary Standards Of One Internet Community" (August 22, 2007) - Jake or Zach Efron? You be the judge.
"Hey Jake." (August 29, 2007) - PG announces she's going to Toronto and plays up the pity factor.
"Jake And PG's Excellent Conversation" (September 8 , 2007) - At last they meet! Both are underwhelmed.
"The Official Jake Watch Rendition Post (Spoilers Tagged), AKA The Longest Post In The History Of The World" (September 10, 2007) - Jake Watch's second Official New-Jake-Movie Movie Review...and it's even less funny than the first one.
"Canada Backs Gyllenhaal's Rogue Presidential Campaign" (September 11, 2007) - Jake Watch questions wind up in the National Post of Canada...and are credited to IHJ.
"Sock Watch: A Poetic Vision" (September 13, 2007) - Socks and haikus. Only on Jake Watch.
"That Link On The Sidebar?" (September 15, 2007) - After being cruelly deleted by MySpace with no explanation, the Jake in '08 profile (version 2.0) is recreated and relaunched.
"Fun With SiteMeter" (September 18, 2007) - Our 650th post (!).
"Fuck That Shit" (September 22, 2007) - The last of many, many times we pissed people off a really, really lot.
"Interview Interview!" (September 26, 2007) - Controversy squelched, we get to the heart of the matter.
"Emergency Post On Account Of Us Being Right" (September 29, 2007) - Our (fake) report that Jake was releasing an album of acoustic Civil War songs showed on no fewer than 9 gossip sites in at least 2 different languages and became the talk of the internet.
"Jake Watch Exclusive: More Info On The Gyllenhaal's Album" (October 1, 2007) - Because with attention like that, we'd be fools not to run with it.
"Ask Not What Jake Watch Can Do For You..." (October 4, 2007) - Jake Watch launches its (unsuccessful) bi-country e-mail campaign.
"Quote Of The Week: Donkey Edition" (October 8, 2007) - Jake's Presidential campaign slogan is launched.
"Friday Night With Jonathan Ross With Guest Star Jake Gyllenhaal As Live-Blogged By britpopbaby Exclusively For Jake Watch" (October 12, 2007) - The live-blog returns!
"Showdown: Tonight On Letterman" (October 16, 2007) - The start of a live-blogging marathon...but not the start of anything interesting between Jake and 50 Cent.
"I Would Say The End Is Pretty Seriously Nigh" (October 25, 2007) - The announcement that Jake Watch will be ending soon...but when?
"Romagate" (October 27, 2007) - Who is Jake really dating?
"The Last Post" (November 2, 2007) - And that's a wrap.