Thursday, September 14, 2006

BRITPOPBABY'S SECRET PAST

This post is strictly for people who have purchased an exclusive Jake Watch T-shirt. I'm serious, because if you didn't buy the t-shirt you're not gonna want to open the rest of this post. I mean it, you'll be kicking yourself. You'll be like, 'Fuck!' or perhaps, 'Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! Why did I spend that money on food and rent when I could have used it to buy that shit hot shirt?'. Honestly, I wouldn't lie to you (well, not about this). You don't want to click 'Continue Reading' and then be like, 'Damn! That's one more thing I gotta add to my list of big regrets.' What can I say? Chumps.



These babies are AWEsome! The quality is top notch and the print turned out so well. And oh yeah, my secret. As you can see this T-shirt has been modelled to the highest standard and that's because I'm somewhat of a professional. Yep, old britpopbaby here was a child model - I got out of the game before that whole herion chic thing but I'm not gonna lie, I'm scarred. I'm also not 100% happy with the standard of the photography here - hello! red eye! - but these days I gotta take it where I can get it.

So, to everyone who ordered a T-shirt thank you for being so patient with this bizarre process and I'm posting them all tomorrow which means you should get them on Monday or Tuesday.

And Poppa G and Jake (Boo Shirt) will get theirs too. Exciteamont!

42 comments:

cina said...

WOW! GORGEOUS! Both the T-shirt and the model! ;-)

I can't wait to get mine in the mail! *squeeee* :-D

britpopbaby said...

Cina, you're yellow one is sooooo nice. It's called 'Daisy' - wish I'd got one in that colour as well as in blue!

cina said...

Ooooh that's nice to hear! :-D I have a feeling it will go nicely with my new dark hair-colour. ;-) Couldn't stand being so blond again, so now I look almost like my avatar. Well, besides from the boobs... LOL! ;-)

Elle said...

Which version are we seeing here? Baby doll? How did the original grey versions turn out?

Whoop de doop!!

What is Pops getting? And Jake's getting a Boo T-shirt? What in the heck is that? I missed something, I think ...

britpopbaby said...

It's a Baby Doll here , elle. The Originals are a very nice colour too.

Pops is getting an original in grey and if you click on 'Blog' and then 'Projects' the Boo T-Shirt is in there :)

mrs_dalloway said...

FUCK. that's all I have to say.I'm a loser.They're beautiful!!

Prophecy Girl said...

Sexy, baby!! It'll probably be a while before I see mine, but I can't wait! If I didn't know any better, I'd say this operation's gone pro. ;)

Kendra said...

Wow, if someday jw blogging would improbably fail, a modelling career would be a valid option.
As you already know, I'm anxious for receiving my pink Baby Doll!

Marla said...

They look great. I can hardly wait.
I chose the grey, It seems like Jake wears alot of grey Tees. I am so happy I got in on this. Thanks

smurfette said...

FUCK. that's all I have to say.I'm a loser.They're beautiful!!

what she said! haha, u warned me not to click...

i'm SOO excited pops and jake are getting theres tho!

smurfette said...

i meant "theirs"

Anonymous said...

ooohhh!!! I'm so excited!! Can't wait till next Tues. Btw, BPB.. you're hot!! ;)

-twinkie

LisaSmile said...
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Nothing Really Matters said...

Dude i have to say you look fab! Although i don't think a baby doll would look good on me!

Anonymous said...

Do the t-shirts come with a free Britpopbaby?

P.S. Jakey on Channel Four (UK) NOW - 'The Good Girl'!

nice anonymous said...

Brit, you look really cute! Hope you meet Jake some day while you're wearing the shirt. Maybe he can sign it, just as he did for that unauthorized blonde. Wouldn't that be a once-in-a-lifetime a blog entry?

This moves me to inquire after the fate of the "Obey the Puggle" shirt. Did it finally make it across the Atlantic safely, on the first leg of its journey?

dani said...

Marla said that she got the grey one and remarked that Jake seems to wear grey a lot.That is true but I wasn't even thinking of that when I ordered mine in grey. Now I am even more excited to know that I will soon be wearing it!

smurfette said...

agents, i need help on ID'ing this guy next to kirsten:

http://community.livejournal.com/
ohnotheydidnt/8699919.html

is he jake's good friend/sometime assistant matthew katz-frost? i know there's only so much we can guess as outsiders, but i think little evidences like this tells me jake and kirsten are still friends/in the same circles. and i remind myself to be nice =P

oh yeah. ick on kate bosworth's skin and bones...

Sarah G! said...

Ok britpop, i am confused. :( I clicked on the thing that says store @ the top of the page. It told me about the merchandise, but i couldnt find where to buy it. Help! i Need a shirt, so i can be even sexier. Perhaps nearly as sexy as jake in a female form.....nearly.

Sarah G (again!) said...

Whoa. Its only 9:54 PM here in NY. I'm closer to Jake than you are!
BTW, my dads in london. if you see a condescending american guy with black hair, looking for baseball in the sports section and getting frustrated with rugby and cricket, and his crappy room service, thats him. he will most likely have a blackberry

sindy said...

I promise never to leave home without it. Hopefully someday while I'm stalking, er, I mean shopping at the same places as the Blessed Family in LA, I'll run into Pops with his shirt on, too. We'll have a bonding moment, he'll take me home to meet the family, Jake and I will hit it off, fall in love, live happily ever after. The end.

All that because of my JW shirt!

What?! It could happen!

Kendra said...

Supposed Matthew K-F with Kiki

another previous picture of supposed Matthew Katz-Frost

The eyebrows and features seem the same, smurfette.

Elle said...

Pops is getting an original in grey and if you click on 'Blog' and then 'Projects' the Boo T-Shirt is in there :)

Yay! I'm getting original grey too!!
And love the Puggle T, too - guess I just forgot about it, not hard to do given the status of my brain these days ...

Then noticed (and remembered!) the 'razzi bingo game, checked it out - and can't we now cross off both bike and uanauthorized female??? Sure I've seen both of those here over the last while? Bike in Malibu, plus the T-shirt signing episode? (or was that old?)

SquallCloud said...

Damnit! Will there be no more runs of the shirt brit?

SquallCloud said...

elle,

He looked super young when he was signing Jutty McBonyhip.

JoyceDavenport said...

Whoooee! Yeah! Lookin' good -shirt and model.

Elle said...

He looked super young when he was signing Jutty McBonyhip .

LOL, Squall!!

smurfette said...

kendra, thanks. the first pic with kirsten doesn't quite look like him, but the recent one from livejournal definitely looks like the 2nd pic (from donnie darko dvd extra, right?)

interesting =)

heddaparsons said...

4:21AM Are you sure that's Katz? I thought the Katz dude was the guy that Jake is sometimes seen with that people have mistaken for Michael Levine, Adam Levines brother from Maroon 5. Rememeber the pictures earlier this year of Jake and him strolling on the beach with his dogs and the workout photos? And of course there have been others, they have been friends for a while, this guy looks totally diffrent.

Also, Jake and Kristen have remained friends and still I would assume run around with the same circle of friends. They were spotted several times together this year including at a concert in LA back in May

Agnes said...

Whooooeee I'm glad to hear that BPB... *Waits patiently* and yeah model looking fab ;)

Kendra said...

(from donnie darko dvd extra, right?)

interesting =)


Yes, smurfette, the second one is from the DD dvd extras, me thinks it's curious how public media exposure and massive gossip anti-Kirsten hasn't eroded her friendship with Jake. Maybe she isn't a diabolic creature after all. Quoting writer Ambrose Bierce: "Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age."

Simon Agent 002 said...

Brit,
You look like a professional catalog model!

bubblegirl said...

Now we have to watch and see if Jake and Pops wear their shirts. That would be so cool!

heddaparsons said...

Jake and Lance at another concert last night:

http://www.perezhilton.com/

And apparently there were two lucky young ladies according to the two that sent this in!

britpopbaby said...

Sarah - The T-shirts are not on sale anymore. If I get enough interest I can do another batch but I need a minimum of 25 orders. I was going to set up something through CafePress but it's kind of expensive and I don't know how good the quality is so we'll have to wait and see.

The Boo Shirt hasn't been send yet because I was waiting for Poppa's shirt to be printed so I could send them both together. So, it's getting sent tomorrow!

Anneka's Alias said...

Britpop, how dare you become even more attractive since I last saw you? Stirring up old feelings, toying with my fragile heart...

Excuse me...

phoebe said...

*squeeeeee*

Can't wait!! :D

Sarah G said...

Look for pap pix w/Boo Shirts!!

Ah! I KNEW i should have bought one when they first came out....im rather broke, though......

Anonymous said...

who's the ugly cow in the vile t- shirt?

Anonymous said...

Hey Britpop!

When can I expect my shirt? I'm over in Amarillo, TX. Not too far from Childress, actually!! ;)

anguyen198@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Hey Britpop!

When can I expect my shirt? I'm over in Amarillo, TX. Not too far from Childress, actually!! ;)

anguyen198@gmail.com

perfectscore_goldstar said...

I don't mean to copy someone's post of "squeeeeeeee" ... but ...

ummmm ...

"squeeeeeeeee"

Will that be appropriate attire for Poppa G's poetry reading in Soho ? No-no? Fuckity fuck ... :-p

Thanks so much bpb ... you make my Jake dreams come true ...