This post is strictly for people who have purchased an exclusive Jake Watch T-shirt. I'm serious, because if you didn't buy the t-shirt you're not gonna want to open the rest of this post. I mean it, you'll be kicking yourself. You'll be like, 'Fuck!' or perhaps, 'Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! Why did I spend that money on food and rent when I could have used it to buy that shit hot shirt?'. Honestly, I wouldn't lie to you (well, not about this). You don't want to click 'Continue Reading' and then be like, 'Damn! That's one more thing I gotta add to my list of big regrets.' What can I say? Chumps.
These babies are AWEsome! The quality is top notch and the print turned out so well. And oh yeah, my secret. As you can see this T-shirt has been modelled to the highest standard and that's because I'm somewhat of a professional. Yep, old britpopbaby here was a child model - I got out of the game before that whole herion chic thing but I'm not gonna lie, I'm scarred. I'm also not 100% happy with the standard of the photography here - hello! red eye! - but these days I gotta take it where I can get it.
So, to everyone who ordered a T-shirt thank you for being so patient with this bizarre process and I'm posting them all tomorrow which means you should get them on Monday or Tuesday.
And Poppa G and Jake (Boo Shirt) will get theirs too. Exciteamont!