Wednesday, April 19, 2006

UM...I THINK JAKE JUST SLIPPED FROM DEITY TO MORTAL


I might actually be speechless. Oh no, wait...JAKE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO US? THIS DISGUISE IS A STEP TOO FAR!

If any thing can be salvaged from this wreckage it is this ass shot. I just don't think it's enough.

49 comments:

Cina said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!

wtbgirl said...

Jake's "steps" to remain inconspicuous while in New York City.

First - grow Appalachian-style beard that blends right in with the clean shaven metrosexuals that inhabit Soho and the West Village.

Second - Buy (AND WEAR) tight bright orange, black and red jumper/bicycle outfit that even Lance Armstrong wouldn't be caught dead in and zip all over said neighborhoods, beard a-blowin' in the wind.

Miss Twist said...
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Sheira said...

You know it's not like my day was going all that great anyway...but did ya have to do THIS to me as well...think I'll just go sit in a hole and cry...

Miss Twist said...

^^^ Sorry I got all confused and deleted it by accident.

Seriously Britpop where did you get these from? Have you been doing a spot of stalking in the NY area recently?

Maybe Jake is going for a Heath-like look when Heath was in Sweat. Who knows?

I like the colour on him, it brings out Dill!

Miss Twist said...

This is not the worst fashion faux pas Jake has made, I mean what about Kirsten Dunst? That scraggy piece of meat hanging off his arm did nothing for him or his figure!

Lauren (407) said...

LOL!

Lauren (407) said...

WAIT, I just realised you put my hedgehogs comment up on the front page -_-'

Hahaha, as if people didn't think I was stupid enough...


;p that's so cool...

Anonymous said...

The boy has confidence that's for sure.I wouldn't even like to be seen wearing that cycling helmet.Are you allowed to cycle without one?Or it law that you have to wear one?Just wondered if it varies in different countries?

Sheira said...

BTW Britbopbaby lovin' this colour scheme - the one on the website NOT the one Jakey's wearing sigh and sorry but DILL HAS GOT TO GO!!

SquallCloud said...

Yah, these pics set the DC ABLAZE today. Austin:

1. has the exact same shirt

2.Austin was borrowing said shirt when we saw him in it during those beach shots with Sophia Bush some months ago

3. Jake is borrowing Austin's shirt.

4. Jake picked it up at the same time that Austin picked up that baseball hat from the Laker's game.

umm He looks ... interesting. But he's always gonna be my Water Walking Jakey. He's just testing his faithful is all.

Anonymous said...

One good thing about it is that tight top shows off the gorgeous Gyllenhaal biceps once again.Fwoor!

Wish i could feel them. sigh

britpopbaby said...

Ahhh, yes, it is a test. And I failed...d'oh!

Austin has the same violent orange and black combo?! I can't believe they made more than one outfit let alone sold more than one!

see you said...

1 - He gained weight, so he needs the excercise

2 - Shave already! (2nd time I'm asking him)

3 - WHO THE HELL takes these pictures (and why am I looking at them)?! I mean, does he have a photographer pinned to his shoes, or what?

see you said...

Miss Twist - excuse my ignorance, but what/who is DILL?! I don't visit too often, so I guess I'm not up to date..

Cina said...

Dill is the name of Jake's beard.
Don't ask.... LOL.

britpopbaby said...

Dill is the name misstwist gave to Jake's beard. You can read all about it at her blog which is under 'Jake Blogs' in the sidebar.

Anonymous said...

Jake has been looking seriously busted lately. If he is looking to turn off his fanbase, it's working.

see you said...

Thank you guys! It makes him even more edable.. A dill beard........ mmmmh!

Cherry said...

As far as I'm concerned, one look at that ass and all is forgiven!!

Miss Twist said...

So first he starts growing carrots from his body and now he has started dressing like one, what is the carrot fetish about? Next thing we know he will be leaning against lamp posts and spurting out the phrase," What's up Doc?"

Wow Britpop, Jake news and free publicity for my new site, wow what more could I want...Well lets not pull at that thread, we all know what else I want!

Anonymous said...

It's not turning me off.I get turned on more everyday with the Gyllenhaal gorgeousness.

claire said...

~cries into hands~

Oh for the love of god, what are you wearing J man?

DKBB said...

Gotta admire his moxie, wearin' that outfit n' all. And, as a mom, I do admire his sensibility, wearin' that helmet n' all. And, personally, I rather like "Dill."

BTW, love your blog - it's a hoot! ;)

Anonymous said...

oh my god... my eyes!! MY EYES!!!
Why, Jake.. WHY?!?

-Pepper.

bookgirltx said...

No one looks good from behind in bicycle pants, not even Jake.

He does, however, look fan-fucking-tastic from the front and side!!!!!!

kokodee said...

That my friends is a rather unfortunate pic, I think I may even switch from the SOD campaign!

Anonymous said...

On the plus side. The boy sure knows how to coordinate his looks.

jla said...

After seeing thees pictures I began experiencing all five stages of grief in rapid succession (denial,anger,bargaining,depression & acceptance). I finally realized that this man is infallible!! I mean... dammit I have stuck with him through alot... I have even seen him wear those unfortunate gray, wool CLOGS (you know the ones)and that damned owl shirt!! I refuse to bail on Jake when he obviously needs me the most!!

There, there Jake I know how to make it all better...how bout a comfy white-T, baggy jeans, a pair of sneakers and a culinary magazine! You know you likey!!

wtbgirl said...

As long as Jake never borrows Austin's frugly, gigantic turquoise ring, or worse, gets a matching one, I guess I can live with occasional wardrobe mulfunctions like this.

wtbgirl said...

Having just mentioned the hopefully NEVER borrowing of turquoise rings, I have found disturbing evidence that there likely may have been Austin-borrowing of this horrid orange thing.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/roma_uk/austintop.jpg

Anonymous said...

It's Hooters orange. Or San Francisco Giants orange. Or traffic cone orange.

In any case, it's traffic-stopping. And it didn't stop the photographers from recognizing him.

Anonymous said...

BTW, three of the names on the jacket are from an LA corporate restaurant chain, the Hillstone Group. They own Houstons, Banderas, and Gulfstream restaurants. There's also a bike company name on there, so perhaps it was from a sponsored bike race. Which means it might be a (fairly) unique jacket.

see you said...

I LIKE THE ORANGE!

lola said...

Poor thing! He want us to stop stalking him. First it was Dill, then he covered his head with a jacket, and now that horrifying pants. I didn't need to see this. Ok Jake, if you let Dill still growing and wear this pants very often, maybe, just maybe, I'll stop stalking you. He's smart, isn't he?

debaser said...

holy shit...thats bleak

wesntia said...

Ok, somebody tell me what exactly is wrong with these pictures? Cuz I think he looks just fine. Hot, in fact - as usual.

ka said...

he looks good, orange rules...we want more Jake

tankergirl said...

This is just another step in separating the hobbyists from the true stalkers. The weirder he gets, the more perversely interested I become.
He tried the knee highs, and they were still seen as cute. Then the beard, which now has it's own lobby. This latest is borderline, for sure. I can't wait to see what's next.

....retreats into the shadows to wait......and watch.

Cina said...

Britpopbaby - do you know you're being quoted at JustJared? LOL

britpopbaby said...

What? Where? When? Maybe I'll stop asking questions and go look...

Cina said...

Did you find it? It's of course about his orange biking outfit... This is what it says:

New York, NY :: It's becoming cool again for men to wear spandex! Or so Jake Gyllenhaal would like to believe. The heavily bearded actor rode his bicycle down the streets of Manhattan this past Monday in a Hooters orange bicycle jacket and black bike pants that shared quite the generous amount of body countour. Um, yeah. And as Britpopbaby shares, "I THINK JAKE JUST SLIPPED FROM DEITY TO MORTAL." Whatcha think of Jake's skintastic pants? Too tight or just right?

britpopbaby said...

Yeah, I found it. Thanks for the heads up cina! They say Britpopbaby like everyone should know who I am!

wtbgirl said...

Apparently, by the way, he chose to wear this ensemble again yesterday, biking over at Hudson River Park (new pics up over at iheartjake) but at least Jake replaced those red sock/tights things with the not 100% better, but much MUCH preferable anklets(hey at least you can see yummy leg hair now).

anotherbrit said...

Orange. The man is fearless. I like that.

Toni said...

oooh I do NOT like that beard at all!

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