I might actually be speechless. Oh no, wait...JAKE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO US? THIS DISGUISE IS A STEP TOO FAR!
If any thing can be salvaged from this wreckage it is this ass shot. I just don't think it's enough.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
UM...I THINK JAKE JUST SLIPPED FROM DEITY TO MORTAL
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LMFAO!!!!!!!
WAIT, I just realised you put my hedgehogs comment up on the front page -_-'
Hahaha, as if people didn't think I was stupid enough...
;p that's so cool...
The boy has confidence that's for sure.I wouldn't even like to be seen wearing that cycling helmet.Are you allowed to cycle without one?Or it law that you have to wear one?Just wondered if it varies in different countries?
Yah, these pics set the DC ABLAZE today. Austin:
1. has the exact same shirt
2.Austin was borrowing said shirt when we saw him in it during those beach shots with Sophia Bush some months ago
3. Jake is borrowing Austin's shirt.
4. Jake picked it up at the same time that Austin picked up that baseball hat from the Laker's game.
umm He looks ... interesting. But he's always gonna be my Water Walking Jakey. He's just testing his faithful is all.
One good thing about it is that tight top shows off the gorgeous Gyllenhaal biceps once again.Fwoor!
Wish i could feel them. sigh
Ahhh, yes, it is a test. And I failed...d'oh!
Austin has the same violent orange and black combo?! I can't believe they made more than one outfit let alone sold more than one!
1 - He gained weight, so he needs the excercise
2 - Shave already! (2nd time I'm asking him)
3 - WHO THE HELL takes these pictures (and why am I looking at them)?! I mean, does he have a photographer pinned to his shoes, or what?
Miss Twist - excuse my ignorance, but what/who is DILL?! I don't visit too often, so I guess I'm not up to date..
Dill is the name of Jake's beard.
Don't ask.... LOL.
Dill is the name misstwist gave to Jake's beard. You can read all about it at her blog which is under 'Jake Blogs' in the sidebar.
Jake has been looking seriously busted lately. If he is looking to turn off his fanbase, it's working.
Thank you guys! It makes him even more edable.. A dill beard........ mmmmh!
As far as I'm concerned, one look at that ass and all is forgiven!!
It's not turning me off.I get turned on more everyday with the Gyllenhaal gorgeousness.
~cries into hands~
Oh for the love of god, what are you wearing J man?
Gotta admire his moxie, wearin' that outfit n' all. And, as a mom, I do admire his sensibility, wearin' that helmet n' all. And, personally, I rather like "Dill."
BTW, love your blog - it's a hoot! ;)
oh my god... my eyes!! MY EYES!!!
Why, Jake.. WHY?!?
-Pepper.
No one looks good from behind in bicycle pants, not even Jake.
He does, however, look fan-fucking-tastic from the front and side!!!!!!
That my friends is a rather unfortunate pic, I think I may even switch from the SOD campaign!
On the plus side. The boy sure knows how to coordinate his looks.
It's Hooters orange. Or San Francisco Giants orange. Or traffic cone orange.
In any case, it's traffic-stopping. And it didn't stop the photographers from recognizing him.
BTW, three of the names on the jacket are from an LA corporate restaurant chain, the Hillstone Group. They own Houstons, Banderas, and Gulfstream restaurants. There's also a bike company name on there, so perhaps it was from a sponsored bike race. Which means it might be a (fairly) unique jacket.
I LIKE THE ORANGE!
Poor thing! He want us to stop stalking him. First it was Dill, then he covered his head with a jacket, and now that horrifying pants. I didn't need to see this. Ok Jake, if you let Dill still growing and wear this pants very often, maybe, just maybe, I'll stop stalking you. He's smart, isn't he?
holy shit...thats bleak
Ok, somebody tell me what exactly is wrong with these pictures? Cuz I think he looks just fine. Hot, in fact - as usual.
he looks good, orange rules...we want more Jake
This is just another step in separating the hobbyists from the true stalkers. The weirder he gets, the more perversely interested I become.
He tried the knee highs, and they were still seen as cute. Then the beard, which now has it's own lobby. This latest is borderline, for sure. I can't wait to see what's next.
....retreats into the shadows to wait......and watch.
Britpopbaby - do you know you're being quoted at JustJared? LOL
What? Where? When? Maybe I'll stop asking questions and go look...
Did you find it? It's of course about his orange biking outfit... This is what it says:
New York, NY :: It's becoming cool again for men to wear spandex! Or so Jake Gyllenhaal would like to believe. The heavily bearded actor rode his bicycle down the streets of Manhattan this past Monday in a Hooters orange bicycle jacket and black bike pants that shared quite the generous amount of body countour. Um, yeah. And as Britpopbaby shares, "I THINK JAKE JUST SLIPPED FROM DEITY TO MORTAL." Whatcha think of Jake's skintastic pants? Too tight or just right?
Yeah, I found it. Thanks for the heads up cina! They say Britpopbaby like everyone should know who I am!
Orange. The man is fearless. I like that.
oooh I do NOT like that beard at all!
In my view one and all must glance at this.
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