Sunday, August 20, 2006

TO BE HONEST, I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED

Apparently Jake mingled with mortals at Pops latest reading in MV last night and NO agents were there. What's happened to us? We used to be at the top of the stalking game and now what? Nobody took the helicopter? The keys were left in the ignition. The boat? It's hardly securely anchored now is it? Eugene wasn't busy, he could have gone!!

I realise I'm in no position to lecture but I had my reasons for not being there - it was quiz night down the Dog & Duck. Anneka's 21st was last night and obviously she got lashed up on Blue Nun and Malibu and passed out in a Biffa skip so she couldn't go and prophecygirl has the lurgy and rightly didn't want to infect any passing Gyllenhaal but what about everyone else? Hm?

Well, I'll forgive you this time but if the Gyllenhaal manages to escape our grasp so easily again I might have to do some internal restructing involving sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.

Now, back to business - there has been talk of tattoos and tennis...very exciting...but no word on the socks.

UPDATE: First pics of the tattoo in.

I apologise - I managed to over ride my own conscience.

ALSO: MINI-NEWS REPORT (although I should really stop doing these after the shit storm it caused last time)
I have found out the problem with Blogger and why the page isn't always updating. Apparently Blogger have been encouraging people to start new blogs to test some new Beta software thing (I have no idea what this means either) and now it's caused this problem. There's too many people, ask prophecygirl - it's not just a blogging problem but a global one.

Also, sometimes when I view Jake Watch an advert for something pops up and says 'Click here' to view this website for free or some shit. Just close it. It's got nothing to do with me and I'm royally pissed off that it's there and I'm going to hunt down the bastards who did put it there.

Also, the 'About the Blog' section under 'BLOG' in the sidebar has been updated ready for the 'change'. It's all true, honestly.

81 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn!

Anonymous said...

Eugene wasn't busy, he could have gone!!

Lol!! Just who is 'eugene' if i may ask?

heddaparsons said...

According to the reports over at DC forum, Jake will be heading back to NY today as per his pal Chris (They were overheard).

britpopbaby said...

Eugene is the Jake Watch Miltary Force Donkey. He's very useful normally.

cina said...

A sexy tattoo on his gorgeously veined forearm?! OMG. I'm dead. *fans herself*

PLEASE let it be true!!!

felicia said...

I was there. I'm not an official JW Agent, but I certainly lurk here all the time.

cina said...

Felicia, I read your report on Eyelashes! :-) Which arm is his tattoo on?

felicia said...

His tattoo is on his right inner forearm. Old English block style. Lots of letters - maybe 7 or 8 or 9? Hard to get an accurate reading.

cina said...

Oh I can understand that, it would require some blatant staring I'd guess... LOL! Thanks for the information! Can't wait to see some pics of it!

Agnes said...

Tatoo :p *faint*

Muffin said...

not sure how I feel about Jake with a tat. No a big fan of them - sure they can look hot and sexy when they are new but they get a bit grimy looking after a few years.

Simon Agent 002 said...

"Eugene wasn't busy, he could have gone!!"

Eugene would have made an ass of himself if he did.

P.S.
Welcome Felicia I read your account at DC.
It was almost like being there!

britpopbaby said...

Okay, I'll relax if there were some honorary agents there. Even Cantara didn't go! Or did she?

Anonymous said...

Jake with a tatoo ... Wow!
Wonder if Heath influenced his thinking about that in any way! lol! :-)

Simon Agent 002 said...

Did anyone recall the poems read? How his voice sounded?
Did he take questions from the room, while at the podium?

Beckela said...

That tattoo sounds horrendous, IMO. Why mess with perfection? Must be my age -- I'm not far behind The Bearded Lady.

The Bearded Lady said...

"I'm not far behind The Bearded Lady."

Well, actually dear, I do have a tatoo on my behind.
I don't usually share this "but" ,
I have a former lover's name written across one cheek.
Now when I'm with someone new, I have to turn the other cheek so to speak, otherwise I have alot of explaining to do!

Beckela said...

tbl -- I should have known!! You are so "with it!!" LOL

The Bearded Lady said...

I was a wild child in the 60's

Anonymous said...

what is the link to the dc forum

Anonymous said...

His tattoo is on his right inner forearm.

Ha, my tattoo is on my inner right forearm too. ;) As long as it's something he can cover up for filming then I think it's fine if he feels it means something for him.

Beckela said...

Hope this works. Paulh's description is here:

http://davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=11934.3705

Anonymous said...

sure they can look hot and sexy when they are new but they get a bit grimy looking after a few years.

Well that depends on what kind of changes your body part goes through that you get it on. Most likely it won't be until he's well into his late 50s or 60s before he's have to worry about wrinkling on his inner forearm (and even then it depends on his workout routine, my grandfather is 76 and he still has muscular defined arms from wrist to shoulder). The places where you really have to watch out for when it comes to tattoos is your neck, your stomach (esp. for women who might get pregnant), and your calves/ankles since those change shape easier due to differences in how you walk. I'd say the bicep has more of a chance at getting the tattoo wrecked than his inner forearm does too because the forearm tends to be less changing than the bicep does when working out.

Prophecy Girl said...

He was there?!?!? He better be at the next one (hint, hint Jake as a certain official JW agent will be there ready to closely inspect and report back on your newly acquired tattoo). Speaking of tattoos whoa, where did that come from?! Just when you think the hotness level couldn't get any higher...

Anonymous said...

As long as it doesn't turn out to be Livestrong (too hero worshippy considering everything else "Livestrong" that he's been adorning himself with) and not a friend/lover's name (never a good idea).

Nothing Really Matters said...

Agent Pussy was on another mission! Tracking down Miffed!

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate tattoos.Jake what the hell were you thinking?It's your body but why oh why adorn it with something you will have to live with forever.Very upset and disappointed.Sob,sob.

Beckela said...

tbl -- a wild child in the 60s, huh? I'm embarrassed to admit that I remember more of that decade than most who were there can.

Girl Friday said...

Tattoo? It really depends on what it is and where it is and from the description it sounds like a pretty bold move. It does sound ghastly at this point. Of course it's his body and he can do with it what he wants, but I will, as usual, talk shit until the cows come home about it because everybody has the right to my opinion. ;-)

Did I tell you about my ex-boyfriend who went out and got inked? He had always said he wanted one, went out and got one and it was the most horrific thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life. Yes, my whole entire life! My girlfriends and I nick named it "Peter" so we could talk about it without him knowing. It was on the dead center of his chest, although a little more towards his belly.

I dumped him two weeks later. I just can't imagine him showing anyone else that thing during sex or other times of shirtlessness.

Beckela said...

What anonymous 8:20 said!

Anonymous said...

sure they can look hot and sexy when they are new but they get a bit grimy looking after a few years.

I'd also add that it depends on the tattoo artist. The tattoos that get worn out looking or faded after a few years are the ones that are the ones that are done using ink that isn't all that top notch. You don't have to get an expensive one to make sure that the ink will be good but there is definitely a difference in the ink that different tattoo artists use. Provided Jake went to one that uses good quality ink then his tattoo should remain fresh and clean looking for many, many years.

Anonymous said...

I don't even wanna see it.Yuk!
Sorry Jake,it's your business.Just my personal opinion.Those lovely arms or arm in this case ruined!

That means make-up on them everytime he does a film now and once people start down the road of tattoos,more usually follow.Oh god.

Seeing you in a sexy white t-shirt will never be the same again.More sobs.

PLAINJANE said...

Could the tat have been...

28:06:42:12?

HEHE

cina said...

Speaking of tattoos whoa, where did that come from?! Just when you think the hotness level couldn't get any higher...

PG, I agree wholeheartedly!! *fans herself*

cina said...

plainjane - LOLOL!! :-D

only1annabel said...

Alas I was in London watching an old pal of Jake's dance his socks off in "Guys and Dolls" yeah I was hanging with Patrick Swayze! I tried to mug him for his phone in the hopes it would have Jake's number on speed dial but he's a sprightly thing and slipped from my grasp!!

As for this tatoo news I'm quite suprised that Jake would get one as he doesn't seem the type but hey its always the quiet ones! I'm undecided as to wether I like them or not, on a toned bicep it could be quite hot! Once I see pictures of Jake's though I'm sure I'll love it!

jakeNme said...

There still exists technology to remove tattoos, right? Just in case our Jake changes his mind??? One can hope!! ;)

PLAINJANE said...

Um Brits, um wrong arm :)

cina said...

LOLOL Brits! You wish, huh? ;-D

felicia said...

Oh now you're getting it!

I was hoping someone would photoshop that Old English script onto his arm.

Can we try it on the right arm now?

Kendra said...

I hope Jake has done a discreet tatoo, not very bold or gothic, and that he stops here and doesn't go to a piercing next!

Muffin said...

Please let him stick to just one tat....but alas tatting seems to become an addiction for some folks.....

cina said...

I must confess that the bare thought of a tattoo on Jake's inner forearm is a huge turn-on for me! I want a picture ASAP!! *sigh*

britpopbaby said...

I just used the first inside arm revealing pic I could find!

Anyway, it's like totally about the art...

Smurfeyshmoo said...

Hmm, not really a fan of tattoos, I gotta say. I mean...think about when he gets old! Who wants to see an old man with a tattoo? But I'll still love him, of course!

Anonymous said...

for this tatoo news I'm quite suprised that Jake would get one as he doesn't seem the type but hey its always the quiet ones!

I don't think there is a specific "type" of person that gets tattoos.

Anonymous said...

once people start down the road of tattoos,more usually follow

That's more of a stereotype than anything. There are tons of people who get a tattoo and stop at one. It depends on each person. Obsessive compulsive people may be more tempted to get more than one out of pure compulsion. Others may get more than one because they like to mark special events or feelings on their bodies. But there are many more than that who just get one tattoo and are perfectly happy with stopping there.

Who wants to see an old man with a tattoo?

Depends on how in shape that old man is. There are men in their 80's with better and more toned bodies than men in their 30's.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Brit,
Will the Jake Watch five and dime store offer rub-on transfers of this tatoo?

Prophecy Girl said...

Uh, "britpop?" Yeah, hate to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure it says "prophecy." Come on!

britpopbaby said...

Actually, I think it reads, 'Just Do It'.

The Bearded Lady said...

Somewhere out there is a tattoo artist with a incredible story to tell.

Anonymous said...

where's the story with the tattoo? i want to read what felicia had to say.

cina said...

Go here! :-)

http://davecullen.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=40cb7be655b3e987452a8bedefc3df4c&topic=11934.3525

(I hope the link works)

cina said...

Somewhere out there is a tattoo artist with a incredible story to tell.

TBL, you're so right. I wonder if he/she'd ever share it...

mpom said...

Ah yes Jakes tongue. I have most of his movies and one of my passtimes/obsessions is trying to figure out in which of his on film kisses he slipped in the most T. Just watched Day After Tomorrow and I see a bit of T backlit by the fire. Nice.

Not any T to be seen in BBM though. Maybe with Anne Hathawy? I'll have to take another closer look. "Damn" I guess I'll have to watch it again.

mpom said...

I am going to reserve comment on the tatoo issue for after I see it "In the Jakeflesh."

Anonymous said...

"Actually, I think it reads, 'Just Do It'."

LOL! I'll reserve judgment till I see it too, but from what people have said, it doesn't sound too good.

Becky said...

ne chance the tat's fake and for a role??? i know i know, probably not right?

Amerika Bound said...

What's this?! I go away for 4 days.. and the Sex has a new sexy addition?
Woah!

What on earth, all the guys I know who have old english writing on the inside of their forearm have written something like their mothers or childrens name there... erm Jake, I thought we were trying to keep our love child a secret!

;)

Anonymous said...

What are the MV awards? And he what??? he got a tatoo no no no tatoos are never nice never... well not on jake i'd love to see what his parents thought...and maggie i'd say he had a laugh...eter probally jealous was hoping to get one done after his kids birth... and boo and attitus are probally pisssed that he did'nt get them tattooed on his back ...how inconsiderate!!

Kate said...

What's all this about tennis BritPop? With all the excitement over The Tat I missed the reference to the tennis.... Is Jake a Murray fan??

mrs_dalloway said...

A tattoo!!!!! I'm working my butt off to get some official education (that's why agent MrsDalloway wasn't at the reading) and Jake goes and gets painted.That's just..awesome!!:)) I so so so hope it's classy and subtile..and that it won't ruin any of his characters..it's a risc he's taken (if it's permanent).

wtbgirl said...

I come back from a long weekend - and find out that Jake is possibly back/headed back to NYC (!) and also got himself some big-ass arm tatoo (!!) I myself have a tatoo on my back (near shoulder) so I'm cool with the ink, although I am a tad surprised he got such a large one that is so visible. But hey, easier to spot him! LOL

The Bearded Lady said...

Yes,
WtbGirl
He's gone and inked himself up. What it says is still up in the air. Witnesses say it goes from the inner elbow down to the wrist. In Olde English script no less.

wtbgirl said...

Yeah, I was reading up on that - someone over at IHJ put up pics of Robbie William's tats as a visual reference (although Jake's would be on the other side).

well, if it's the real deal, it's a BOLD move for the Gyllenhaal - for a first tatoo - and PAINFUL, 'cuz getting one on the inside of the forearm must HURT.

Mine didn't really hurt, although I had a few drinks in me when I got it (drank for medicinal purposes only - LOL!)

britpopbaby said...

What's all this about tennis BritPop?

Someone overheard Jake being asked if he wanted to play tennis. I have no official confirmation on whether the question was actually asked and what Jake said. Although I hope Jake replied, 'Bitch, please, tennis?'

Amerika Bound said...

Someone has said at IHJ that the tattoo is actually japanese symbols, they had their photo taken with Jake, he's had a hair cut!

Anonymous said...

Is MV for Martha's Vineyard?
Because if t is I'm gonna smash my dam stupid big ASS of a head. I'm a lousy Cape Cod Highline Cruise away - WTF??????? I'm smashing my head as I speak - I failed you all - I was 1 hr away from the Sex. I failed- I'm no good - I will self destruct in ..4..3..2.
* BOOM*!

Simon Agent 002 said...

Well I won't say you failed us.
There have been quite a few first hand accounts of the evening and some photos.
So "we" got a chance to see and hear what went on.
But I feel more badly for you!...If you wanted to attend and missed out then I'm sorry you missed it.
There's another NY date in Oct coming up, you need to check Mr. Gyllenhaal's website.
Along the side border, Brit has a "link" box ,scroll thru that and you can connect to his site.

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bubblegirl said...

I would so love to meet Jake. I can't believe he got a tattoo! Why now? It is probably my name. Will Jake be as the NY date in October?

Anonymous said...

[i]and PAINFUL, 'cuz getting one on the inside of the forearm must HURT.[/i]

My tattoo is on my inner forearm and it really didn't hurt as bad as I thought. The outline hurt more than the filling in did. I think it helped that I was imagining it hurting so bad because then when it actually happened, it didn't hurt as bad as I had expected.

Britpopbaby, I believe it was reported that after he was asked about tennis is when Chris said that he couldn't since they'd be going back to NY then.

Anonymous said...

that is the worst photoshop of a tattoo i have ever seen.

for gods sake... said...

if you look on just jared, youll see the resl tat, and it reads "TORSO". Torso is a gay magazine, and so ithink it was photoshopped as a joke...


dont hate the jack nasty!!!

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