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UPDATE: An intrepid photographer catches Jake's reaction to the newly recreated MySpace page:
I know, Jake. I was happy to see it back, too.But, you know, this MySpace thing is a little fishy. Two of our sites have gone down now; Jake knows nothing; I know nothing... I'm starting to suspect these guys.
Yeah, that's right...
...George Clooney. The face of evil.Picture of George randomly plucked from the internet. Picture of Jake from...guess where?
16 comments:
Doesn't he live in Italy? And isn't he the face of Nescafe? Immediate disqualification, surely!
Hahaha! They're feeling the pressure alright! LOL!!
bmgirl: Sort of like not being legally old enough to be eligible, you mean? ;)
Seriously, it might be a case of envy on the part of the Clooney2008 folks--their page, despite their candidate, is an eyesore. It also hasn't been updated in about a year. They probably lost interest until they got a look at the competition.
OK, no lie, I saw a woman in Toronto wearing a "Clooney 2008" shirt. At first, I was like, oh no! Someone else's fake campaign has a better showing here than ours does...but when I got home and Googled it and found that blog was the top site on Google? No. I'm sorry. One chick wearing a shirt in Canada can hardly compete with the mastery of the Jake in '08 MySpace.
So we've got George, Jack Bauer, Stewart/Colbert...I wonder who else we're going to have to take out?
Yay! Back in action!
Hahahaha, George Clooney the true face of evil...
Alright, the bio of Jake on the new myspace blog is god damn funny. And I had a hard time trying to read it listening to the song on the page too.
I can't see anyone taking this down unless they're bloody stupid.
YAY Jake in 08 is back!!! And im loving the new pic, he looks so happy!
omg! is that song for real lolz!
love the new page and jake's bio is just hilarious!!!
Yeah it's back!!!
PS: Jake is in NY and there are pics of him chatting with the director of The Suiid and the Whale, hopefully this menas something is in the works!
George Clooney=face of evil, LOL!!!
I hope Jake was rooting for the Red Sox, I hate the Skanks!
Cherita said...
bmgirl: Sort of like not being legally old enough to be eligible, you mean? ;)
Oh, I totally know a friend of a friend of a friend who can hook him up with a fake id.
OT: Jake in NY yesterday with director Noah Baumbach:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/16/noah-baumbach-jake-gyllenhaal/#more-20827
Fingers crossed for a new project, please!!!
What, no, I don't.
Look, PG. I'm sure we can run a killer campaign. But frankly, we need a little help from the candidate. George didn't make a movie about Dafur. He went to Darfur. Jake made a movie about Rendition. That's not a foreign policy. In order for Jake to really get attention, he needs to do something dramatic. I recommend we kidnap Jake. Do a rendition. There are all manner of exquisite tortures we could subject him to.Then we could release him and pretend someone else renditioned him.
^^^ Unequivocally the most sadistically brilliant plan ever hatched on Jake Watch. I'm in! We can torture him by tying him down and forcing him to read internet rumors about himself. I know that's been MY personal hell for the past 18 months... ;)
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