Tuesday, July 25, 2006

MY LUCKY DAY! AKA SOCK WATCH #6...OR #7...OR WHATEVER!

Oh, baby. Smurfette has made Prophecy Girl very, very happy. I wasn't sure I would get a chance to take on the Mother Of All Jake Watch Features and then, like a gift from above, we get this little slice of heaven. Yes, this is an old picture, and no, Jake is not dining solo (I'll bet if you thought about it, you could guess who his lunch date is), but we're all about the socks here, people. We can't have any distractions. A closer look:


COLOR: Midnight black

TYPE: Do my eyes deceive me? Or do those appear to be dressy?

HEIGHT: Indeterminate due to pant length; we can only assume they're knee high.

OVERALL STATUS: Sadly, geriatric. It's as if he's aged 100 years from the shin down.

63 comments:

JoyceDavenport said...

The socks are bad enough but along with the sandals!

Jake a couple of questions:-
Do you have access to a full length mirror?

If so-
Do you use it?

Never mind sweetie we may occasionally- well quite often actually- criticise your dress sense but you know we still love you to bits!

Agnes said...

I had some trouble to focus on Jake because I got distracted by Kikkis "mailbox" she has going on in these photos!

cina said...

I'm afraid Jake could walk around in a cardboard box and I'd still find him attractive.

Jake honey, you can do no wrong imo. That's the sad truth.

Agnes said...
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Agnes said...

Sandals and socks is not a good combination, NOT even for you Jake.

Kendra said...

I think sandals with heels and satin stockings are a cool rage for chicks, but there is no excuse for boys, specially for hunky boys like Jake!

gin said...

As far as I'm concerned he could dress like Urkel and he'd still look good. I'm more concerned with his clothes coming off than I am with how they look when they're on. And that is the sad truth of my life.

mrs_dalloway said...

Ouch! Bad,bad combination! but I'm willing to forgive and forget if I see a fresh pic of him looking spotless ;)

cina said...

Ah you're with me gin! :-)

Nothing Really Matters said...

Agnes you are so right. Why do people do that!

Sandals and socks is a crime! People in the public should know better!

cina said...

^^ LOL! Well I do agree, it IS a bad combination. It's just that in my book, Jake gets away with ANYTHING. That's how pathetic I am. I mean, I'm even starting to accept the lycra outfit for Christ's sake!!! LOL

Jhoey said...

Sandal with socks are not a perfect match, but damn he is so cutie with them :O)

He can signing a perfect lifestyle everyway !

dani said...

I am surprised that a hot hunk like Jake would wear something like this combo even at home, let alone out in public. And what was wrong with Kirsten? Most women wouldn't let there man go out like that....But sadly, like a lot of you, I tend to accept anything Jake wears due to the visual image of him taking it off at some point.

PG, I'm glad you cut out his table companion so that we could focus on what's important, but unfortunately I had already seen the other 60 pictures of him and Kirsten over at IHJ this morning. Of course I've seen them before but it is still not the way I would choose to start my day!

phoebe said...

No, Jake. No you didn't!!

Socks and sandals.. *sobs*

smurfette said...

yay, feel very privileged to get a shout-out :).

sure, he looks like my dad from the shin down (really), but one quick glance at the rest of him and i'm all better. yup, he's still hotter than *&*#@&#@. now i'm losing my vocab along with my senses when it comes to jakey!

Amerika Bound said...

I remember late middle school/early high school days rocking knee high socks scrunched down to mid calf, with adidas sandals.
It was all the rage!

I <3 JAKE forever ever.

Amerika Bound said...

these ones but in blue..

http://www.rogansshoes.com/MaelstromCart/Images/Site32/Details/Details_adiblack.jpg

RJ said...

Jake, you are the one guy who not only pulls socks and sandals off but turn me on in the process.

Anonymous said...

Kikkis mailbox?Urkel?Snaffle or whatever it is?I wish i knew what it was all about...sigh.Never mind.

Jake i loves ya baby and your socks and sandals.

heddaparsons said...

That is NOT a good look for Jake, sorry, bleh. BTW, shouldn't he be back from Paris by now? I heard that Lance will be in Iowa this week for a charity bike ride.

msdonniedarko said...

ya i have to say that i love jake no matter what and hes so cute that i wouldnt of notice how bad his socks and sandles looked untill it was pointed out for me! heheheh love is blind

Seaweed said...

PG, After looking over the latest additions to IHJ a short time ago I'm wondering why you wouldn't focus on the scantily clad JG at the Hotel Pool with Kirsten, he was looking so delicious that I would have given up a "sock watch" alert in favour of comments on his stretching and wiggling around on the cabana loungers. GOD, what a handsome devil!

Congrats on your excellent handling of things during Britpop's sabatical. XO

Anonymous said...

What puts me off about this photo is not the socks. I love them..but the fact that most likely that skank who needs her head examined(thank God he's not with anymore) is sitting across from him.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Anonymous thats a bit mean she's not that bad!

Prophecy Girl said...

PG, After looking over the latest additions to IHJ a short time ago I'm wondering why you wouldn't focus on the scantily clad JG at the Hotel Pool with Kirsten, he was looking so delicious that I would have given up a "sock watch" alert in favour of comments on his stretching and wiggling around on the cabana loungers. GOD, what a handsome devil!

The key words in that paragraph being "with Kirsten." Someday maybe I will become a mature and responsible fan...I just don't see it happening any time soon. :)

And heddaparsons, Lance is due in Iowa tomorrow so maybe they are flying back today??

Seaweed said...

PG,

Mea culpa on mentioning the "K" person. I was just so taken with the image of Jake showing some skin and looking so sexy. I'd much rather see him with other persons, so will just leave it at that.

X

Prophecy Girl said...

^^^ Hee. No problem. She was easy to crop out of this one. In that set, they're all over each other...it would have been sadly difficult. :( But agree, Jake scantily clad by a pool does beat old-person-sock-feet anyday. :D

The Bearded Lady said...

"I auditioned with many male actors and Patrick was the one with whom I had the most chemistry," Pompeo says in her characteristically staccato yet measured tone"
-Ellen Pompeo

http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/story/0,20797,19905466-5003422,00.html

Well Missy, how mistaken can you be dear?...
Perhaps you and "Patrick" share a chemistry that one finds in
a nursing home?...over a glass of warm milk?

msdonniedarko said...

just to let you know i dont want to see any pic with kirsten or any girl for that matter i was just browsing on IHJ and now im so sad cuz i looked at stupid pics touching kirsten :( i know i did it to myself!

Smurfeyshmoo said...

I just want to know where he is planning on going in those dressy pants and dressy socks...hopefully ditching the sandals for real shoes and the tee for a nice button up? Maybe even with a tie? Oh dear, the fantasies are endless...

Agnes said...

@anon10:17 The "mailbox" I was talking about on Kikki was her pants that are very low in these pictures. It must have been a jackpot for the paps.

Kendra said...

"Well Missy, how mistaken can you be dear?...
Perhaps you and "Patrick" share a chemistry that one finds in
a nursing home?...over a glass of warm milk?"

Ouch...that hurts. Ellen Poempeo needs urgently fix her "chemistry" radar before it's too late, although Dempsey is not oddball...

debaser said...

where are these pictures from pleeease?...I am ashamed to say I do like the sock/sandals look on jake....my ex boyfriend actually used to wear brightly coloured socks with his birkenstock sandals and I found this strangely appealing for some reason.

Yeah, also I want to check out this mailbox thing. There's an air of 'so disgusting you cant stop looking at it' about kiki, dont you think?

sorry, that was uncalled for...

mrs_dalloway said...

I shouldn't have looked at the pictures! Now I'm almost blinded by the 'mailbox'!!

OT: does anyone have any news from Britpop? I am beginning to suspect she ran into a certain someone and is now off to a secret island..I am expecting a postcard anytime soon..*hopes*

Nothing Really Matters said...

mrs_dalloway Brits was on holiday for two weeks and should get back this weekend i think! AS far as i know she has no internet unless she finds a internet cafe!

The Bearded Lady said...
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The Bearded Lady said...

I was mean...but that remark brought out my claws!
Couldn't she just say she has chemistry with Patrick Dempsey
and leave any comparisons aside?

Prophecy Girl said...

This "mailbox" discussion has me hysterical! I love you guys!! :) Re: britpop; I've heard nothing. I thought maybe she'd drop a line or something at some point, but she appears to be completely without internet access. Either that, or she's holed up with Jake...which would be exciting, but then I'd kinda hate her. ;)

Anna said...

Gawd, Jake. That's twice with socks in the sandals now. Please don't do this to us...

;-)

msdonniedarko said...

where did these pics come from? i fell lost cuz i know nothing of a mail box! ive been searching and cant find these photos

Agnes said...

http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/displayimage.php?album=165&pos=0

Anonymous said...

First time posting and I just have to ask, What's up with the SOCK thing? Do you have an obsession with socks, or just with socks that Jake wear? It's ok though, just wondering. Socks should never be worn with sandals, but there are times that are the exception. He looks like he had dress clothes and socks on and just wanted to relax his feet. These sandals are like slippers. He would look very weird if he had dress pants and sandals and bare feet, even though he has nice feet.

bookgirltx said...

Oh Jake!!

Sandals or no sandals...
Socks or no socks...
Shirt or no shirt...
Pants or no pants... Oops, sorry. Wishful thinking on that one!

He's still my #1 *boycrush* !!!

msdonniedarko said...

we just love jakes socks not socks in general! and thanks agnes

msdonniedarko said...

hahahahha nice ass crack kirsten!!! heehe i shouldnt make fun in fact i have tons of pics with my ass crack out but none of them were with jake eating lunch!

Anonymous said...

For anyone still interested in the landslide victory over at In Touch Poll of the Week (ha!) the score is now: MM 38% and JG 60%. Poor ole LA trails behind with an embarrassing 2%.

Agnes said...

msdonniedarko I know what you mean the fashion on pants makes it easy to show little too much ;)

cina said...

...but none of them were with jake eating lunch!

LMAO!! Well, we gotta give her that at least! ;-D

smurfette said...

i just gotta say, amidst the sock and sandals hate, that in general, sock watch is one of my favorite features. i love how adorably dorky and quirky jake's "sock habits" make him, and how he can turn the universally reviled sock-and-sandal combo sexy. it makes me love him more-- it shows me he's not a vain, self-obsessed hollywood star that takes himself too seriously. man, i love that even when he's smoking-hot (wiggling around in a towel at a pool), his body language is dorky/self-deprecating. sorry this is turning to a rant, but I’m one of the few who had seen and appreciated jake in movies without taking notice of him until i started seeing him in interviews. i guess fell in love with jake's personality and uniqueness at first-sight and i’m always happy to see proof that he’s not just another cookie-cutter hollywood idol.

Kendra said...

That's been a beautiful rant, smurfette, and I agree fully with some of your points :)

cina said...

"it makes me love him more-- it shows me he's not a vain, self-obsessed hollywood star that takes himself too seriously."

You know what? That's what I'm feeling too. I like the fact that he doesn't seem to give a shit about how he looks doing his every day normal stuff, even though he knows there will be pictures taken of him. I guess I find it... endearing.

dani said...

Smurfette - I am a person that also saw Jake in plenty of movies, including BBM, but I did not fall for him until I started seeing him in interviews and was instantly and totally charmed by his personality.

Anonymous said...

Hi Agnes,thanks for telling me about the mail box.lol...I didn't see the pictures so i didn't get it.I do now.lol

gin said...

"it makes me love him more-- it shows me he's not a vain, self-obsessed hollywood star that takes himself too seriously."

You know what? That's what I'm feeling too. I like the fact that he doesn't seem to give a shit about how he looks doing his every day normal stuff, even though he knows there will be pictures taken of him. I guess I find it... endearing.

I would just like to agree wholeheartedly with all of this. There's so much hotness out in the world (none the equivalent of Jake, to be certain), but there is no hotness that is also as smart and dorky and charming as Jakey. He is all things sex and quirkiness. :)

SquallCloud said...

I love that Jake dresses in the dark. ... while drunk. Makes him all the more interesting. I'm glad I dont' have to see Kiki's flat ass or her asscrack so nyah! I know I'm childish but there ya go.

"I'm under your spell
Jakey can't you see
You're the only one for me
You know I've been through hell
Wishing that was me and not Kiki-i-i!
You make me compleeeeete!"

Prophecy Girl said...

Oh my God, Squall! I love you!! Anyone who reworks "Once More, With Feeling" lyrics is A-OK in my book! :)

SquallCloud said...

*smiles knowing I'd get on PG's good side with that one*

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Miranda said...

I love Jakey from the ankle up. Poor, poor shoe/sock combos.