Wednesday, May 02, 2007

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF BOO

Does it never end with you Gyllenhaal? Is BooGate not enough drama for you that you gotta throw TacheGate at us? I DO NOT have the time for this; I'm far too concerned about Boo to even get half way up in this madness. What next? Clogs?
Dammit! Maybe it's some kind of decoy?

Credit: IHJ.com

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Lord help me, everywhere I go in Jakedom I am bombarded with these sexy images! He's waaaaay too hot in these pics - I may just collapse. :)

Anonymous said...

Remember last year when he tried to grow that awful thing back, LOL!! Not a good look for Jake IMO, I like a little scruff.

KayDee said...

Trying a Borat look, Jake?

call me cherita said...

He looks so wonderful to me that I had to stare at these pictures for 5 minutes before I even realized what the heck you were talking about. Right now, combined with the stubble, it works for me. It's not like the 70s Jack Twist/porno job (though if you stop and think about what that moustache felt like, say, if he kissed you, it probably wouldn't be so reviled).

KayDee...chut up! ;)

call me cherita said...

Oh, and why does this conjure thoughts of someone following Jake with a camera as he steps into the woods to take a leak?

KayDee said...

though if you stop and think about what that moustache felt like, say, if he kissed you, it probably wouldn't be so reviled

it would give you a pash-rash! (ha! a new word i've learned recently, didn't think it would come useful so soon!) yewwwww!!!:D

call me cherita said...

No way...we're talking soft, maddening, ticklish delight here, darlin'! You know, he could kiss places other than your lips, too.

Okay, maybe that should read my lips.

KayDee said...

ummm, it would give you pash-rash those other places, too. not a nice feeling :P

plus it looks awful

now, heath's stubble is a completely different thing. it would feel most deliciously in all places ;) and it looks fantastic :D

KayDee said...

You know, he could kiss places other than your lips, too.


no way, he wouldn't get to kiss my lips or anything else before we're married. i'm a nice boy! :)

kokodee said...

Memo to Jake: Please get rid of that pornstachio asap, you look like a mere mortal not like The Sex.
Don't make me whip out my lash.

call me cherita said...

I think you've got a pash-rash on your brain from too many Heath pics, sweetie. :P

no way, he wouldn't get to kiss my lips or anything else before we're married. i'm a nice boy!

Now I know you've got a pash-rash on your brain. ;)

P.S. JAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

kokodee said...

Or lash out my whip for that matter. :)

cina said...

What's wrong with clogs?? And I for one LUUURVE that pornstache! :)

KayDee said...

HHHHEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHH!!!!!!

P.S. Where is Boo???

See, BPB, i'm not off topic :D

Anonymous said...

Didn't he wear THE CLOGS recently already?

Anonymous said...

We need to find Boo.

coffeecat said...

What DOES he have hidden within the rolled-up sweatshirt he's holding?!

Anonymous said...

I think he looks delicious!!!! I have certain preferences, but there isn't anything Jake could ever do that would make him less attractive to me. If he wasn't a famous film star and he was just- A Guy - walking down the street looking like that, I would totally do an "Ellen Pompeo" and stop him to tell him how absolutely beautiful he is! This is the hottest sexiest man ever! Looking at him makes me feel....indescribable.

theshowerlady said...

I saw this whole series on IHJ. I must say. I think we have caught Jake in the act...so to speak. Apparently Jake is either currently recruiting petite women with long blonde hair for some mysterious purpose or, in this series, he is talking to the waitress (black apron) who handled his breakfast order.He may be placing an order for later on and she's telling him about the delivery service.

call me cherita said...

Just went and viewed the rest of the pics, and it's like falling in love with him all over again. How adorable, sweet, friendly, and personable he looks...his beauty definitely runs from the inside out, and it makes me ache.

veeveevee said...

Whoa! A 'stache?!?

I don't know about this one, although I'll reserve judgment. I did like the one last year, and I am normally NOT a fan of staches.

But it's Jake. What can I say? :-)

Anonymous said...

not loving the 'stache at all, but am absolutely loving the "just rolled out of bed and threw on the first thing I could find" look.
(well, that's what my fevered imagination sees in these pics....)

Anonymous said...

You're right ANON2:18. He has a look about him. Very "just got out of bed-ish!"x17(?) has video of him going into a cafe for breakfast and it looks empty and the sidewalk cafe part deserted. So I'm assuming a place that normally isn't open for breakfast, but since it's Jake? When he left, there was an older guy with him. Maybe he had a meeting. Oh. He put $ in the parking meter and when the cheesey paps asked about Reese Jake just ignored them totally. Actually, the paps seemed almost...polite?

Anonymous said...

Polite as they're asking those nosey questions! Those bums!

Anonymous said...

(sigh!) OT: Just saw pics of Maggie with Natalie Portman at the film festival in NYC for some French movie they were both in. Sounded like a romantic comedy.

Anonymous said...

Awww, Jake! It doesn't matter. He's just SO... what? I've run out of words to describe him. I just know I never get tired of looking at him, pornstache and all! Beautiful is such a poor word for Jake.

Anonymous said...

I just need that fleeting glimpse of Jake. It's like a drug. I'm fine for two days. Then I need another fix. Seems the paps only bother some people sporadically. And others every single minute. Right now, I think Jake is balancing things well.At least they don't seem too bad. Of course we don't really know. But last year, in NYC, he was really thoroughly pissed at them and they really upset him.They were rude and intrusive and they were always around. Now it's not like he's overjoyed, just that he can put up with the occasional crap if he has to. And they seem like they're not around him as much. LA has better laws.

Lindsey said...

could it be for a part?



but he still looks hotter w/o it. for sure

I LOOOOVE JAKE

cina said...

Didn't he wear THE CLOGS recently already?

Yes he wore them in some recent pictures, but I can't remember which right now.

And I still love the pornstache. I COMPLETELY agree with anon 11:55.

cina said...

Okay, I just watched that video at x17 and I have only one thing to say:

Those paparazzi are f*cking pathetic with their questions. *cringe*

Anonymous said...

Awrighty now!! The last time I checked we only had 202 votes so far! That is embarassing!!! GDI, there are waaaay more than 202 Gyllenhaalics within a 50 mile radius of any spot on the globe! (well maybe not the Serengeti....) Aw you guys know what I'm talkin' about! The last time I tried to raise a campaign it blew up in my face, soooo, who wants to go over to IHJ and kick some butt??? There's a bizillion fangirls over there.... Anybody???

Please sign the petition!

cina said...

I've already tried to kick some butt over at IHJ, getting close to no response what so ever. Highly disappointing.

Anonymous said...

Dam, that's a shame. Don't you just hate apathy? :(

Anonymous said...

DC forum?

joycedavenport said...

Aaaaaaaaaargh!
No Jake NO!
It makes you look almost sleazy.

*DUCKS*- I said *ALMOST*

Even with that - that 'thing' on his face he is beautiful- but why do anything that detracts one iota from your perfection Jake?

*Sigh* Do you think he just likes playing with our emotions?

*Jake thinks* 'Hey I bet this will stir up some controversy- get them talking'.

Yes it will Jake- and the word being spoken is NO!

Can we have a reprint of the Martha's vineyard towel pic just to wash that vision away?

cina said...

Jake - please keep that moustache so I can have you all to myself okay? ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh dear god, Jake has officially got me good, I'm finding the porntash a massive turn on.

Anonymous said...

Jake, Borat look is fine as long as you don't forget to shave for Cannes!

cina said...

Oh dear god, Jake has officially got me good, I'm finding the porntash a massive turn on.

Glad to see I'm not alone! :)

joycedavenport said...

Cina- nice try but you will not get him all to yourself even with the pornstache. While there is a difference of taste among us as to shaved/stubbly/moustachioed/bearded/caveman Jake we are all united in that it is Jake we are having this discussion about.

If it was anyone else on the planet (and I do mean anyone)I wouldn't care. I saw a picture of Heath recently looking frankly down and out with massive beard and wild hair. I love Heath. I think he is gorgeous. But I was like *shrug* so what- he'll shave eventually.

It only matters when it's Jake.

penny lane said...

Joyce, see new pics on IHJ apparently taken yesterday - Jake must have heard you..!

cina said...

^^ Well I'll be darned, won't you girls get you'r panties in a knot now! ;)

call me cherita said...

Ummmm...guuhhhhh...is that...is that...the shirt? Thanks for that, penny lane....

*thud*

Anonymous said...

Porntash a turn on, clean shaven a turn on, and is it very wrong the brief glimpse of chest hair in the latest photographs has destroyed all concentration for the afternoon?

ncwoman said...

Well, I was all ready to comment on the pornstache (not liking it, but hey, it's Jake)....when....

OMFG. Those pics...of him...in what looks like THE SHIRT...clean-shaven....Anon 12:53 is right, I can kiss all concentration goodbye for the rest of the day.

Jesus Christ, how can one mortal man be so impossibly HOT?!?

*DEAD*

joycedavenport said...

Thanks Penny!

Oh God! I think it was better for my blood pressure and heart when he had the 'stache.

And Cherita I think you might be right I think that is *the* shirt!

Could be he is reading JW and IHJ and listening. On the other hand I think it more likely that his campaign manager for 'Jake in '08' had a serious word about the poll impact of that look. Hence the quick shave. Well done PG.

You have to excuse me now- I have an urgent appointment with a deity over at IHJ.

heddaparsons said...

Yeah, he shaved off the pornstache!! I saw that creepy video on x17online, they did the same thing to Rreese a few weeks back.