Thursday, April 20, 2006

RUBRIC RODEO! WHAT?

Caption Competition is just too plain for this blog so welcome to our Rubric Rodeo!

Please don't question how accurately this phrase conveys the idea of a caption contest I just really like the way it sounds! It sounds sex-ay.

So what's going on here? Why that look on Jake's face? Why that hair on Robert Downey Jnr? Please place your rubrics (go with it!) in the comments section below. You've got one day to display your waggish quips and can enter as many times as you like (within reason, I'm taking up enough bandwidth as it is). The winner shall be annointed Jester of the Court and will recieve a week in the stocks where we can all throw our rotten produce at them and nobles can poke them with rapiers. Yay!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

The poor bloke [Jake] looks like he's about to be sick!

debaser said...

as you can see...robert downey jr is in fact pulling up his trousers whilst jake is holding his stomach/belly button area..Therefore I have reached the only logical conclusion- Robert Downey jr. stuck his penis in jake's belly button against his (jake's) will

see you said...

THAT'S ROBERT DOWNEY JR?!? *completely shocked*! Did NOT recognize him? Did he lose tons of weight, or what? He looks tiny (compared to Jake).

britpopbaby said...

Jake had to go all 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' in order to broach the subject of Robert's hideous outfit.

Anonymous said...

Jake has just thrown one of those super-hard punches that breaks tiny metatarsal bones within one's hand. He's wincing because he's in great pain & yet is denying himself immediate professional medical attention, as heroes in movies often do. Robert Downey is uncaring & rather philosophical. "What you need is some drugs," Downey is advising him. "If you take enough drugs, you wouldn't feel it so much."

Anonymous said...

Whoops ... metacarpal bones within the hand. (Metatarsal bones are within the foot.) Sorry, I'm not in med school.

Anonymous said...

Jake:Robert will you please get your elbow outta my tit or i swear i'm gonna punch you again!

Miss Twist said...

Jake:"Damn! Those darling stalkers of mine have put laxatives in my food again, my stomach is doing back-flips! Don't they know it plays havoc with my IBS?!"
Robert:"Shut up and stop complaining, you don't have it bad. My fans have given me a permanent wedgie...look!

SquallCloud said...

"I sure hope Ennis don't find out I'm courtin' Mexican street walkers again or it's my ass!"

Miss Twist said...

Continuing from SquallCloud's post: "...Literally!"

Anonymous said...

Jake: "Geez Robert, the next time you ask me to fist you try not crushing my thumb like that!"

Robert: "My butt hurts."

playitagain said...

Lighten up on me, Robert. GTry if I can get Don Wroe's cabin again. We had a good time that year didnt we?

claire said...

Jake: Robbie-wobbie, Jakey need pee-pee

Robert: Quit ya whining, just act cool and no one will know its running down ya leg, works for me everytime

claire said...

Jake: ooh Betty

Robert: Jake, Frank Spencer is so last season

Miss Twist said...

LOL the running down ya leg thing! To almost quote Homer Simpson:"Mmmmm Jake run-off!" Errrr...now that is a new level of disgustingness, even for me. Wow I am proud! Do I get a gold star for being dirty?!

kkcscdp said...

Robert Downer Jnr: I told you if you play with your little solider to much you'll get a hand cramp and go blind.

On a side note, no beard - YEAH!

Anonymous said...

Jake says: "Quit scratchin' yer ass and help me with the Heimlich."

tankergirl said...

JG: Crap. This celibacy sh*t's giving me carpel tunnel. I've got to get me a new woman fast.

RDJ: Shut up, you big baby. I've got something here that'll help...Oh FU*K! Where's my Vicadin?!

Anonymous said...

Robert:"My butt hurts"
Jake:"My hand hurts"
Robert:"Told you it wouldnt work. Did ya listen me??? nooo... he wants to go all the way to mexico."

Smoke said...

Drugs are just bad, you should try to use Herbal Alternatives as a temporary replacement to loose the dependance!

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