NOW YOU CAN PAUSE AND REWIND THE GAYNESS!
Also, for anyone who cares, it's Heath Ledger's birthday! He's turning 15 today! I wonder what Jake brought him? A new Calor gas camp stove, prehaps? That stetson he's had his eye on? It must be so difficult to buy a present for the moody, tramp-esque, Aussie starlet who has everything. Oh, if only there was a gay innuendo gift shop, it would make things so much simpler!