Friday, April 14, 2006

SOCK WATCH # 3

It's like ever since I started Sock Watch, Jake has gone out of his way to not display his socks! What gives? This was almost the perfect picture; we've got salad eating, beard, sunglasses, strange coloured drink, tight enough top to show off a little muscle but then you get down to the bottom and it's all ruined by lack of sock action! And look! He's teasing us by turning up the ends of his jeans up ever so slightly like he's saying, "Oh, theres sock here but you ain't seeing it. This time it's private." Damn you Gyllenhaal! DAMN YOOOOOU!


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16 comments:

Miss Twist said...

Damn the Gyllenhaal and his sock and beard hiding ways! I wonder what he is eating in his sandwich...a little Dill Pickle maybe. I hope he doesn't get any crumbs on Dill, otherwise that would be more beard mistreatment!
It looks like he is drinking piss! Maybe he just needed to go so he decided to go in the nearest thing to him. Mmmm warm! LOL

cina said...

When was this picture taken? I don't think I've seen it before.
And miss twist - you're nasty.

I'm diggin the soles of his shoes though. That makes up for the lack of socks. For now.

britpopbaby said...

I think either yesterday or the day before.

Cina said...

Thanks! Is it at IHJ?

Miss Twist said...

Why am I nasty? Just because I am related to a certain Mr. Twist who is also nasty!
I am just saying what everyone else is thinking! Come on, you know you were thinking it too!

britpopbaby said...

They're from wireimage.

Miss Twist said...

Seriously who thought piss when they saw Jake's drink? I know I did, and I bet you did too!

See You said...

Who cares about the socks?! Shave already!

Cina said...

Calm down miss twist! Jeez! LOL And no, I didn't think piss. I thought orange lemonade. Sorry.

Chantelle said...

Another Hater!! Stop!!

I think we should all stop, breathe, and embrace the beauty that is Dill.

I know I'm feeling it, it's all scratchy and warm, like a wolf!

britpopbaby said...

Is it hungry like the wolf?

SquallCloud said...

*sigh* I wanna nuzzle his beard and ruby his biceps.

Nice sneaks. There should be a sneaker (tennies) watch. He's got kicks like a black man I tells ya. Always with the expensive exciting running shoes. I think I've seen these before but it's always a treat when he debuts a new sneaker. Just sendin' up a prayer of thanks for this and any other site that features Jake's every move prominantly.

Chantelle said...

Probably not. I'm sure it got it's fair share of that sandwich.

Lauren (407) said...

*sigh* he's such a tease...

Jamaica said...

"kicks like a black man"
HA!
Interesting....;)

Jamaica said...

I'm black (but I'm a girl), but I'll still take it as a compliment. I'm always looking for a way to claim him. lol :D