Our affiliates, dear virtual friends and sometime lovers, The Sargaals, are putting together a book of well wishes for the upcoming Gyllengaard and have called it (rather fantasically) Great Expectations. So if you'd like to send a message get over their pronto and submit your creative juices. VISIT HERE! It will reach Maggie and Peter as it is being given to Peter's mum, Judy.
Which brings me onto Jake Watch's gift for The Gyllengaard (it was all miffed's idea so she is getting the blame regardless of the fact she is still internet-less). There is a topic in the forum about it but seens as this baby will probably be in high school be the time we get our asses in gear, I'm giving those asses a shove. By this time tomorrow (7.30pm my time) I'm making a definite decision on what we're going to buy.
The options are:
a) Something charitable - plant a tree, save an acre of rainforest, yadda, yadda, yadda
b) Comedy animal - donkey, Anneka the brain damaged seal, marmoset, orangutang.
So get in the forums and make your opinion known or forever hold your tounge with a pair of brass plated Alice In Wonderland Nutcrackers.
I vote 100% comedy animal because this is Jake Watch, people, Jake Watch.
Man, I can't even keep to self-imposed deadlines. Right, decision is final - I'm buying an orangutang from the local zoo, stuffing it in a box and posting it to New York. Or, the legal and humane option: adoption.
We have a variety of comedy animals to choose from including:
RED RIVER HOGS
PRZEWALSKI'S WILD HORSES
...and the list continues in this vein for some pages more.
They're funny names but are they funny looking? I'm going to have to cross reference and get back to you.