When Jake found out that I was going to be taking over for britpopbaby for a couple of weeks, he kindly came over to my house, donned an Uncle Sam outfit (complete with wig and beard) and sat still for several hours so I could hand-paint this exciting and completely original promotional poster begging you, the reader for help. What a guy! Also, damn, I should have been in advertising. Maybe I'll sell this idea to the U.S. Army when I'm done with it.So if YOU, my fellow agents, happen to run across any news, gossip, pictures of Jake running marathons whilst naked, for the next two weeks, the place to be is prophecygirl922@aim.com. I will be humbly indebted and give you credit in the form of shouting your name across the interwebs (i.e. plastering it at the top of the story and maybe, if you're really lucky, I'll put it in bold). Also, I should warn you that while I had hoped this would be a seamless transition, we will have to undergo two major changes while I'm in charge...
1. We're moving to Central Standard Time (the finest of all U.S. time zones).
2. I'm afraid I'll have to ban the unnecessary use of excessive vowels in words such as "color" and "rumor." I've never understood the point of that extra "u."
That is all. Please be gentle to me seeing as how I'm very scared. I'll now go and try to find some real news.
34 comments:
Omg! I love Uncle Sam, er jake portriat!
You are off to a fine start, prophercy girl, welcome on-board captain!
I expect fine things from you!!
PG, don't you worry, you will do absolutely great!!
And might I add, what a brilliant start! Dude, that poster is frickin awesome!!
It's that time of year when everyone's replacing someone who's gone off on vacation, and no one has any idea what he or she is doing. So you're doing better than most already with your great Uncle Sam illustration, Prophecy Girl. I'm amazed at how well Jake looks under the hat brim. (Though he's got far too much clothing on, for someone who's saying, "I Want You.") Hope you enjoy being in charge for a little while!
PG it sure is a promising start! That Uncle Jake poster is hilarious! Don't worry, you will do just fine, and we will do our dutys as JakeWatch agents and be on the lookout for any Jake activity.
Now, if I may ask, what happened after you finished drawing...? Is Jake still safe and sound? ;-)
I haven't read the rest of your post, I was frickin' staring at that poster.
Genius!
Uncle Jake looks fantastic! If he wants me, he can have me...
Good luck, prophercygirl. It's big shoes to fill, but you'll do just fine. It's a great start.
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Oh my, PG, you are off to a roaringly great start - that pic is awesome!
I'll put on my best spy lenses and be on the look out for Jake news for sure. ;)
Aw, thanks for the support, guys! Cina, I insisted that Jake spend a few days with me just to hang out as my thanks to him for being so understanding about the costume. The things I do for you guys... ;)
And ooh, TBL, a conversion chart is an EXCELLENT idea. I'll try to work that in.
PG, props to you for the awesome poster, very very well done my love..
as for the lack of vowels in words.. I have always pondered why the English english was overpopulated with redundant vowels..
Oh well.
As you were.
prophecygirl, I can see we won't lack for laughs while Britpopbaby is roaming Italy! We'll be here cheering you on..!
Why didn't BPB say goodbye? Where did she go? This seems very sudden.
Britpop is on a well deserved two-week holiday in Italy, and she did say goodbye in an earlier post. Just scroll down a bit.
Dearest PG: I'd like to report to you that Jakey is slumbering peacefully amidst the tangled sheets on my bed, whilst I am doing some of those stretches they say you ought to do after a vigorous work-out. But alas, it is not to be. At the moment, I'm looking at the shoes in my closet to determine how many pairs are older than Jakey....far more than I realized!!!!
Don't worry PG i was always mailing Brits with lots of crap so you can expect the same!
At first I was going to take out the crazy Einstein hair, but then it looked too weird and there were hat issues. What's REALLY weird is how well Jake's facial proportions matched up to Uncle Sam's. They were spot on.
Great picture.Did you make it?
^^^ It is indeed an original Prophecy Girl Photoshop production. I thank God everyday for the "artistic filter" feature. It makes things look so much more impressive than they actually are.
Excellent start! I'll do my best to help you, of course.
I actually went over to www.cafepress.com to see what it would look like on a t-shirt and I'm not going to lie. It looked damned good. We're not going to bring this up to brit, though, since she's had a hell of a time working out the shirt business and now has a good option working that will not include crazy poster-manipulation by me...but if Jake's looking for a little something for 2008... ;)
"I had to do a double take to realize it was Jake!"
So did i Simon well done PG.
Katie the deadline bad been moved back as Brits is on holiday. So i guess it will be next month as she is away for two weeks!
Great job, Prophecy Girl. That poster freakin' ROCKS!!
I think the blog is in good hands. Love your stalk report before!
LOL, prophecy girl! What a great start on your Jake Watch career! Uncle Jack could get me to join ANYTHING!!! ;-)
^^^ Aw, hells yes, baby! I have a feeling we're in the minority, though. We've got a lot of European love going on on this blog. :)
Oh Prophecy Girl, as Vice Regent to the land of JakeyObsessonia, you have acquited yourself well. Gonna miss brit but if she doesn't deserves a gin soaked holiday, then no one does! Good work!
WE want the t-shirt!
^^ Yup, I agree gummy. That is a clear case of "Back away from my man" or OUR man, rather. The agent in me is alarmed by these new pictures... what do these women want? What is their plan? Do they have a big black van nearby in which they are planning to drive off with Jake in the back, gagged and blindfolded? I'm worried. Deeply worried.
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