Tuesday, May 30, 2006

THE NOT SPONSORED BY L'OREAL HAIR SURVEY

You know the score - it's somewhat of a hotly contested subject so now we can all say our piece on the Gyllenhaal's locks. It's important people, your opinion matters - not to Jake but maybe to someone else.

1.JARHEAD - also known as the slaphead, this is a personnal favourite of britpopbaby's; shaved heads feel goooooood...

2.SHORT 'N' SWEET

3.'NORMAL' LENGTH - aka the Jack Nasty.

4.WOLVERINE

5.THE WET EFFECT

6.THE EXPERIMENTAL PHASE - black hair dye, always a winner!

7. "SPECIAL"

88 comments:

Katie of Sweden said...

1, 6 or 7. Want all of them!

Katie of Sweden said...

Forgot 3. THREE. The best!!!!!

Ivy said...

I find it impossible to decide between 1, 2, 3, 5 and 6. I'd like them in rotation please.

wesntia said...

Jack Naaasty!

cina said...

JACK NASTY!!!! Ohhh the hotness!!
*fans herself*

Anonymous said...

1,3, and 5 thanks :P

br33n said...

1 and 2. Mmmm short hair looks goooooood on Jake.

winterbird said...

I'll take all of them, except the "Special", maybe... but the "Jack Nasty" one is probably my fave. Closely followed the "short and sweet". yeah, Close shaved is nice too, makes his eyes look even bigger!

phoebe said...

3, by far!! Hot, hot, HOT!

*heavy sigh*

Hill said...

While I am particular to #1 (Jarhead is where I first "met" and fell in love with Jake), I must say "short and sweet" is my current fav.

Seriously though...is it possible for this man to look bad? Like, EVER?!?!

Cina said...

^^ No.

wtbgirl said...

Um .. er ... um ... going to have to go for 5 here - "Wet." Yum.

Dalloway said...

I'll have to go with Jack Nasty..Anytime..(p.s.: that does not include the pornstache,i hope)

Bruinsmama said...

I LOVE IT ALL!

miffed67 said...

Holy crap! Was SO not prepared for Wet Jake this early in the morning....does coffee stain, y'all?

I'll take them all, please. Just have them wrapped, will pick them up this afternoon, m'kay?

Speaking of "Special," I watched Bubble Boy last night, and I am LMAO! What a CUTE movie! I liked it!

gummybug said...

I'll take two of each, please!

I guess #1 Jarhead is my favorite though. If I absolutely must choose.

Nothing Really Matters said...

3 or 6 I’m having my hair cut today!

kokodee said...

What's wrong with the special?
I luurve that hair!

beskyddaren said...

It's a tie between Jack Nasty bedhead and short 'n sweet. SWEET indeed!!!

Anonymous said...

I love his Hair! In all styles and forms...except when it's on his face.

Anonymous said...

1, 2, 3, 5, 6 PLEASE :)

Anna said...

Definitely the Jack Nasty in first place, and the Wolverine in second. YUM!!!

~DKBB~ said...

What a nice surprise to come home to after a few days in the mountains! Oh, I'll take the "Wolverine," please...sorta goes with my stay in the mountains, don'tcha think?! :)

Smurfeyshmoo said...

I'll take the wet Jack Nasty, thanks. Do you deliver?

see you said...

I like all except 1 and 4. Can't see the last one..

see you said...

Oh, can see 7 now. Don't like.

Favourite NUMBER 2!!!

No Jake picture with extra long hair so far... But I know I wouldn't like it. Unless it's very long and it suits him.. But I doubt it.

Anonymous said...

I'll order up the #3 Jack Nasty and make that clean shaven on the side. I can't understand the Jarhead look myself. Why shave off that beautiful head of hair. Jake is an amazing looking man. I guess the piercing blue eyes and one-of-a-kind smile under the hair makes for one gorgeous guy.

Ivy said...

I don't know why, but looking at those pics of various hairstyles has made me realise that I'd love to see Jake and Henry Rollins in a movie together as father and son. I'm not saying there's a resemblance, I just think it'd work.

Anna_F said...

I love love love 3 and 5. 3 because you need something to run your fingers through and 5 because who could resist wet Jake?? If I saw that at my local beach I would not be able to keep my jaw from dragging along the ground.

Anonymous said...

Alas, I'm having a lot of trouble with the pictures today, BritPopBaby, and can't see most of them at the time I'm posting this. All I know is that, when Jake's hair is dark, I like it best, because of the contrast with his light eyes. (That's a very romantic look -- the dark hair & the piercing blue eyes. Otherwise known as the "Elizabeth Taylor.") And also that I like Jake's looks best when he's got lots of hair all grown in, because his hair is one of the loveliest parts of him (and he has many lovely parts): thick, textured, fluffy, floppy and though I know it only from pictures, I am sure it smells mouth-watering. I want to nuzzle it, kiss it, play with it, get my fingers through it. Jake gives me a hairgasm!

welcome to the suck said...

All of them are sooo sexy! Jake is the Sex God. Jarhead is so adorable. Jake always looks good.

Anonymous said...

THREE!!! There is no competition for Jack Nasty! It's just the best hair for him, I love it that way. Love it!

maria said...

No. 3 please, accompanied by heavy stubble, the way he looked when they were doing all the promotion for Brokeback Mountain.

Anonymous said...

For me it's wolverine.I like his hair longer.The more the better.Delicious.He does have amazing hair and does a lot with it as he has the hair to do it with.Not liking the bald look permanently.He got away with it for Jarhead though.Very sexy in army fatigues!

Anonymous said...

Ooh deffo wolverine.Something to run my hands through.

Laura said...

I think I've found my place---another Jake addict- allelujah!

Anonymous said...

Yep,Wolverine for me too.Very sexy!
More to play with the better.It's so lush i want to kiss it and work my way down.

Anonymous said...

Sorry o/t but where are the links down the side of the blog gone?

Anonymous said...

I like it black and a bit longer, like in donnie darko or higway

britpopbaby said...

Sorry o/t but where are the links down the side of the blog gone?

They are there for me. ???

claire said...

somewhere between 2 & 3 for me, enough to see his hair but not too much to make him look like an overgrown ape

Chantelle said...

OMG, hotness overload!! I go with Wolverine though, which is to be suspected.

Daniel said...

I like the "normal length". It's a great length for grabbing and pulling when kissing...or other things. ;) But it's not too long and he's got such a full head of it. He seems to have pretty good genes but it's still a scary thing to possibly lose it and I think it can sometimes be dangerous to shave it. A friend of mine shaved his off when we were 21 and it started to grow back all splotchy. He never got his full head of hair back (and he also came from good hair genes so he doesn't know how it happened, just unlucky I guess).

Thesweetestone said...

1 and 3. Definitley...Mmmm, but he kinda always looks good, doesnt he? Im not a fan of the beard though...

Anonymous said...

OMG OMG what to choose?

maybe he should dye it black again, just for the Donny-ish aspect of the matter, THEN shave it all off (cause it really does feel gooood, not that I'm gonna get to actually feel it on him, but who knows, right?) THEN grow it back and make it all "special" again.
Erm, or not.

aaaaaaand shaving the beard would be a nice bonus, too.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I can see the pictures now. I guess they just took a while to load. I'd say my preference for is No. 3, but a couple shades darker. And I like him clean-shaven. I keep recalling him in "Brokeback Mountain," all spit & polished for his job interview in Aguirre's trailer. There is a frame in the stills where he stands there, with his hair wet-combed back, sort of looking up from beneath his eyebrows. He is so handsome, at that moment, I'd give him any job in the world.

blackhatnbeard said...

Jack Nasty! With Wet as runner up!

rei said...

I'd give him any job in the world.


How bout blow job:-)

only1annabel said...

I'm torn between the "Jack Nasty" and "Wolverine" I like him with hair for sure but its the facial fluff I'm unsure about! I do like the feel of a shaved head on a guy but I dont reckon its the best look for Jake. Who am I kidding...I'd say yes to him no matter what!!

sweet thing said...

I liked #3 the Jack Nasty look on him. I don't mind him in a beard but I tend to like clean shaven or the scruffy look best.

sweet thing said...

I like #3 the Jack Nasty look. I mean I like clean shaved Jake, and I like him with the scruffy look. But I am not extremely keen on the wolverine look. (but he's gorgeous nonetheless)

Anonymous said...

Links are back now. Thanks Britpopbaby.My hideous pc playing up as usual.x

Dangerous Woman said...

Hummmm. Maybe number 7 Special "Bubble Boy " ... and seven is a magic number, isn't it?

Prophecy Girl said...

Jack Nasty ALL THE WAY. Ow-ow!

miffed67 said...

"the scruffy look" Mmmmm, my, yesssssss!

Excuse me, I need a moment.

Anonymous said...

The Jack Nasty followed by Short'n'Sweet. But better then both of those is the real Jack Nasty when his hair is kinda flattened by his cowboy hat, so it's not as fluffy. That's how I like it. Yes.
~J

Anonymous said...

Off topic - Britpopbaby, since you changed the layout the links on the sidebar are waaaaay down the page. You'd never find them unless you thought to scroll right to the bottom. I guess it's different with each browser, they were always there for me before the layout change though. Just thought I'd mention it since others seem to have the same problem.

gin said...

This is a freakin' hard question. I think #2 and #7 are the only ones I DON'T care for...and even they're passable on someone as pretty as he is. :)

Anonymous said...

Bald Jakey always reminds me of a friend's description of a bald guy who's a mutual acquaintance of ours: "He looks like a dick with ears."

tankergirl said...

3 to 4. Something to grab onto.
Jake's hair alone is proof of God's existence.

Speaking of Proof, that is the perfect example of his hair at it's best. I like it dark, too.

You know, when I saw Jake in person at this Academy Awards luncheon thing, I actually gasped out loud in shock at how earthshattering his hair is. It goes this way and that way, and is so thick, dark & lush.
Fucking amazing.

Anonymous said...

Are we allowed write-in choices? I'd like to see him with a Mohawk.
And just for the sake of comparison, how about corn-rows?
Is there any photoshop talent out there with noting to do?

Anonymous said...

Oops. Make that "nothing to do".
Or maybe I should have written "photoshop talent with only boring work things to do".

Anonymous said...

The wolverine. I like when he looks all manly and wild. A mountain man!! And I would love to scratch the beard over and over again..

Anonymous said...

The Jack Nasty, PLEEEEAAASE!!!

Anonymous said...

Ooh it has to be wolf man,i mean wolverine.Devine!!!

Anonymous said...

Yep,i'm having trouble with the side links as well.Can't see em at the moment?

Anonymous said...

I'd hit #1 and #3 any day.... wait a second, i'd hit ANY of them every day!! :D

miffed67 said...

better then both of those is the real Jack Nasty when his hair is kinda flattened by his cowboy hat

Mmmm, yummy! Hathead Jake was the BEST. And those western shirts! O.M.F.G. I've never gone for the "cowboy" type, but Jack sure made me rethink that!

Anonymous said...

3 and 6 are by far the best

Patch said...

I'd say all of them, bar 6 & 7 (cause he looks too young).
God that is such a nice group of pics to be presented with. Each one would make for a different kind of fantasy. Phew. Off I go to fanstasy land...

Anonymous said...

3 JACK NASTY is best by far!!!! Oh yes, Baby!!! Despite the title to denote a 'mid length' got to point out there is no way nothing 'normal' about this beautiful mane and this gorgeous man.

Rating the other hair styles in order of preference:
5.THE WET EFFECT
4.WOLVERINE
6.THE EXPERIMENTAL PHASE - black hair dye, always a winner!
7. "SPECIAL"
2.SHORT 'N' SWEET
1.JARHEAD - also known as the slaphead

Course I love Jake no matter what. Salivated all through Jarhead, though I'm not usually attracted to bald men -- but Jake had me converting (at least for him)!

Loreal - send me whatever he's using, please!!!

Angela

queenscroft said...

Maybe we should just acknowledge that Jake could wear any darned haircut and look good. Except the mullet which should be made a crime against humanity under international law.

Katie of Sweden said...

Is anybody counting the votes? Bpb? Guess No.3 is the winner?

britpopbaby said...

Everytime I do one of these surveys I just leave it blowing in the wind, don't I? Maybe I should count them. ;)

see you said...

Not everyone can wear a jarhead and look seeeeeeeeeeexy!

Our man can!

see you said...

.. blowing in the wind.. the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind ..

beskyddaren said...

Jake's hair alone is proof of God's existence.

LOL! Thanks, I've been struggling with that question. ;o)

thesweetestone said...

oh God youre right! Im a beliver!

squallcloud said...

Short and Sweet and Normal are at a tie for best. Of course it goes without saying he looks panty wetteningly scrumptious in all photos.

Lauren / 407 said...

It's gotta be the Jack Nasty every time....although he looks *hott* in every single pic....but....well, what cam I say?? Hios normal length is....hawt. XD

kel said...

i'm going to have to go with 3. the jack nasty.

Anonymous said...

Jack Nasty! *drools* I also love him with darker hair, though, so I love the "experimental phase," too *passes out*

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Anonymous said...

I LOVE THE name 'SPECIAL' for the Bubble Boy do. I like #2 - Short and Sweet.

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Sarah said...

3 and 6!!! OMG Hotness!! I finally persuaded my parents to let me watch Donnie Darko. The goth look has never been so SEXY!
And Jack Nasty!
Squeeee (I saw that one without my rents knowing...)

Miranda said...

Definitely 3. A little stubble, and the way his hair flips out... mmmmmm.