Imagine my excitement! My two favourite interests: Jake Gyllenhaal and pet fashion, fused together at last! Can you picture it? Dogs all across the world, parading round parks, with Jake Watch plastered across their backs. Or how about a FREE BOO range with Boo insignia?
- Jake Watch: Well someone has to keep a damn eye on him...(aka, The Original)
- Jake Watch: Possibly the only blog in the world stalking with a vengeance...
- Please get out the way, professional stalker coming through...
- I don't need any of you losers, I have Jake.
- Have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal? I have his socks.
If you have any thoughts on the matter, please let me know. Also feel free to add slogans of your own invention.