Thursday, June 01, 2006
FIRST OFFICIAL JAKE WATCH STALKING MISSION: FAILED
We need to give a shout out to our homegirl Prophecy er, Girl for taking stalking to brilliant new heights. I am truly humbled. You can read about her mission HERE (Part I) and then HERE (Part II). Unfortunately she didn't actually see Jake because he was in New York/The Hamptons/FBI Protection Program but we should all salute the effort and craziness and cupcake consumption. And Ryan Seacrest has his own star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame - what's the world coming to?
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$3.25 for a cupcake?!?!?!?! What's that, about £2? And a cupcake is not even as big as a muffin, right? Are they coated in some sort of Class A dust or summat?
I salute you! I just finished reading Prophecygirl's failed stalking report - brilliantly done! Although I would have brided those under-16 staff in Sprinkles Cupcakes to give me some info/gossips about Jake. Are those cupcakes for himself? or Atticus? Austin? Maggie? Kirsten?
It's true, winterbird, I would have liked to quiz the staff more, but the growing line behind me made it difficult. Damn all those hungry people! Either Jake gets special treatment or Sprinkles wasn't that popular a couple weeks ago. I can't imagine a place that ONLY sells overpriced (but delicious) cupcakes being a success, but I guess I'm behind the times. Wtbgirl, there are other places like this?! It just seems so random...
I am trying to leave a message on PG's blog but it's taking too long.
Sweetheart, this is genius. The Harvard Westlake bit is beyond words. Thank you for going to all that trouble!
LOLOL! That was so much fun to read!
And here I was thinking only classy and respectable celebrities had stars on The Walk of Fame. How wrong was I....
And Harvard Westlake....! You've been on holy Jake-ground, girl!
since when does rayn seawhatever even merit any attention whatso ever?
That was awesome...I wish I woulda been there. I don't think VA is a prime location for Jake stalking. He never seems to be here. I might have to move back to NY. :)
"To merit attention"...lol The only thing I can figure is he has a new hairstyle every 30 days!
who is ryan seacrest?????
OMG, i finally understand that saying "curiosity killed the cat". Why, oh WHY did i ever feel the need to know who ryan seacrost is? Im gonna have nightmares now- guy looks like Ken doll would look after spending few hours in the owen. Creepy....
OMG, i finally understand that saying "curiosity killed the cat". Why, oh WHY did i ever feel the need to know who ryan seacrost is? Im gonna have nightmares now- guy looks like Ken doll would look after spending few hours in the owen. Creepy....
Why does he have a star??? You can actually buy a star for yourself or what. I just don't understand that.....
This is sooooo cool! I can just imagine how you felt being at his school... I myself wouldn't stop laughing for like 2 days after been doing a thing like that :D
As everyone says above, totally ingenious. Here's your diploma from the School of Scary (if Unsuccessful) Stalkers. Throw your trilby and beige trenchcoat in the air with pride.
Seacrest Out.
(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
Prophey girl how you have lots more trips planned!
Why does he have a Star? This is the biggest mystery of all. We'll solve fusion power , end world hunger , breath life into the dead , Before we'll know the answer to that one.
This is like too much... I mean I have had seriuos withdraw symtoms the last week because of the lack of pap pics and averughting..and then..today we get lika 67 new paps pics.. and this blatant stalking story... I am SO back into my addiction... I mean look at them!!!!
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Here's your diploma from the School of Scary (if Unsuccessful) Stalkers.
Ha! I accept this honor with great pride. It was a long, hard haul, but what a sense of accomplishment. I just hope no restraining orders come out of this. :)
Even if I didn't see Jake, I do feel that I have done the world a favor by pointing out the injustice of Seacrest being honored alongside Hollywood heavyweights (although it's totally an honor you can buy, so it's not even a real honor). The real question is who would shell out the bucks for his star?! Come on!!
OT but about J.. I understand that the MTV m.a. is recorded on 3d june and will be on TV 8th.
I'm actually still puzzled by Seacrest's star. Did I get this right - you can actually BUY yourself a star? How embarrassing is that?? And above all - who would ever DO that??
Ryan Seacrest...?
I always thought a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame was something you were GIVEN as an honor for being a respectable celebrity, a top notch actor etc.
I'm stunned.
Oh, and olsen twins? Does...I duno... Hillary Duff have her star? Its hillarious...
Well rumor has it that it's not actually a "Star" But really a manhole cover for a sewer with a yellow star painted on .
Oh, and olsen twins? Does...I duno... Hillary Duff have her star? Its hillarious...
Uhm, yeah. The Olsen Twins are also a huge question mark, I agree.
What a hoot!!! I could so see myself doing such silliness 'twas I but a young 'un again. Prophecygirl, you totally rock! I bow to your stalkerness! ;)
Omifuckinggod, Simon Cowell reads my blog!
Yeah I'm a bigger fan of Jake than you might think! PS Nice legs!
I bet you are. And thanks, but they're not my own legs.
I work with that little upstaging twat , on American Idol. All I can say is I hope a truck comes by awhile he is standing over his "Star" and runs him down!....insufferable he is!
Well that's okay because these are not my actual words.
Hee, I like you, simon. Stick around.
Yes I unloved in some circles. I think I might be moving back to Britian. Hollywood has lost it's last shred of reality over here.
Hey Simon, I didn't see your star anywhere. Did I miss it or has Seacrest shown you up? 'Cause if so, I'd be bitter if I were you.
I find it in total poor taste, to be fosting your own star apon any public walkway. One thing I can't abide is a large ego. I now know where I intend to walk my dog in the future.
Spoken like the humble man that you are. But dude, you were totally at Ryan's unveiling...
http://community.webshots.com/album
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*snicker*
Oh dear , I've completely blotted it out from my mind. I must have taken some mind altering pills that Paula left around! Really? is that me?...it all a very bad dream. I feel all dirty now.
OMG you are such a lair! That so is you! Go look in the mirror!
Simon, you're awesome. ;)
I feel all cheesy inside...like a cheese ball rolled in butter crumbs....I'll never be able to hold my head up in public again...the shame...I'm through now....tell me these are some sort of Photo Shop creations...
Is there any possible hope of redemption? I've made such a sorted mess of my life....The Simon I once knew has died to me. In it's place a large happy bright plastic clown like bobble head, stares back, as I gaze into the mirror. I'll be right back I think I'm going to be sick.....
Yes if I saw your face everyone morning when I looked in the mirror I would be sick too. Maybe you should just get rid of all mirrors?
Redemption, redemption, redemption, maybe if you share your millions we can all go to LA.
I may have to leave all of you. For two reasons: 1) I feel so ill 2) A large thunderstorm is moving in quickly with lightning. And I believe in my current status I may well be struck by a bolt! I try to return if the danger passes.
Yes if I saw your face everyone morning when I looked in the mirror I would be sick too.
Oh, man, nrm, I love you! HA!! Yeah, Simon, try not to die in a freak electrical fire or anything. Don't worry, we're very short-attention-spanned on this blog. I think everyone's moved on to Stephen's open invitation into the family. :)
He's a charmer uh? We could all learn from him I bet. Thanks for your kind words. But all joking aside there is a real storm comming in so .....it's safety first! take care .
Thunder and lightning very, very exciting, I love a good old storm we had a cracker hear yesterday!
Prophecy Girl, your stalker mission story was hilarious!
Admittedly, the news of Poppa G's view of our familybonds are huge, but you still deserve praise for stalker attempt and good spirit!!
That was a fantastic Prophecygirl.
Thankyou so much.Lovely piccies.What a queue for a cup cake.Blimey.what are they, diamond encrusted or what?Is it always like that or have the folks around that way heard that Jake frequents the place?Whatever the answer.I'm sticking with greens cup cake mix.85p in ASDA.
I just discovered this site about a week ago. You girls - and guys - are hilarious! I've been enjoying everything so much. All of the comments are not just funny, but right on the money with what any true Jake addicted person feels. I am one of the over 40 year olds who have found Jake's charms, talent and absolute beauty irresistable.
"Oh, You're not a singing group. You're a cult!"
Jimmy Livingston
And why'd do scare of simon? I was going to put an 'endorsed by simon cowell' badge on here!
Prophecygirl, you would fit in well with my LA-based friends at apeculture.com, who are very into ironic celebrity worship.
Prophecy girl you've made my day! I want to eat overpriced cupcakes, trespass at a private school and have my photo taken on steps the lovely Jakey G may have once walked on!! Oh how I envy you!! Wicked story tho very entertaining!
As for the line outside Sprinkles, does that mean young Jake joins that que like us mere mortals?? Intriguing! I hope he's not all showbizzy and jumps que or goes in a back way! mmm one to ponder!!
Hello everyone, there seems to have been a bit of a computer tie up. This prevented me from opening the blogger box. But it's working now ...so I'm keeping my fingers crossed!
Dear Prophecy Girl, As you are perhaps the closest I will ever come to the world of Jacob Gyllenhall . I must live vicariously through you. Is it possible to expand on the experience of eating a Sprinkles cupcake? the texture...sweetness...etc. I would buy my own understand you but those lines are terribly long...and when I mention I'm Simon Cowell the service ends. Thanks :)
Ah, yes, let's see if I can adequately describe the sensation of having a Sprinkles cupcake melt in one's mouth...
There were several flavors to choose from, but I went the dark chocolate route (a personal favorite). There was a deep layer of frosting, enough to flavor every delicious bite but not so much that the cake part was overwhelmed. The frosting was adorned with darling little dark chocolate sprinkles, again not too many, just enough to covered most of the frosting surface. The cupcake itself was moist, of a perfect texture, and chocolate in taste. It was light and fluffy, yet oddly fully. I would estimate it to be the size of roughly two regular-sized cupcakes and, in essence, perfect in every way imaginable. Confectionary bliss!
I meant "oddly filling" not "oddly fully." Otherwise that doesn't really make sense.
Thank you for that. I felt as if I was actually eating one in person. I would have gone for the chocolate myself! Perhaps I can get Ryan to pick me up a few?. He loves lines and the attention. I'll remind him to bring a pen and some 8x10's Thanks
I've been inspired to go the kitchen and grab the boxed cake mix....and make some! Now I understand that these homemade cupcakes couldn't possibly approach a "Sprinkles" . I will close my eyes and pretend I'm sharing one with Jake none the less.....*sigh*
I will close my eyes and pretend I'm sharing one with Jake none the less.....*sigh*
Dude, I had no idea Simon Cowell was so...gay. Hey, let me know how the baking goes. You're clearly more ambitious than I in the kitchen...
My dear, how cheeky of you! Can not a man appreciate a cupcake? To linger over it's silken softness , savor it deep cocoa notes , to peel it's tender paper wrapping...leaving fresh exposed softness to the waiting tongue. Really to imply that's somehow sexual ....Well it's beyond me! P.S. My parents all way taught me to share.
always...i was upset.
Dude, can I make an 'Approved by Simon Cowell' badge or not?
Oh, Hello Britpopbaby! What exactly did you have in mind? Is it not enough to have my presence on occasion? I'm not expert in this blogging business, as you may have noticed. Do you perhaps intend this "Badge" to be along the lines of a avatar like your relining pose? I fear that my legs are not quite as appealing.
Just a button like the 'Q&A with Stephen Gyllenhal' post it. That's all and maybe your picture. Your naked picture.
I have a naked picture? Oh dear! I sure hope you put a black box over the naughty bits!
There wasn't a black box big enough, baby!
Yes the lower anatomy is far above average! But I was think more along the lines of covering the man boobs. I trust your judgement to excerise good taste.
thinking :( sorry!
Looks nice! Awesome content. Good job guys.
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