Saturday, October 14, 2006

GUESS WHO WENT TO THE PREMIERE OF THAT FILM ABOUT FRENCH PEOPLE WHERE EVERYONE HAS AMERICAN ACCENTS?

Yes, Prophecy Girl's Noo Yawk stalking mission has remained impressively on course and after only one day in the city of apples she managed to sneak into the Marie Antionette premiere for some first class recon action.




PG reports that the Dunster is tall, VERY skinny and significantly more attractive in real life than PG expected. Celebrities up close, eh? A remarkable sight.

If you want these pics, tough shit. You'll have to email Prophecy Girl and ask but don't bother because, if you hadn't noticed, she's busy with a very important mission.

Oh, and Jake wasn't there. Look at my face. I am shocked.

40 comments:

kaydee said...

Oh, and Jake wasn't there.

and you only tell us that at the end of the post?!

an event without jake in it isn't worth our attention in my book.

who's the short guy on the last pic?

kokodee said...

Jason Scharwtman who plays King Louis in the film
Who ironically was the first choice for Donnie Darko.
He also happpens to be Sofia Coppola's cousin, as well as a memeber of phantom planet whose other singer Alex Greenwals played Donnie's nemesis.
Small world, huh?

Anonymous said...

Why is precious JW cyber space spent on KD?

heddaparsons said...

Kristen looks amazing in these few pics. I'm not surprised Jake wasn't there even though he was rumored to be on the VIP list. IMO Jake seems to be avoiding things like this, only attending if he has to.

muffin said...

KD really does scrub up well doesn't she. She can go from bag lady to elegant and regal in a flash.

cina said...

Damn I wish I could be in NY too.
Kiki looks really good!

PG is making us proud! She's a top-class agent! I can't wait to hear about the reading on sunday... although it will most definitely be monday or tuesday before we get to hear anything, at least over here on the other side of The Pond. I'm so excited!

The Bearded Lady said...

I glad to hear PG arrived in NY safe and sound...she even managed to get her own Marie Antionette premiere photos!
She'll make an appearance on the Daily Show yet, mark my words!
I see Mr.Scharwtman is trying the tongue technique except it's just not the same is it?

smurfette said...

way to go PG with those pics. i've been to things like that and it's really hard to grab good pics like that unless you're real close! kirsten looks great-- i just saw the EW spread of her and she was pretty hot. i still think she' usually hit or miss but i'm really looking fwd to marie antoinette!

ATD said...

Well done PG! All that training sure paid off.

To New York, to New York our PG did go,
To see Poppa G in his great one man show.
From his new book, he would give a rendition,
To be there in person was our PG’s mission.

Many an agent had failed in this task,
Could not succeed, it was too much to ask.
But Lady Prophecy’s one of the best,
We know she’ll succeed on her Gyllenhaal quest.

Anneka's Alias said...

^^^ That's beautiful.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Brit , I hit the wrong button so don't be surprised when you get an e-mail that doesn't make sense...good thing I don't have my fingers on the nuclear button,or I would have blown the world up by accident at least 3 times in the last 24 hours!
and I'm now giving up my career as a surgeon...before I do any harm!

cina said...

^^^LOL Simon! :-D

kaydee said...

every time i need cheering up, i come to this page and i'm sure to get it. you guys make me lol!!!

thanks!

Nothing Really Matters said...

Yay PG i knew should would do well!

Oh Simon!

Dumbo said...

Great job PG, can't wait for the next installment with the reading. Kiki does look really great in these shots.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Kiki does look nice in these pictures! I have to say i do like her!

britpopbaby said...

She does look pretty. Damn her! I'm majorly impressed PG got so close. All that training is paying off.

Girl Friday said...

All that training is paying off.

Good job and great photographs. I like what she's wearing.

Now, if only you could take that same whit, and determination and get back to your work on discovering the secret to cold fusion.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Brits you and me both she did well that girl!

Anonymous said...

This is sort of on topic, from OK magazine. Yeah I know but the y mention a nanny?

http://stephengyllenhaal.wordpress.com/2006/10/09/bottom-feeders/

Anonymous said...

9:37PM here,
Sorry, wrong link!

http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=gyllenhaalics&num=1160397176&start=30

Anneka's Alias said...

Girl Friday, that's the second time I've heard 'cold fusion' today! And being not a physics engineer, I hardly ever hear it. How odd...

Anonymous said...

Jake is back in TX with Lance according to this entry blog:


http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=11240666&blogID=180303989

Would explain why he has been MIA all week and not at the Marie Antoinette screening last night. He will be a no show for the Monday awards gala in NY as well I would assume.Lance is in training for the NY marathon in NY next month ansd has been in training. He was in NY recently as well. I wonder if Jake flew back to TX with Lance from NY and maybe plans to return to NY. Just a question: Does he still live in LA???

Anonymous said...

Tried the link several times and couldn't get it to work. Dang! Do you think Jake left when he heard JW agents were enroute???? Is it true that PG went thru all the trouble of getting a U-Haul truck and redecorating it with Floral Delivery/Diaper Service signs so she could cruise Brooklyn inconspicuosly all day today???

marcus said...

Yeah i read that about the being back in Texas thing again.The blogger said he is lot thinner in person again.Everyone seems to say this.Shame,i like him more meaty.All that cycling and constantly on foot everywhere.

Anonymous said...

The link doesn't work and I'd sure like to read it. Plz...help.

cina said...

The link works fine for me! The blog entry says:

Mr. Brokeback Mountain

Before the UT Baylor game today Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong came to where I work at the Texas Union to go bowling. Jake was a lot thinner than what I had thought but when he made eye contact with me I melted in his smile...Hes so cute omg...I love Austin!

cina said...

^^Forgot to mention that it's dated Oct 14.

perfectscore_goldstar said...

Looking sooooo forward to meeting PG ... oh yeah and Mr. Stephen Gyllenhaal too today. :) Glad to see the pix and glad to see she had a safe trip (and us, too, from NC). :)

mrs_dalloway said...

Damn,she looks nice!I can't believe PG got so close to the Dunster..this is the definition of a Top Agent.And I'm so proud that she was a lady and did not throw tomatoes and eggs towards the blonde..cause,you know..she had The Sex..
But we're too classy agents for that,huh?

SquallCloud said...
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SquallCloud said...

Jason Shwartman needs a body wax.

Kirsten looks pretty.

Thanks for the info kokodee. Small world indeed. I'm so elated that the fates stepped in and gave DD to Jakey.

It's sad when tertiary adjuncts to unimatrix Jakey delight me. "No Jakey but that girl that got to fuck him a bunch of times is in NYC Wheeee!"

kokodee said...

Eh, I thought you liked the bears, squall? No?
Or maybe I should have guess from your JRM infatuation...boy needs some body fur.

Linna said...

Oh, PG, I'm so proud of you!! Good work!! Keep the reports coming!! :)

Prophecy Girl said...

I posted this over on the Sunday Project thread, but I'm posting it again over here b/c this is where I probably should have posted it to begin with. Four days and I'm already rusty. Sigh.

Hey guys, I don't have time to give a full report right now, but the reading went well...I didn't get any pictures but I did get a video which I will upload as soon as I can. The whole thing was actually a little weird and it's possible I'm pissed off, but I'll explain all that later.

BUT, I need some help here! What is the name of the awards gala that Jake was invited to tonight?! I need to know this for reasons that I will explain later, but if someone could point me in the right direction, I will be WAY grateful and do...something...to reward them!! THANKS!!!

Anonymous said...

When Jake is happily married with 5 kids and she's still partying all night long (which is more important to her) are we still going to have to endure pictures of this stupid bitch just because he use to date her and she dumped him?

mrs_dalloway said...

If Jake Watch still exists,if the pictures are taken by a JW agent,if there's something interesting having to do with her,and there's no news on Jake,if she still has something to do with Jake and she's still pretty..Perhaps.

Anonymous said...

hey pg,you didn't say if the film was any good?Reviews are bad,but whats your opinion?

Anonymous said...

The reviews were not bad! I've only read one that gave only a one star (out of five). 10 reviews gave 3/5 and 10 reviews gave more! Look it up on for example rotten tomatos.

I am so glad that this site is not packed with Kirsten haters. Of course not all can like her but trashing her is so yesterday!

Although I am dying to hear what PG thought of the film.

Prophecy Girl said...

I didn't actually get to go into the theater because I waited too long to get tickets and they were sold out. I'm going to see it this weekend for the novelty of it. Honestly, nothing Kiki ever does will top Jumanji in my book. That movie rocked my 7th grade world.