Yes, cashing in on our understanding that Jake Watch can help people through those particularly difficult periods that may or may not involved Oscar-winning actresses, we introduce our newest feature, "Ask Jake Watch". Audience participation: BYOD!
Not one to shy away from work, Madame Swiss jumps straight in with this week's troubled reader.
Dear Madame Swiss,
I have a really embrassing problem. Every time I think of Jake Gyllenhaal, my pants burst into flames. It's really noticeable and I think people at work are starting to talk about me. Any suggestions?
Scorched, 24, Alabama.
Madame Swiss: My dear, I suggest you stop wearing pants.
If there is any problem you would like some advice on, please contact us today at contact@jakewatch.com. Please note: Frank Boulevard and Terence: Office Dog may be drafted in to help with responses.
12 comments:
My dear, I suggest you stop wearing pants.
Bwaaaaahahahahaha! Now that was fucking hilarious. Good job, BPB!
OMG!! I just spit out some water.
I suggest not wearing pants or underwear!
Darling I feel an e-mail coming on!
that is hilarious! keep up the good work!
OT: Rudy Guliani predicts a Clinton/Obama Dem. ticket. Jake's campaign needs to turn it up several notches!!
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/
LMAO!! You will be getting an e-mail from me Madame!
Choke, splutter cough cough* LOL!
Now that was good! Well played Madame Swiss!
Kisses and a gin and tonic to you BPB, I needed a laugh this morning after last night sweating my ass off at Shea Stadium watching the Mets get their asses kicked by the Braves!)
OT: A little tidbit about the threatned writers strike looming. Agents are trying to get their clients booked before if/it happens. They mention Jake among others that are open to movie offers. I thought he was interested in doing a play?:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i4d705b8469ab9fb89a6c95dacd9b4c0f
Thank you for this post BPB! I had a horrible day, it's about 100 degrees in NY, there was a storm and I was stranded in the subway on the way to work! Sigh. This post and a beer has done the trick!
HAHAH i'm not wearing any pants right now. for that reason
LOL!!! looking forward to more advice from Madame Swiss!
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