Let us first look at ROCK THE VOTE. Now I don't really care if Americans vote or not but Jake apparently does and I have the feeling that he might want you to vote Democrat but don't quote me on that. I spent ages looking for a banner or button that I could put on here to truly show I'm not shallow but I couldn't find one so screw 'em and their campaign. Let's enjoy a nice picture of Jake instead...
Next up, the American Civil Liberities Union (ACLU). They would like you to keep America "Safe and Free in times of crisis". I think you should keep it clean too. They say, "Our rights as individuals -- the very foundation of our great democracy -- depend on our willingness to defend them, and as an ACLU member, you'll be doing your part."
Can I just say, and I don't mean to generalise, but people seem obssessed with defending things in the US. Freedom, liberty, democracy. Who do they think is going to steal them? Leprechauns in the night? (ed note: I've just been reminded by my politically aware and can I just say, beautiful commenters, that one George W. Bush is eroding away America's liberties and should probably be stopped. I apologise for my throwaway remarks but when you think about it, he does sorta resemble a leprechaun, no?). Anyway, back to matter at hand, here is Jake giving a speech at an ACLU Freedom concert. I'm not sure what he said and I don't know why he's waving a laptop around but isn't he all powerful and sexy?
Well now you've rocked with democracy, sent a hobo to Yale and defended your liberties from tiny mythological Irish creatures, I think you can relax. In the words of Ryan Jarman, "I'm a modest guy, I can sit back and be content knowing that I don't need the recognition. It's just nice to know you've made a little bit of difference."