Are those ankle socks I see? Let's zoom in...
- COLOUR: Crisp white
- TYPE: Ankle!!! For the love of god, ankle!!!
- HEIGHT: Dangerously low
- OVERALL STATUS: Disappointed, missing knee socks.
Monday, April 10, 2006
SOCK WATCH # 2
Still no new sock sightings, sock fans. So back we go again into the archives in desperate search of Jake sporting that sacred foot attire and just looky at what was found, it just may cause some contraversy:
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The Jake man never looked better! Neatly trimmed beard, short pants, and the "no sock" look. Well, now that there are no socks to watch, can we expect an underwear watch soon?
Ahhh this was just before I stole his normal length socks, so I don't know what he is playing at! Damn the Jake, damn him!
Underwear watch? LOL Only if we have x-ray vision or an inside source. How much is Austin asking for photos and details?
Probably more than we could afford.
Underwear watch? I would say that's perverse but I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
Aaahhhh, THANKS for the sock update, although it's not new. Now I can finally function normaly again. It was tough there for a while. *whipes sweat from forhead*
Knee socks make for some pretty nasty tan lines
Hang in there cina! In an ideal world we would have a daily sock update but Jake just won't play the game!
What's with the socks, Jake? Where's the knee-lengths? Huh? Huh?
He prefers Calvin Klein drawers according to the IHJ High School girls.
Let the underwear watch begin!!!
OK so I think it is safe to say in addition to the sock and underwear watch we should begin compiling a complete list of Jake "uniforms". I'll start it off:
Those jeans with knee darts
White button down shirt
Black blazer
"Offical going out or on a talk show uniform"
Next.....
Award shows...
That all black suit with shiny piping and of course, a bow tie!
What's that bag he's holding?
Austin's lunch, he was very hungry that day after a busy night.
That bag appears to be potting soil. What was he potting, inquiring minds want to know?
...or perhaps it's dog food?
Yeah, I thought it was dog food but the idea of potting soil is hilarious so lets go with that.
Funny? This is as serious as it gets!
I love socks like that...practically all my socks are anklets. :)
On the plus side, we can actually See His Legs. the knee highs were like a tease, y'know, hey, look i'm wearing shorts not the world baggiest jeans...HAH fooled ya still can't see my legs.
I never thought of it like that. The cheeky minx!
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