A Jake Gyllenhaal Set Visit can be yours for just 2000+ dollahs!
Nice. Thanks a bunch Gyllenhaal. Yet more waving of the proverbial carrot in front of the proverbial donkey. Well, this literal stalker ain't biting, mainly because she has no $2000 and unfortunately the Jake Watch Piggy Bank stands at around $250, but I promised that was for the Gyllengaard and copious amounts of Bombay Sapphire.
Yep, ebay via ACLU are pimping out Big G all in the name of freedom and liberty and stuff. Did you know the poor have rights? Amazing.
Now, I've been watching a lot of CSI:NY lately and so I thought I'd put my newly acquired detective skills and Noo Yawk accent into action to investigate this 'once in a lifetime' auction. I asked Lieutenant Dan to help me out
Point 1. Transportation and accommodations are not included.
So you pay $2000+ and you don't even get a bus ticket or a night on a blood-stained mattress at a $6 motel? Tight bastards.
Lieutenant Dan says: What a crock of shit.
Point 2. Gyllenhaal's official website includes a section on causes he cares about, with links to College Summit, NION and the ACLU.
Hey! So do we. Man, we never get the recognition we deserve. And on't even get me started on that 'official' site.
Lieutenant Dan says: Well kiss my crippled ass!
Point 3. Buyer will pay actual shipping charges to be determined after the auction based on weight and destination.
WTF? They're gonna ship the Gyllenhaal?
Lieutenant Dan says: Get that pig unfucked and get it on the tree line!
Point 4. He doesn't have a film planned at the moment, but he will certainly make one, and then we will make arrangements with the winner.
That sounds like a threat to this psuedo detective. He will make a film if it's the last thing ACLU do!
Lieutenant Dan says: Have you found Jesus yet?
Yeah, I'm not gonna ask for Lieutenant Dan's help again.
39 comments:
Don't forget, there's still Maggie's signed poster (no bid yet!) and mommy's signed scripts at a cost somewhat less than current bid of $3050 for Jake.
BPB, You = hilarious. Now how many times do I have to say this?
What's the ACLU doing?
We even don't know what's his next film project!
And pay money to have lunch with Jake? Why? They should not collect money in this way!
i was reading the paper the other and it said in a survey that the number 1 fantasy for women was sleeping with a celeb and jake was like number 4 (i think!) on the list of celebs women would like sex with
Shipping Charges for Gyllenhaal? Umm - do they do C.O.D.??
No Bids on Mags' poster - min bid is $50!!! Price IS RIGHT!
Dustin Hoffman visit is going for $4k and some lyricist duo date is going for $5k!!
The Sex is youuuuurs... IF the PRICE IS RIGHT! I can See Jake Standing on the 'Price Is Right" Set flanked by the shows' hotties - Bob Barker and his skinny ass microphone and oompa loompa tan calming down a near hysterical Gyllenhaalic.
To Anon who was reading the paper on Fantasy Celeb Booty Calls - I'm thinking based on EBay auction that Dustin Hoffman must be 2 or 3 on that list!
I wanna know if you get the Grandpa sweater - I'd sleep nekkid in it everynight! I'd pick all hairs off the collar and make a mini Jake Doll with my old Ken doll - do a lil Dr 90210 and WHAMMO you got an eerie mini vers of Jake 1.2
Okay - why hasn't Papa put anything onthe bidding block?? Like a signed copy of his book or poster or SOMETHING - maybe a date!
I'm a lil hysterical over this EBay business - some fool is selling Jake's THONG!
http://tinyurl.com/hk8bv
I really want to have lunch with him, but that's not enough! I want to spend more time with him! But too bad that I don't have enough money.
if ACLU is so big on human rights, why is it pimping? (G)
ok, i know i probably wouldn't complain if i actually had a chance to win...
I am totally digging that thong, anon 6.15.
But I'm confused. He wore this on the Brokeback Mountain set??? I thought he went commando in keeping with the script?
Okay I found that restaurant that Jake and Maggie were at - Olive's - this is in the previous blog where Jake is smoking in that geriatric sweater - purr!
http://www.olivesnyc.com
I'm a lil hysterical over this EBay business - some fool is selling Jake's THONG!
http://tinyurl.com/hk8bv
BWAHAHAHAHA!! LMFAO!!
I wonder if they washed it... LOL! ;-D
Remember our plan to be Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt Brits! Heartbreaker style! We need to out that plan into action! We only need £1200 as the exchange rate is good!
to Cina "I wonder if they washed it... LOL! ;-D"
GOD I HOPE NOT IF ITS JAKE'S!! I mean it would be the 'essence' that is Teh Sex!
I'd cash in some CDs & put a bid in, yes, but only if I could examine the eBay item very thoroughly beforehand.
Very thoroughly.
And eBay requires that all clothing items sold there be washed before being listed.
The most amusing auctions are run by the women who cater to the shoe fetish crowd.
It says on the eBay site: "As far as I know the clothing has never been washed, so please don't ask me."
I'd put a bid on straight away if I'm sure that it is legit, but I'm not. You never know whose crouch you are sniffing (that's the only reason I'd buy it of course, to have a good sniff).
WTF? They're gonna ship the Gyllenhaal?Lieutenant Dan says: Get that pig unfucked and get it on the tree line!
LMAO!!!!
I think Brits should go,I mean..Jake said it through this auction..more or less..now how can we make like..$4000..in couple of days?
We only need £1200 as the exchange rate is good!
Ooo! That IS a good exchange rate. Well, I have a kidney I don't nessecarily need and I could sell my hair to Posh Spice if she decides to go long again?
I think Brits should go,I mean..Jake said it through this auction..more or less..now how can we make like..$4000..in couple of days?
That's exactly what I was thinking! Although he has grossly mis-estimated the pay packet on my new job. I guess when you're a multi-multi-millionaire you lose track on the value of money.
Brit, couldn't you make more money on the jake-t-shirts business? i mean, it is a great idea, i can't see how anybody could want not to buy it? it should make you extra rich... just have to advertise it properly.
I think we have to accept that we simply can't afford The G.
TBL - I was thinking some people in Russia would want it? I think they'd pay more. Can't you sell your beard?
hey, i have like $5 in my piggy shaped saving box. guess it is a good cause, so i'm willing to share.
i only want you to write us a review of the meeting, ok?
Ed Asner?
Oh my god - who is this person getting a date with Jake?
Brit - this is just not RIGHT!
I think someone had a point earlier - why IS the ACLU PIMPING out Jake?
Hows everyone's credit? Maybe a Corporate Card from AMEX?? Surely this could be written off as a business expense....research, publicity,etc..
I noticed someone asked about when he'd be available and the answer was that's no problem because he has no films lined up! When is he ever gonna make another film?! You tend to hear about them months in advance, when the actor signs for it, as it's never signed then they start filming a week later, it's usually about 3 months away at least.
So at this rate it could be next summer at least before he starts filming a new film, and that wou;dn't be out for another year at least!
Good job Zodiac is on the horizon, but after that ..... ziltch, for too long!
This unsatisfactory situation reminds me of The Elephant Song from Moulin Rouge!I'll change the parts and we have:
Brits: 'I was made for loving you,babe,you were made for loving me..'
Jake: 'The only way of loving me babe is to pay a lovely feet!'
Brits: 'Just one night,just one night!'
Jake: 'There's no way cause you can't pay!'
Brits: 'In the name of love!One night in the name of love!'
Jake: 'You crazy fool!I won't give in to you!'
:))
Sorry,it was long,but damn!It fits!
OOOH! Yeah maybe he could cook a lunch at Babbo's for the winning bidder - how hot would that be? I would TOTALLY take that over a movie set visit.
JAKE+COOKING = MIND BLOWING!
*that was fee, not feet,of course..lol..
I guess it depends how much gin I'd had, Simon.
One bottle = cool as a cucumber.
mrs_dalloway - I can't sing but I'd try.
Joyce - can you not quit Scotland and try to get a job at the ACLU and then fix the auction - I think that's the best idea I've had all day.
How could they sell our JG? Well, how could they sell our JG to anyone but us - it could have been such a great JW party. Jake and Brits at the head of the table, a nice buffet, some dancing, maybe a quiz....
Right in the middle of the action,I have to go for three days to the mountains!I hope when I come back I'll find here the winner of that auction..I'll send karma in your direction,Brits!I'll just need a compass for that..
Ask the banks for help,they can't be THAT insensitive!
Good luck!
Anyone else noticed the way Maggie has hemmed her jeans in this picture :o)
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/albums/870/006.jpg
LOL! I can do it for her, I even have a sewing machine!
Anyone else noticed the way Maggie has hemmed her jeans in this picture :o)
http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/albums/870/006.jpg
LOL That's a trick I haven't tried before! I'd say she really is wearing Jake's or Peter's jeans.
Aww yay Maggie in the Saarsy jeans. Cute dude with ipod in the background too. Thanks cina.
Darn! If only I hadn't spent my career doing ACLU type legal aid work I could be rich enough to afford Jake- my god I would sell my principles for that man in a second.
How are you at compensation claims Joyce - I'd be more than happy - for the greater good and all that - to meet with a financially beneficial accident to help the Jake Watch funds
it's very weird that he "supports collehe summit" because WE HAVE NEVER RECEIVED MONEY FROM HIM! Hey Jake, send College Summit money, so that low-income kids can live the American Dream...
it's very weird that he "supports college summit" because WE HAVE NEVER RECEIVED MONEY FROM HIM! Hey Jake, send College Summit money, so that low-income kids can live the American Dream...
it's very weird that he "supports college summit" because WE HAVE NEVER RECEIVED MONEY FROM HIM! Hey Jake, send College Summit money, so that low-income kids can live the American Dream...
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