Monday, April 03, 2006

WELCOME FELLOW STALKERS


It's okay to admit that you have a problem and don't worry, I understand. Think of this blog as group therapy; a place to express those feelings and thoughts about the wonderous Monsieur Gyllenhaal that you prehaps shouldn't share with friends or colleagues or children or pets or local politcial and religious leaders. They won't be able to comphrehend your need to know his every movement: where is he walking his dog today? has he received a parking ticket? who is he talking too? who is that touching him? how high are his socks today? These are all valid questions that, frankly, need answering.

39 comments:

Cina said...

I totally demand a daily report on how high his socks are! I feel I can't function fully without that knowledge. In fact - it's a bare necessity of life.

L said...

OK I've just discovered my new favourite blog!!

407 (Lauren) said...

I agree with Cina - Updates on Jake's socks are necessary.



I HAVE A PROBLEM AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT!!!!!!

britpopbaby said...

Thank you for your support, folks! I'll bring coffee and doughnuts to our next group thearpy session.

SquallCloud said...

Found this linked over at the "Jake's Eyelashes" thread at the ultimate bbm site. Very funny. I look forward to future installments. Yes, I've found another blog to enable my obsession with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Twist said...

No coffee? No smoothies? No dogs? No parking meters? No curbs to be negotiated? Where the hell is Jake?

Anonymous said...

rnmina
I have to read this everyday cause my obsession is awful:)

Anonymous said...

I'm probably old enough to be the mother of most of you...and I don't care. :-)

I want to see Jake doing pushups between his friend's legs...I want to see him fiddling with his iPod!

It's like heroine.

britpopbaby said...

Jake is a Class A drug but don't tell the Feds or they'll put him on the list and we'll all end up singing the Folsom Blues.

Society Girl said...

agreed. jake's sock height is essential to my daily living. i must dress accordingly.

{i absolutely love this blog. you inspired mine =]}

tankergirl said...

I come here in shame and desperation. Dressed in raincoat and hat, seated in the dark rear of the sticky theater.
See him getting coffee...maybe today a juice. Exercising. Dog Park! TUBE SOCKS!!!! (pant...pant....shudder!!)
Please forgive me, Jake.
Then give me more.

Anonymous said...

Hi my name is Mimi...and im a gyllenhaalic. Your blog is so funny. Legend. You. Are. The mighty JG is so darn cute that to not stalk him would be the crime. Lol...yes im laughing through the reality of my obsession
X

kkcscdp said...

I have just stumbled upon this site and I must say…..it’s awesome.
Funny, insightful (right down to Jake’s socks), intelligent and sweet (so many pics of Boo).
This site is now one my favourites and I shall be visiting often.

only1annabel said...

Thank god I found this...I thought I was alone with my obsession but now I know there is more like me out there! God bless us everyone! Oh and thanks for the lovely Jake Gyllehaal!

LA said...

God, I'm so glad I found this blog!!!

Anonymous said...

just got addicted to jake again - last time was when that tomorrow something movie came out and im glad that i found this blog. its great! its probably the most updated ive seen so far. i should be doing my speech but just cant focus, thanks to the person who created this blog!

Anonymous said...

OMG, I just laughed 'til tears were running down my cheeks. Thanks for all this, I'll be back...

bowyangs said...

best website ever

Terry said...

isnt he just.... mmmm...
i mean, i didnt consider myself at all obsessive about ANYONE, and i had these actors i absolutley adore (McGregor, Brody, Pheonix, Clooney)but since i saw this guy im completely inlove:-)

Jan Thomas said...

My name is Jan and I'm a Gyllenhaalic. Can't live without him, even when he looks like shit in stubble and hoodies. He's the sexist man on the planet.

Anonymous said...

omg...I thought I was the only one. I find myself spending the entire day thinking about Jake and wondering what he and is life are like! This is the closest thing to drugs I have ever known, and I need more!

Alexandria said...

Tbats what Im sayin man I wanna know who the mans sleepin with. I also wanna know how was Health Ledger!! Thats hot. :)

Alexandria said...

Okay yes I am obsessed and I like to think Im not alone you all are awesome!!!! Im not weird Im not! LOL.

Alexandria said...

I SO didnt mean to put Health I meant Heath

Anonymous said...

*deep breath* My name is Amy and I'm a Gyllenhaalic.
Everyone: "hi Amy"

LisaSmile said...

Just read each and every entry. Everything and anything I wanted to do today has to wait. This is the blog I was waiting for - all I can think is why didn't I find it before... *sigh*

Brilliant stuff, thanks! I'll be around!

Anonymous said...

Woah I totally need to make an account on this (('tis Dippy from IHJ)) I have WAY more than a problem..I am scarily obsessed, but how can I now be, Jake is gorgeous, can act, and sounds like a great guy, a great guy who can look hot in high socks nonetheless ((hehehe, he makes those socks look FINE)).


Seriously, my whole day is spent thinking about jake.

Oh god, if he ever sees this it would probably scare him to death, all these people saying how they think about him all day, drifting off thinking naughty thoughts about him ((all the time hehehehe))

GAWH, we cant help it though, he is to gorgeous and amazing for words.

nellie said...

I just found my way to the Jake watch... Hey, there... this is nellie from IHJ.

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raquel said...

Oh my gosh, I just discovered this blog and it's f'in genius. Thank you so much. Why is HE so damn hot???? Why???

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Anonymous said...

okay, so I read a lot of those blogs..

and you guys are absolutely pathetic. for God's sake! his socks?!?! really get a life.

i mean the man is amazingly gorgeous and is perfect beyond all means.

but really, when you're THAT obsessed where it boils down to his socks? you have a huge problem.
no joke.

but i'll agree that he is an amazing guy..and really sweet, and his looks are like heaven on earth.

but really. PEOPLE GET HELP. THE CHANCES OF YOU MEETING HIM ARE SLIM. AND I DON'T THINK OBSESSING OVER HIM LIKE THAT WILL BRING HIM ANY CLOSER.
if anything, it'll get you a restraining order if you try anything to get close to him.

just something to think about.

Anonymous said...

OMG! luv him to death! as long as its not his death...or mine...ya! btw if anyone who is divoted to this blog ever gets to meet him or accidently touch him even pls tell me...I mean us all about it! omg and what if one of us was to get to...like...you know...go out with him omg! Sad truth is he'd never go out with us cause he doesn't like women (and possibly men?) who go into a coma the second that their eyes make contact with his! OMG his eyes are soooo dreamy! *faints into a semi-coma*

Anonymous said...

Ya thats the part that sux. Celebs dont like over obsesive fans. I guess were kinda kreepy to em. sux to cause at first we might seem extremely obsesive but after a week with him we'd be like cool to be with but i guess they just cant get over that were so bad at first impressions >.< BUT HES SO DAMN HOT!!!!!! HOW CAN WE NOT BE OBSESIVE???!!!

Anonymous said...

if only a day would come when, i wouldn't say every man but a lot of men looked like him omg then we could all have a piece! wouldn't that be heaven on earth!

amanda said...

A ÚNICA COISA QUE EU SEI É QUE EU AMO O JAKE GYLLENHAAL!!!
ELE É O AMOR DA MINHA VIDA!!!
TE AMO JAKE...

amanda said...

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