Friday, June 08, 2007

Frankie Explains...

What’s up, me mockers? Frankie here. As Air Gunner’s manager, I’m responsible for all aspects of his career. Now I know there’s been some right Auntie’s Bloomers knocking round ‘bout the lad. What can I say? Comes with the territory. Last I heard they was all banging on about some twist ‘n’ twirl called Reese. Well, I wrote Air Gunner an British Rail, asking ‘im what all the commotion was about. Look, guv’nor, I said, there’s only so many ways we can play this game of gin rummy. I say we call River Nile. I don’t want my star buck running a’ muck with some divorce horse, especially since my Jesse Metcalfe is on the blink.

Well, he got right on the blower to me and promised not to get in a lick with this lass. What can I say? Boy done good. I also asked him to stop biking with that Armstrong as nut cancer does not sell movies. And McConaughey too, as McConaughey does not sell movies neither.

Hope that makes everything crystal. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go for a gypsy.

20 comments:

ncwoman said...

Translation please??

Anonymous said...

It's all in cockney rhyming slang!! I love it. I can do some some:

twist n twirl = girl
River Nile = denial

and crystal is short for 'crystal clear'.

theshowerlady said...

LMAO!!!! This is wonderful!!! I feel like I'm somewhere in London in a dark beery pub or something!!!! Wait. Let me go get a Guinness!!! (Too early for gin.) Frankie has such a air of the primitif about him, n'est pas?But if Frankie doesn't want Jeese, and Frankie doesn't like Gyllenstrong, or the Zen of Matty, what's the poor thing to do?????

Anonymous said...

I need to work out Air Gunner. I guess it means Jake but the connection needs research.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Darling are you still alive!

PAT & FRAKE 4ever!

heddaparsons said...

Yes, Frank and Pat 4-ever! They were my favorite Eastenders couple. When Eastenders first started airing in the states we were several years behind and then BBC-America started airing curent episodes and then I became confused and lost track of the show.

Pat, Frank, Michelle, Sharon, Phil, Dirty Den, etc. Sigh.

PS: Tell Frankie to get in touch with Natalie, I hear she's off again with Gael!

westend girl said...

I think Jake (Air Gunner=Air Nikes?) has issued a formal statement denying any boot knocking with the lovely soon to be divorced southern belle, Reese through his manager, Frankie. I suspect Gunner is fibbing just so Frankie will stop nagging him to go after after a twist-n-twirl w/o the baggage. I'm available BTW.

Anonymous said...

Nattie's b'day is this weekend! Maybe Frankie can set the two charmers up????

Jarhead said...

Air Gunner= U.S. Military/Machine Gun. Don't know how that translate in Eastspeak, i'm sure it means something entirely different.

joycedavenport said...

Well it's now crystal how Jake has made such wonderful career choices with a Svengali like Frank behind him whispering in his ear. Er, that didn't come out quite right -but you know what I mean (which is more than the rest of us can say about Frankie speak!)

S4M985 said...

Thanks Frankie, for making that CRYSTAL for us ;)

Anonymous said...

I also asked him to stop biking with that Armstrong as nut cancer does not sell movies. And McConaughey too, as McConaughey does not sell movies neither.

Waaahahahaha! So funny!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wonder how Frankie would respond to the fact that that Armstrong guy hangs around the hot clubs scene in H'wood, picking up random blondes...a LOT???

Anonymous said...

British Rail = email

Anonymous said...

jake is in nyc! He was spotted at Rufus Wainright's concert according to pink is the new blog.

The most amazing thing happened last night at the Rufus Wainwright concert at the Blender theater at Gramercy Hall in NYC ... Rufus has a song called "Between My Legs" (awesome song, by the way), during which - near the end - there's a spoken word part that sounds very Smiths-esque on the CD. Well, to read it live last night at the end of the song ... Jake Freaking Gylenhall comes out (looking hotter than hell!) and does it live. It was amazing and the place was freaking out!!!

NY Agent said...

Yay, he's in NY!! Jake is a fan of Rufus, has been for years. On IHJ in the FAQ section they have a list of Jake's favorite singers/groups or what's on his ipod, anyway it's not new I think it's from '04 and amongst U2, Springsteen, Maroon 5 and Kayne West is Rufus! And he wrote king of the Road for BBM.

I was at a Rufus concert and Joeseph Gordon Levitt appeared on stage with Rufus, too bad I missed Jake!

Anonymous said...

how did self avowed gyllenhaalic, trent from pitnb manage to mispell jake surname twice??
standards are slipping agents!!!
this matter cannot be ignored.

get real said...

Yes, Jake in NYC and at a Rufus concert!!!! Here is the picture from PITNBand one from aRufus Wainright message board. Jake looks AMAZING!! And I love him with Rufus. :)

get real said...

^^ Sorry for the spacing issues above.

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