Friday, June 23, 2006

ON A SERIOUS NOTE: JAKE LOOKS LIKE SIMBA? DISCUSS.

Maybe at some point in the past, on the lonely savannah, a lion mated with a human (Jonathan Taylor Thomas prehaps?) and generations of homo-feline offspring later Jake Gyllenhaal was born. Hey, it's the circle of life!

What, still need more help envisaging it?
And before you ring my hospital and ask them to move me to a more secure unit, this wasn't actually my idea.
Thanks to Ana of Heron Productions for the cat pic and the reader who pointed out the Simba similarities. Okay, you can cart me away now.

92 comments:

queenscroft said...

You are really pushing it here. Really. Pushing. It.

queenscroft said...

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here but anyway here's my theory. Whoever drew Simba gave him features so he would appear attractive to the audience, by making him look like attractive young man. And Jake is an attractive young man so they share certain features and facial proportion - forehead, eyes etc.

mrs_dalloway said...

But now that you've mentioned it..(thinks..)Jake-a descendant of Simba's family..I have to analyze this very carefully, and right now I'm not capable of this kind os work. I'm too damn excited cause tonight I'm going to the Depeche Mode concert I've been waiting my whole damn life.
Yes,I'm ashamed to admit it.I like other things besides Jake..*goes and stays five minutes in the corner*

Kendra said...

I see "Jake the cat" in the leading role for a children's comedy movie. So Robert Altman will have to wait.

wesntia said...

I'm too damn excited cause tonight I'm going to the Depeche Mode concert I've been waiting my whole damn life.

Playing the Angel-tour? I went to that tour's concert here in Finland last March and I'm going to the one on 17th of July in Rome. Possibly also the one on 1st of August in Athens if I'm bored :P
I'm seriously fucked up, but the reason I'm stalking them this summer is that I'm bored and they're the only one of my favourite bands touring in Europe so...
By the by, Gahan is such a hottie too. Have you seen them live before? If not, you're in for a treat. This tour has been much better than any of the previous ones, Gahan is one charismatic and entertaining man. Damn! They're amazing live, amazing...the concert in March was possibly the best one I've ever been to and I go to a *lot* of concerts.

HAVE FUN!!

mrs_dalloway said...

@wesntia: OH MY GOD!! We are way oof topic here, sorry Britpop! But this is a major thing!Yes,it's the Angel tour and it's the first time they're coming here, the first time I get to see them live. It's just exhilarating!!The entire country is coming to see them!We're the 'depechers' :))
And I can't wait to see Gahan on stage. Pure ecstasy! I'm counting the minutes.

wesntia said...

Oh, then it's gonna be one hell of a night, DM is always good, but with a "virgin crowd" that's full of depechers...man, I wish I was there too! Oh, you have to share all the details at the forum, I beg you! :D

And Gahan, girl....there's no words. He has the weirdest stage antics ever, but they work for him. Wow. Omg, now I'm all excited for you too!

Ivy said...

Hmmm, I can see certain similarities - the soulful eyes, the luxurious mane, the generous expanse of facial hair, the enviable ability to pursue gazelle across the savannah at 60mph . . . okay, maybe not the last one. Although I think the term 'homo-feline' is much more applicable to Jake than others I could mention.

By the way, Depeche Mode rule! But The Cure are better!

mrs_dalloway said...
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mrs_dalloway said...

Oh,I promiss, I will share everything I will experience this evening!You just made me more anxious for this concert!! And I thought I was excited to the limits! I'm walking back and forward in my house,and it's not a big house so I am getting a little dizzy..plus cigarettes and Coke..in this rithm I'll die before I get to see Zodiac. Ok, I have to go out.
I think Jake looks like Simba somewhere near the chin..will see..

Anonymous said...

Yep,it's such a remarkable resemblance i can't think why i never saw it before!

kokodee said...

Its the friggin' circle of life! Jake's ever increasing mane bears a disticnt resemblance to said feline. Said feline is too good for casual jake linkage, regardless of facial (mane) similarities.
Oh, and depeche mode rule!

nice anonymous said...

Jake's face really is a very curious object for contemplation. He's got extremely handsome but also very exaggerated, oversized features, just like a caricature's. In particular, those large eyeballs with their heavy eyelids & the rather feminine eyelashes. So he's already slightly cartoonish-looking, all on his own -- even without an artist's intervention. His beauty is undeniable, but it is also rather unusual. I wonder, what does he look like in person, when there's no camera mediating between him & the viewer?

Iain'ttoproudtowearspandex said...

Oh jake! Your are one sexy cub!
Can I come and play with your mane? Scratch my face on you lovely whiskers? Hmm..

In other news Jake's friend Selma Blair is divorcin' Frank Zappa's son Ahmet after 2 yrs. I wish her well poor thing.

wesntia said...

By the way, Depeche Mode rule! But The Cure are better!

And The Clash is the best! ;D

@ mrs_dalloway: Heheh, sorry for making you more nervous but if it's any consolation, I'm pretty anxious too and I'm not even going there..!

nice anon, you've got a point there. His eyes, in particular, remind me of a cartoon character like Simba..

twistedfate said...

Hakuna Matta Ta!!
All hail the crown prince of hollywood.
Your Loyal Subjects awiat your reign!

thesweetestone said...

First the prince from litle murmade, now simba... jake is a constant source of inspiration for Disney characters, isnt he?

btw(off topic)- everyone cryed when simbas father dyed, but i still think bambi was the most heart-braking cartoon EVER!

thesweetestone said...

Oh and, I also love depeche mode- I was on their concert, it was great! Seems that ppl here share taste in general (not just jake)

The Bearded Lady said...

"Here kitty kitty."

britpopbaby said...

He has EXACTLY the same hair and tail! Can no one see this??

The Bearded Lady said...

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Anonymous said...

SimbaJake makes me go all funny in that picture.

Carry on.

Anonymous said...

In a strange sort of way i know what you mean with Simba-Jake.It's the face shape.

cina said...

That pic of Jake in black is one of the most fucking gorgeous pictures I've ever seen of Jake! I don't have time to think about the possible Simba resemblance, I'm too destracted by that extaordinary picture of him!!
Holy shit.

nice anonymous said...

Cina, I really like the stubble level on the picture of Jake wearing black. Here, his handsome face is not obliterated. There's just enough to give him ... an interesting texture. (Imagine the stubble rubbing across your own face. Or other places, as appropriate ;-) And that level of facial hair lends him a little maturity & gravitas, if that's what he's after -- if he's afraid of looking overly boyish or too pretty. Or is it sheer laziness, that makes Jake passively allow himself to get so very, very hairy? Maybe he sprouts five o' clock shadow in three seconds flat & he simply hates shaving. Or does he grow it for purposes of concealment? Can't be for warmth, since winter's long over.

Anonymous said...

That last picture of him creeped me out...didn't think that was possible with a Jake picture.

twistedfate said...

Wait, who the f**K is Jonathan Taylor Thomas and what's he got on jake??

Anonymous said...

nice annoymous he's gorgeous in person.His eyes are incredible.They dazzle.

miffed67 said...

Dudes! Depeche Mode ROCKS. Seriously. "People are people...." I love them!

Ahhh, now I know why I like Simba so much! britpop, thank you! You're better than a shrink!

anon, do tell us more of Jake in person! I live vicariously, you know!

mrs_dalloway said...

It was pure happyness..I can't feel my body,my palms,my voice is nearly gone, but it was the best god-damned concert ever.I'm..speachless..'REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH............'(more on the forum, the do re mi..)

Anonymous said...

woah. jake really does look like simba.

Someone on IHJ put a picture up of jake a while ago, and a picture of a real lion, and DAMN, they look alike. if jake turned into any animal it would be a lion. Rawr.

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