Maybe at some point in the past, on the lonely savannah, a lion mated with a human (Jonathan Taylor Thomas prehaps?) and generations of homo-feline offspring later Jake Gyllenhaal was born. Hey, it's the circle of life!
What, still need more help envisaging it?
And before you ring my hospital and ask them to move me to a more secure unit, this wasn't actually my idea.
Thanks to Ana of Heron Productions for the cat pic and the reader who pointed out the Simba similarities. Okay, you can cart me away now.