America's People magazine has annointed Jake one of the fiftiest most beautiful humans on the face of the earth. When I see these type of things I think it should be made clear that they are the most beautiful known people in the world because what if there is some ancient undiscovered tribe living high up in the Himalayas or deep in the Amazon and they're, like, really hot? Obviously I'm referring to the other 49 people here because Jake is undoubtably the hottest man alive, Amazonian demi-gods or not.
The people at People have also picked out some unusual features of attractiveness. M-Shaped hairline? What about the smokin' body, love of animals, the smokin' body and million dollar bank account? God, they're so superficial.