I must say I agree with the first card...
Musclebound Jake brings out the cavewoman in me. His regular physique makes me want to snuggle under a blanket with him, drinking hot chocolate and telling each other all our secrets. But when I see pictures of him from 'Jarhead' I just want him to pin me to the floor and give me a damn good seeing to. To hell with the foreplay.I swear, I'm not normally like this . . .
I agree with anonymous. Nice sweet normal Jake makes me go aaaw (in a sleep-with-me kinda way)...but Jarhead Jake makes me want him to do all kindsa stuff to me that I can't share. And if I screamed too loud he'd go "shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up..." OK. TMI. I'm sorry.
Bald and musclebound Jake is not for me. Too thick, too heavy -- almost cartoonishly steroidal. I imagine wanting to cuddle with him in the morning, but he ignores my pleas climbs out of bed, guzzling some protein shake. "Nah, sorry ... Gotta go to the gym, work out with my personal trainer for two hours straight ... then go to a leather bar and admire myself in the mirrors."
"shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up...gin, that totally made me think really, really naughty thoughts. Thank you. :) I agree with you and anon 4:55 in that there is something primal-y intoxicating about Jarhead Jake. And since he said that character was closer to his real self than any other he played...well, again, really, really naughty thoughts. I also like the second card. How the sight of someone I've never met can be so comforting, I will never know.
"shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up...gin, that totally made me think really, really naughty thoughts.Oh my.... do I agree or what.Shit. Think I have to go to the bathroom.... excuse me... hrm.*picturing myself pinned to the wall by a naked Jake*
I need to start posting warnings on these comments pages:PLEASE DO NOT READ IF AT WORK - WILL CAUSE MAJOR DISTRACTION LEADING TO POOR PEFORMANCE AT JOB AND POSSIBLE FIRING.
Oh, britpop. No truer words were ever spoken (written).
These comments are....2 hot 2 handle...
... that they are indeed. Hose time! (for me)
i love the internet. you guys express my opinions so truely and so much better than i ever could.i love both jakes.. depends on my mood, of course. sometimes, i feel squishy but sometimes i just want jarhead to nail me!
Wow, you know how they say great minds think alike? Everyone here must be brilliant, because everything you guys said is exactly how I feel! Mmm...any Jake at all...
"These comments are....2 hot 2 handle..." Well, the J-MAN is 2 hot 2 handle. Hence the comments... ;-)
What anon 4:55 and gin said. I'm glad I'm not a weirdo cause I need to join the chorus and since you both said it so entertainingly, I really can't improve upon it. So thank you. Quick quiz what's hotter a. Heath giving Jake a good "seeting to" (love that gin)b. "shut the fuck up! Repeat after me!"c. tender kisses in a tentI still go with a ... but b is really nipping at it's heels.
"shut the fuck up! Repeat after me!"Damn...I forgot about the "repeat after me". Oh my brain is on fire.I love this blog. I'm so happy to have found a place with people as crazy as me (or close). ;) "I also like the second card. How the sight of someone I've never met can be so comforting, I will never know." I agree, too, Prophecy Girl. I don't know how that works, but it just is that way.
"I agree with anonymous. Nice sweet normal Jake makes me go aaaw (in a sleep-with-me kinda way)...but Jarhead Jake makes me want him to do all kindsa stuff to me that I can't share. And if I screamed too loud he'd go "shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up..." OK. TMI. I'm sorry.5:16 AM"Don't be sorry..cause nobody else is ;) Thanks for great comment..
B! B! B!
Good work, sqallcloud! There's no contest....it's GOT to be "b"!!!Although, I must admit that "a" has some voyeristic merit. ;)This site is just so d@mn much fun! Y'all are wonderul crazy!
Count me in the B group.I love all of you!
The fact that all us ladies are all a twitter over a muscled up mad man with a gun is the exact reason why "nice guys" finish last. I don't know if I should be ashameded of such behavior or revel in it. Glad I'm not alone though. hee. You gotta admire teh extremes. Jake let go and his character 'gave himself' willingly to another man but then as Swoff he's this total uber male psychopath and both of them work. He's a fucking genius man!
ANY Jake is a good Jake. I'll take Jack...Swoff...Donnie...Holden, even!Oh...and voting for B!
My real only problem with Jarhead Jake is the absence of the Gyllenhaal chest hair - as my fantasies generally involve ensconcing myself deeply up in there like a hedgehog digging in a garden.Oh, who am I kidding, I'm not picky - Jake can grow that beard until he looks like Jerry Garcia circa 1975, he can wear bar-stained hoodies, he can even wear spandex - I'll take it all!!!!!!
Jack Twist leaning seductively against the pick-up truck, or Tony Swofford taking humiliation as a man - "Yes I'm still here, Staff Sergeant" (oh man, his voice...!)- both are equally sexy in their own way.But I still stick with "B" though. There's just something about that testosterone-pumped version of Jake that does funny things to certain parts of my body...
wtb brings up a good point. Did they wax Jakey for Jarhead. They kinda had to right. Leaving aside the supreme gay aesthetic of it all, ummm ouch!
the quiz: thought I would pick myself for the type A kind of a gal, but after the steamy commenting here... here! here! B's the winner!
Ah, the beauty of the Internet and all the sharing we do. (As Britpopbaby so memorably put it: The Internet is the home of Too Much Information."For me:Not A: The sex scenes in BBM were beautifully done, wild and tender, and perfect in the context of the movie -- but it's just not my personal fetish, to remove from all the precedes and follows it. I kept picturing myself there, receiving or giving, rather than one of the guys. (Your mileage may vary.) Not B: Unlike anyone else who's posted, my reaction would be: "Yeah, asshole? Get off me. Go jerk off, all by yourself."Not quite C: Once we got in that tent, I wouldn't just settle for kisses.
C.What can I say...I'm a romantic when it comes to Jake. I've closed my eyes and mentally received those sweet kisses many times.He whispers, "It's alright. It's alright,"and I am safe.
B! Even though I've just come home from a party..still kind of dizzy..I know myself too well. B without ANY hesitation!
I would have to go with C as well... sometimes kissing is the most erotic thing of all.
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