What can I possibly say to this? The word 'shabby' springs foward first, quickly followed by 'fatty' and then, 'desperate'. Look Tubster, you can't expect the celebrity to come to you. They have much more important things to do; smoothie runs to make, genetically modified dogs to carry, big long socks to put on; it's just impractical. And although your sign is to the point it's not exactly eye-catching, is it?
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