Tuesday, April 04, 2006

BLATANT STALKING # 2

What can I possibly say to this? The word 'shabby' springs foward first, quickly followed by 'fatty' and then, 'desperate'. Look Tubster, you can't expect the celebrity to come to you. They have much more important things to do; smoothie runs to make, genetically modified dogs to carry, big long socks to put on; it's just impractical. And although your sign is to the point it's not exactly eye-catching, is it?


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10 comments:

Lauren (407) said...

*dies of laughter*

I love this place. *is officialy your number one fan*

Jamaica said...

You're freaking hilarious. **adds to favorites**

kokodee said...

LMAO!

debaser said...

hahahaa

BJF1736 said...

"They have much more important things to do; smoothie runs to make, genetically modified dogs to carry, big long socks to put on; it's just impractical."

You are so damned funny!

Anonymous said...

Jake in 10 years time…..still interested ladies.

Amerika Bound said...

OH MY GOSH hahaa i havent laughed like that in so long!
You rock.

The Bearded Lady said...

very sad.

Anonymous said...

What a great site » » »

rick65 said...

If that sign really works, I'd do it too... or at least stand behind this man, who'd make me completely incognito.
(Ooh, my belly hurts! too much LOL)