Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY, MY AGENT, MY GRANDPA BUSTER...

Just in case you forgot to mark this momentous occassion down in your diaries/laptop/sidekicks/fence post in back yard I thought I should remind you it's Jake Watch's sixth month anniversary. Aaah, the memories, the dramas, the socks, the achievements, the law suits - who would have thought?

In all seriousness though, I'd like to say AHA mutherfuckas! to those naysayers who reckoned it wouldn't last, my Dad who told me to stop wasting my time on Jack Gyllenhaal and get a frickin job, all the jackasses who tried to correct my spelling and grammar and lastly, Blogger, for working 76% of the time.

To celebrate this special day I've concocted the timeline below. Some of it is accurate, most of it is not. Please stick around to witness a spectacular Sunday Project summary and something very exclusive and hot and exclusive and sexy.

EDIT: You can now view what I was gibbering on about above by visiting the Forum and carefully entering the Gallery of Hawt. You may need safety googles.

55 comments:

SquallCloud said...

YAY! I never got to see the pic that launched PicGate so now I have and all is well. Thanks Brit! I would have added all the terrific features and when they had been added but then that would have taken away from your gin consumption so I can see how you would just give us the quick and dirty. Hee your dad's funny.

cina said...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! :-)

Lots of love from a PROUD Agent!

And I too thank you for The Picture since I never got to see it.

Nothing Really Matters said...

Dude say it really been that long! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY Brits!

PICKLE said...

Happy Anniversary!

Brits, I think your Dad is totally cool, but c'mon, JACK Gyllenhaal!!!

kaydee said...

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu.........

good job and keep it comin'

Dumbo said...

Wow 6 months, that's big. Congrats, and thanks for all the memories. You couldn't have complied it all any better. I love the collage and timeline :). Here's to another six months of success.

muffin said...

Fantastic summary of the last 6 months, Brits...OMG have I really been sat on my fat ass in fron of this screen for that long?! Wow, time really flies.

So many highlights, but I have to give a shout out to Poppa G and the Q&A that launched a thousand crushes.

Anonymous said...

I see Jake's wearing his dad's t-shirt! Well done Brit. Thanks for all the fun. Here's to the next six months(raises her glass of Malibu and pineapple juice)

Kendra said...

BON ANNIVERSAIRE, BRITPOPBABY, FANTASTIC SIX MONTHS OF VIRTUE AND DEBAUCHERY IN GENEROUS MOOD, well by the way, TOMORROW IS MY 32 BIRTHDAY!!

Simon Agent 002 said...

Congratulations
Well done! ;)

britpopbaby said...

Okay - the special exclusive treat is now available for viewing in the FORUM in the pictures section.

Please read what I've written at the start of the post and can I ask all agents to help me out with this.

I cannot stress how important it is that these pics don't go astray.

Thank-you!!!!

smurfette said...

i'm with squallcloud, cina, etc. i also missed picturegate when it happened, but now my life is complete =)

happy 6 months anniversary to... all of us JWers, i guess =). i loved the timeline, btw.

heddaparsons said...

OT: According to IHJ, the stalkarazzi was out in front of Maggie and Peter's place when Maggies water broke, they took her to the hospital.

On one hand I hope she is OK and everything goes well, but on the other i'm a bit disgusted that they were camped out there in the 1st place. Between this and the paps stalking Jake and Chris while they took out their friggin garbage is a bit much. Sigh.

phoebe said...

Fucking AWESOME post!!

Happy anniversary!! I ADORE Jake Watch! Keep up the terrific work!!

Kisses and hugs!

smurfette said...

hedda-- WHAT?! can you qualify this IHJ source? eyewitness? found the news, other? thanks!

cina said...

Oh god.... May them have some privacy in this situation if it's true.

(not directed to you smurfette!)

kokodee said...

Happy Happy aniversary!!!
And many more accomplished stalking missions to come!
Btw, get a job...you know dad's right? yeah?

kokodee said...

aah! I hope the gyllengaard is alright.
here's to the little tot and maggie's health!

mrs_dalloway said...

Happy Anniversary,Jake Watch!!

May all your wishes of meeting Jake come true!!
This was one of the best posts of JW,really!I laughed at every single data in the journal!I wear the JW badge very proudly and I can't wait for more.You've made a miserable period of my life rather cheerful!
And about those pictures..what can I say..gorgeous?yeah,that might be the right word..

amerita said...

Happy anniversary! Great job, love this site!

heddaparsons said...

Smurfette: Over at IHJ on the eye candy thread for Jake and Maggie dated 10/2, there are some papa pics of Maggie and Peter and the captioned reads that her water broke. Sigh.

ATD said...

Happy Anniversary Jake Watch!

Long may the good ship JW continue to sail the chaotic seas of Gyllenhaal fandom. God Bless her, and all who sail on her!

britpopbaby said...

Please don't discuss any rumours regarding Maggie in here right now. It's a very personal time for the family and I honestly don't want it talked about here.

I'll delete any further mentions of it.

Just wait for the official news.

Katie said...

Congratulation Brits! What a great six months! Thnks for every smile and laugh you've given me (and for my shirts). Here's to the next - lifting my glass of Jameson's in your honour.

britpopbaby said...

No gin?

And Malibu and Pineapple? You might be fascinated to learn that is Anneka's tipple of choice.

Agnes said...

Happy Anniversary,Jake Watch!!

Katie said...

Well... if you insist Brits, just for you. I've finished my glass of Jamie so over to the G&T. I have yet to learn the point of Malibu - except for it providing a superbly appointed summer residence.

Den Of Thieves said...

Happy Anniversary!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy 6 month anniversary. But I'm too distrauaght in reality to be happy - someone actually paid $565 for the Donnie Darko poster. Who would pay $565 for any poster?! (well, I suppose I would if I had the money).

bubblegirl said...

WOW! Happy Anniversary!

I didn't know that Jake Watch just started when I joined. I thought everyone knew each other a lot longer.

I love Jake Watch I hope it lasts a long time. Or until Jake gets really old and bald.

perfectscore_goldstar said...

Yay ! Happy Anniversary ! Even tho I haven't been on here near as long as some of you, thanks to Miffed I am here none-the-less and I am proud to be ! ! !

*raises glass of Gatorade* ;)

Cheers to all of the beautiful agents and our handsome victim ! Er, I mean ... uh ... subject ! :)

Kendra said...

check out how I've dressed Jake, Reese Witherspoon and Kirsten Dunst here.

dani said...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

I am so happy that I came across this site by accident one evening in my search for all things JAKE. JW is fantastic and makes my day every day.

Anonymous said...

HELL YA MOTHER TRUCKAS! 6 MONTHS STRONG!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JW!

screw the trolls and break out the friggin gin already!

The Bearded Lady said...

"raises glass of Gatorade" LOL

Lemon Lime ? choice of champions. ;)

Anonymous said...

we got a SITUATION BRITPOPBABY!

http://tinyurl.com/rbkvm

Oh crap - it may be worse - tag team action!
http://tinyurl.com/r9qpo

CODE RED CODE RED!
http://tinyurl.com/rkosc

beckela said...

Congratulations!!! BPB, yours is the best blog on the 'Net -- keep it up. And thanks for all the laughs.

heddaparsons said...

Happy Anniversity Brit! This blog is one of my favorite Jake sites!

Cantara said...

THE BABY'S HERE!

STEPHEN JUST EMAILED ME. HER NAME IS RAMONA, SHE WAS BORN ABOUT 8PM NEW YORK TIME.

DETAILS TO FOLLOW!

CONGRATS TO MAGGIE AND PETER!

Anonymous said...

Awww, OMG, thanks for the info Cantara!!!!!! Congrats to them all!!!!!!!!!

SquallCloud said...

Thanks Cantara Ramona! Yay, nice and old fashioned names are back in style!

gin said...

Aaw!! Yay!! JW anniversary AND the baby is finally here...woohoo!! :) This is a happy day, indeed. Ramona is such an adorable name.

I have an off-topic plea: I was perusing some news about the soon-to-start-filming "Rendition" and I have read that one of the filming locations is to be DC...from which I live a very reasonable metro ride away. So, basically, if you should happen to come across any inside information that would help a fellow devotee possibly meet Mr. Sex in person...help a sister out. Please. Pretty please? I'd do it for you.

OK. I'm done grovelling now.

Anonymous said...

Jake can add HOT UNCLE to his list of creds!

Major congrats to to Maggie and Peter - I hope her and the baby are resting peacefully. *ahem to paps - SCAT!!*
thanks to cantara for awesome news!

Simon Agent 002 said...

Congratulations to Maggie & Peter and entire family!

justjake said...

'Congratulations' Maggie and Peter on the birth of your daughter little Ramona.*Sweet name*

Hugs xxx

Prophecy Girl said...

Dammit, I was slow on the uptake! That's what I get for watching The Little Mermaid for the 400th time. Hooray! Just put up a new post that basically says exactly what Cantara said...

jacknastygirl said...

congratulations and best wishes to Maggie nad Peter...and happy anniversary

Anonymous said...

EERIE that JW celebrates its 6 mth anniversary on what is now RAMONA'S BIRTHDAY!! *twilight zone music* - very cool!!

I think the wee one stole your thunder today : D

Anonymous said...

Congratulations, girls!!
To the hell all these fucking envious losers, this blog it's more than necessary, and sometimes it really makes my day!
And thank God someone it's watching jake cos I don't have time for that =D

kokodee said...

I woke up this morning to the wonderful news! Congratulations Peter Maggie and the entire G family (and of course the sarsgaards).

jacknastygirl said...

I woke up at 4 am just to check Jake Watch...and find any news about the baby

Jakey will be so hot uncle!

britpopbaby said...

Goddamn it! I had a feeling that baby would crash my party!!!

But YAY!! A happy healthy baby!

JoyceDavenport said...

Happy aniversary to us!

nica_ said...

happy anniversary, love this blog i don´t know what i would with out it =).

Katie of Sweden said...

A great sum up of the hostory of Jakewatch!!!