Tuesday, August 08, 2006

FOR YOU EYES ONLY: AGENTS IN ACTION

Some people think that all this talk of agents and missions is boohockey but to them I say 'Pah!'. Just look at these top secret reports I found when I was searching for my pretzel what I dropped down the back of my executive, leather chair with adjustable arm rests. Now what say you, non-believers?!

48 comments:

Prophecy Girl said...

OK, brits, you actually made me have to pull the fake-cough act again because I am hysterical! There are literally tears. I was pretty damned good with that helicopter, though, wasn't I?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SQUALL!!!

dani said...

Hilarious as always. Your brilliant creations and the beautiful vision of Jake make my day!

And of course congrats to PG for the amazing surveillance work.

Happy Birthday Squallcloud. It's my son's 8th birthday also. Great Day!

Smurfeyshmoo said...

Ahhh, so refreshing to have concrete proof of our agents at work. Don't worry, Brits, I've lived in America all my life and sometimes I still get confused with which side to drive on. (No joke--I failed my driver's test for going on the wrong side. For some reason this displeases people.)

And happy birthday Squallcloud!

~DKBB~ said...

Wonderful work, agents! Britpop, you've trained us well. ;)

Happy birthday, Squallcloud!

Nothing Really Matters said...

What about Jabba The Hut in the third picture???

Sorry who's birthday is it???

Elle said...

What a cheer-me-up this post was!! And how heartening to know that the Jake Watch team remains on full global alert at all times!

Anonymous said...

Is that speed boat one real or photoshopped?If it's real where is it from.Anyone know?

Simon Agent 002 said...

Brit thanks,
I just did a fan spit of my coffee across the computer screen.
My keys are hanging up drying. I'm on surplus equipment now.

Penny Lane said...

That is one gorgeous picture of Peter and Jake - have not seen this one before - Squallcloud will be happy!

(You guys are hysterical, by the way..!)

SquallCloud said...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! Thank you brit! m'love you have outdone yourself. I wanna do them within an inch of their very pretty little lives. (Sorry Maggie... and umm McBongo?)*passes out*

*lifts head*

Good work agents! Keep that boy safe from fangirl mauling at all times! Also, brit, my garbage is fairly leaping from the can at this point. Time to take it out and wash the clothes in the hamper who are banging on the lid to be let free so I feel you on the cleaning thing.

*passes out again*

The Bearded Lady said...

Oh dear, Brit you've made me wet myself.
Oh I had to change into new undergarments.
Did you ever lace up a corset alone? (not easy) trust me.

Anonymous said...

ROFL! That was fucking hilarious. Great post!

kokodee said...

Le Sex indeed!
*sigh*

I hope we dream a fantasy for Birthday girl. Didn't she mention a rosario/JRM sandwich or is that just my inner pervert talking?

Agnes said...

Hilarious BPB!!!!!!!! I don't even have any driving licence so I would probably do worse ;)

Happy birthday Squallcload!

SquallCloud said...

Yes kokodee!

JRM and Rosario! Mmmm *drool* Okay Jake and Peter in a fantasy threesome too (god I'm so sorry, Gyllenhaalengaards!) I can't help what goes on in my wicked mind! Ironically I'm only 48% evil according to some stupid internet test I took. I was very let down. I thought I was Gargamel come to find out I'm Meowth.

britpopbaby said...

^What? Are you referencing through Pokemon? Hope you had a good day! I did try to wrap Jake and Peter together but they just won't hold still! Industrial strength gaffer tape my ass!

I'm glad you all find the top secret files so hiliarious. We're in serious debt thanks to that helicopter mishap. Remember Anneka?

Nothing Really Matters said...

Remember Anneka

What happened to her??? She not been around for a while!

Anonymous said...

As usual anon's questions get ignored!

Kendra said...

Happy birthday again, Squallcloud, and for your son in his 8th b-day, Dani!

britpopbaby said...

Is that speed boat one real or photoshopped?If it's real where is it from.Anyone know?

Keep ya knickers on!

No, it's real. From IHJ. But I'd like to thank you for thinking that my photoshop skills could possibly be that good.

For future reference, if you want questions answered more immeadiately you should get a naked Jake avatar.

Anonymous said...

How do you upload an avatar?

Anonymous said...

Cina here on her mobile phone, wishing she could see the apparently hilarious pictures. Miss you guys a lot! Gotta go again, otherwise my phone bill will probably ruin me! I am still alive and will be back sunday latest. Tata! :)

nice anonymous said...

Oh, I really, really like that picture in the middle. The one taken on the red carpet for the Academy Awards. Which shows how regular human beings look, under outdoor California lighting conditions. And then, of course, there's Jake. Who looks the way that all men ought to, but sadly don't. (Just check out the guy in the tux on the left side of the picture, and you'll see what I mean.)

Happy birthday, Squall! (I remember you from the D.C., which is a decent neighborhood, full of nice folks.)

britpopbaby said...

How do you upload an avatar?

You have to get an account with Blogger. It's fairly pain-free. It will ask you to start a blog but you can type anything in and just never publish it.

Once you're signed in you can upload an avatar by clicking on Edit Profile and just typing in the URL where it asks for it.

Let me know if you get stuck. I'll completely understand if you can't be arsed either. You can just give yourself a name by clicking 'Other' instead of anon.

Anonymous said...

I don't wear any.lol..Thanks Brit.A naked avatar eh?Mmm,i'll think about it.Naked Jake?

Anonymous said...

What happens if you click other instead of anon?

Simon Agent 002 said...

It will provide u with a blank in which you can type a name

Anonymous said...

Ok,thanks Simon

Simon Agent 002 said...

^^ I see you found it LOL

Agnes said...

Hi there Cina!!

britpopbaby said...

Cina, using a phone to access the internet! I'm majorly impressed. I can just about access the phonebook on my mobile.

Kendra said...

Hi, Cina. I'm also impressed with your mobile phone tecniques, enjoy your holidays!

msdonniedarko said...

hahahah you guys here always brighten my day!!!!!! i love all of you and happy birthday squallcloud!!

dani said...

Thanks, Kendra, for the birthday wishes for my son.

jla said...

I must commend all my fellow JW agents for your selfless dedication to "the sex" Do to the clever machinations of our clandestine organization Jake has the freedom to traipse around L.A., play sexy international bachelor in France and drink overpriced coffee with abandon!

Miss ya Cina... might you be taking care of JW business on your holidays?

Dani, 8 is a great age, right before all the attitude and misguided assertions for independence!

Happy B-Day Squall!! Hot dayum!! I hope that picture of Jake and Sarsy was as good for you as it was for me!! I don't even smoke but I think I need a cigarette now!

SquallCloud said...

Hot Damn indeed.

dani's kid is awesome. Wanna know how I know. He's turning 8 on the 8th day of the 8th month. That's how I know! Right before coming back here, saw a pic someone posted on the slash bar thread of Jakey and The Ruffalo. I need a pack of cigarettes now. All the Ruffallo and Sarsy goodness floating about.

JakesJules said...

LOL!! That is brilliant. Especially the comment about the woman in the purple suit and the grinning woman in the background. Hilarious. Keep it up!!

moonbeams said...

This was a delightful post, BPB!!!! Thanks. On the driving, if that effing pervert, a sweaty, porcine 500 lb piece of slime, from the Sacred Heart Driving School(seriously!) hadn't kept squeezing my knee at the point where it joins my upper thigh, I would have passed my road test on the first... or at least the second try. So I "feel ya" smurfeyshmoo!

dani said...

Jake and Mark Ruffalo together! I have always liked Mark. Seems like a lot of people do. It's making the wait for Zodiac all the more unbearable.

Jla,I am savoring these last moments of innocence with my son before it all changes. He is a great little kid right now. He even likes Jake just because I do. Well, how can he help buy feel like he knows Jake when he sees me glued to the computer 24/7 looking at pictures.

Squallcloud, thanks for pointing out all those "8's" I didn't even make the connection!

beskyddaren said...

A great post, britpop, LOL! And extra bonus points for Le Sex - yummy...

mrs_dalloway said...

Just so true,Britpop. We're everywhere,aren't we! And..The Sex and Le Sex is brilliant!Squall,I bet you had a very good birthday after seeing that!

Happy Birthday (with one day late here..)!!

katieofsweden said...

LOL

Have almost no time to spend here at the moment.. so just lurking or whatever it's called..

This post was SO FUN :D

Anneka said...

Your transit van exploits have caused me some laughing BPB. And are you trying to pin the helicopta on me? Cos we'd both had a hella lotta moonshine before we decided to comandeer it and it was your idea to fly through international borders instead of taking the Channel Tunnel a la 'Mission Impossible' like I suggested.

By the way, I'm back. Thanks for missing me all two of you.

The Bearded Lady said...

If this post doesn't win you a Bloggie Award then Brit, I must conclude they are rigged!

britpopbaby said...

I was alluding that some terrible misfortune occured during the helicopter incident and had rendered you unable to use the internet hence your disapperance but now you've commented and ruined it all.

I hope this means I have mail.

Thanks TBL, I don't know why the Bloggy's keep ignoring me. I'm trying out for the Bloscars this year.

CecilieOfDenmark said...

He looks strikingly handsome in that suit! Well done agents!

Anneka said...

No mail yet BPB. Gimme a mo.

beskyddaren said...

Anneka, welcome back! Have you heard anything more from that horndog woman with a prodding stick? She was a blast!

Hello to Katie too!