Wednesday, April 12, 2006

AND THE BEARD GOES ON...

Here is Jake enjoying himself courtside at the Lakers, A-list style. Unfortunately we cannot yet pan out to see who accompanied him to the macho fest so for now we shall have to concentrate our efforts upon the beard. It's getting slightly, 'Wild Man of the Mountains', and I know it causes divisions amongst the ranks, so feel free to express your opinions below. Maybe Jake's holding out for some kind of Gillette advertisement deal or alternatively, Timberland.

Update: He was there with good pal and fellow cap fan, Austin Nichols. View more pictures here. This picture belong to iheartjake.com. So there.

59 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe the beard is a Grizzly bear..

Anonymous said...

He was there with Austin!

JeanMurphy said...

Austin, the d-list celebrity who is only known because of Jake, is with him. Its so said that Austin is known as Jake's boytoy. That is so hilarious. When these stupid rumors go away, Austin will fade away to some WB show. lol.

jeanmurphy said...

*said = sad

You are being watched said...

Danyelle, Agent or whoever you are, stop posting on this blog using another persons IMDB identity. Dany, I can have your TT blog go bye, bye and have you and your minions banished from IMDB.

jmurphy is friended to my Live Journal and Erin, her real first name will be notified. Real dumb on your part. I knew you people were batshit crazy, but this is ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

My favorite joke about this is below.

Publicity types: Jake, with all these rumors, you need to get yourself a beard!

Jake: OK, guys, how do you like this? [Points to facial hair....]

Anonymous said...

Below what? I love the beard!

britpopbaby said...

Ha! As in below in the comment box because the 'comments' link is below the post!

dkellergrl said...

I love the facial hair on Jake. Just love it.

Anonymous said...

Jake looks very fine with the beard. "It ain't goin' nowhere. So leave it be."
Austin however is looking a little under the weather. And what's with that damn ring?

Ennis said...

Yeah, Jake looks better with this beard than he did with that other one---what was her name? Kirsten something or other?

Anonymous said...

I love Jakes beard, it looks great! His pal looks annoyed, like he didn't want to be there.

GAY FANS WANT TO CLAIM JAKE AS ONE OF THEIR ONES said...

Gay fans of Jake Gyllenhaal are determined to claim the "Brokeback Mountain" star as their own. Blogosphere gossips have been claiming that Gyllenhaal was ready to admit he was having trouble quitting actor Austin Nichols, whom he has known since high school. But sorry, guys, there won't be any coming-out party. Even though Jake is now split with Kirsten Dunst and Nichols broke off his engagement to Claire Oswalt, Gyllenhaal's rep says he and Nichols are just friends.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/407893p-345283c.html

FANS OBSESSED WITH JAKEY said...

Gay fans of Jake Gyllenhaal are determined to claim the "Brokeback Mountain" star as their own. Blogosphere gossips have been claiming that Gyllenhaal was ready to admit he was having trouble quitting actor Austin Nichols, whom he has known since high school. But sorry, guys, there won't be any coming-out party. Even though Jake is now split with Kirsten Dunst and Nichols broke off his engagement to Claire Oswalt, Gyllenhaal's rep says he and Nichols are just friends.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/407893p-345283c.html

Chantelle said...

BEARDY-BEARD!!!

Love the #1 Fan of the Beardy-Beard!!

Miss Twist said...

And the beard goes on...I will stop singing now! Although I do believe this was a Britney song released a couple of years back, but you know that britpop!
LOL Chantelle, I love you and your Beardy-beard! Can I be #2 fan of the beardy-beard?
I feel I must finish my comment with something to do with Jake otherwise I am just rambling. Oh I know:
Go Lakers, Go Lakers! (With my experience of going to LA to steal the now infamous parking meter. I do believe this is what they chant in LA when that Basketball team is playing. And Jake is wearing a Lakers hat. I knew I liked the Lakers for a reason and it definitley wan't cause of the colour of their uniform, purple and yellow: WTF?)

Chantelle said...

Beardy-Beard!!

It's so bad! I keep randomly saying that!

Anonymous said...

On another site... looking at all the pics... we determined Jake and Austin are sharing the water bottle! Plus, that Sturgis cap Austin is wearing is Jake's!

SquallCloud said...

Geez, Jake really has a diverse fanbase, the gays, women, homophobes obsessed with his untainted heterosexuality. All things to all people. Love seeing these dudes together. Does my heart good and I'm not a gay man so I'm not trying to "claim" him. I'm a lady that loves me some Jakey with boys.

cina said...

Perhaps we should give his beard a name? I mean, even his MOLE has been named Holden for christ's sake! The only rightful thing to do would be to give his beard a name too! Right?
Hrmmm..
*sarcasm overload*

Anonymous said...

That Sturgis cap can be purchased at the center, I have one. I'm sure Nichols could afford one.

PS: Adrian is that you? You should be ashamed of yourself. You were off that damn Dave Cullen forum for a a whole day and I knew you were up to no good. D-List?? The sturgis cap? Helping DAny and her TT blog? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Also, I think you have a serious problem.

Miss Twist said...

OOOOO! I know you were being sarcastic and you will probably call me a giant girl fan, but I don't care. I want to call his beard Tarquin!
(sorry I know I suggest that for everything, but it is such a good name)
If not Tarquin, then I suggest Dill. It is one of the only "To Kill a Mockingbird" characters that Jake hasn't named one of his pets.

Chantelle said...

I go with Dill. Keeps with the flow.

No naming of Beardy-Beard after Tarquin (I know who Tarquin is, MWHAHAHA)

Miss Twist said...

Oh yeah I forgot you had read my bebo! Ahhh my imaginary friend!

OK so we are agreed, The beardy-beard is now called Dill.

Chantelle said...

But to me, Dill will always be Beardy-Beard.

Bex, have you noticed how you and I pollute so many sites with our random nonsense?

Miss Twist said...

Who is this Bex, I know nothing of this ridiculous name! I am Miss Twist! :P

Yeah, it is wonderful! I love to polute the world with randomness. I wouldn't normally say this but:
Let the polution commence!

Miss Twist said...

Bex is my slave name! LOL

Chantelle said...

Whoops, sorry Miss Twist, got you confused with someone else.

Agreed, tomorrow we should find a new board to spread the pollution.

Love Little Red Riding Hood

Daniel said...

Hi everyone on Jake Watch... I was just wandering if anyone here knows good pschiatric help for a person suffering from romantic obsession. It keeps flip-flopping between hilariously fun and unbelievably painful. I'm not sure if I should encourage this obsession (and enjoy it while it lasts) or attempt to get my life back to normal... :(

Anyway, let me know, thanks.

Daniel said...

The last url doesn't work. This one does.

britpopbaby said...

Ok, to recap: The beard is called Dill, Austin brought his cap from the game store and having an obssession is fine and dandy.

Goodnight folks, I need my beauty sleep! X

Anonymous said...

squallcloud So anyone who thinks he's straight is a homophobe now? Get over it luv, it's a different opinion. Attacking people because they think differently to you is kinda like hating people because their sexuality is different to you're own, ie, bloody stupid.

Anonymous said...

yeah the beard is growing alittle too much! jakey, No! i said No! no more beard... or atleast trim it ok?

Chantelle said...

Jakie, don't listen to the person above.

DON'T KILL DILL!!

Anonymous said...

Oh btw, can those of you who want to argue along the lines of "he is gay, no he isn't, yes he is these pictures proves it na na ne na na etc etc" please go to the Waiting for Toothy blog please. That's what it's there for. Thanks :-)

SquallCloud said...

elleye is that you hiding behind the anonymous moniker smearing me and Adrian's good name? If so *waves* Howdy friend! I knew you'd be here with your spewdome. It's not wrong to not believe he's gay it's just wrong to get offended that someone else would think so. Like it's a personal affront to decency. Like I've asked over at Dave's just stop being an a**hole and things would go much smoother for everyone involved.

Anonymous said...

Have them sitting together at American Idol, and I might get in on the Jake-hearts-Austin!! love fest, but in these images, they don't like anything more to me than good friends.

Big Brother said...

Squallcloud, no it's not ellye from Dave's forum but I understand why you would think so. I am registered over at Dave's forum but I rarely post just lurk. I have seen Jake's thread over there turn into a IMDB board/Datalounge by "fans" like you, Adrian a nd a few others. I say a few others because it's the same few psting over and over. Adrian's good name? I hvae found out some disturbing things about Adrian from other sources. I'm debating if I should forward the information over to Dave. Seriously, it freaked me out, he says he respects Jake, but he is actively involved in a lot of things that made my stomach turn. I will review what I find but I'm afarid he may go off the deep end. And you have been up to no good to Squall, shame on you.

Anonymous said...

Jake is beautiful. I would prefer to see him without the beard. He is just too nice to hide under a common beard.

Anonymous said...

I like the beard. It makes him look more mature and less goofy. I'm not a beard fan, either, but he wears it well.

Austin Nichols is not D-list. Knock it off. He's just a working actor, as are most actors. Not everyone can be a huuuuuge star. Maybe someday he will be a star, but if he can pay the bills just by acting, he's ahead of most of the actors in LA. It must be nice to have a buddy that can get you ringside at the Lakers. Good for them, whatever they are to each other.

Anonymous said...

Of course I love Jake clean shaven, but I have to say that beard is growing on me (um, no pun intended...). I'm loving it more and more each time I see it. Especially when he's smiling like he is in that first picture! I love how happy he looks!

Lola said...

Ok, I give up myself... the beard is here to stay. I'll call Uma : please KIll Dill!

ka said...

to me he looks like Tobey Maguire with this hat and big beard

Miss Twist said...

Nooooooooooooo Save Dill! Otherwise me and Chantelle will have to march on Washington insisting that Jake grow Dill mark 2!
If you start a Kill Dill campagian I will have to start SOD! Save Our Dill!

Anonymous said...

I'm with you Miss Twist, SAVE OUR DILL!! Come on folks, look at the way it makes his sexy blue eyes pop... one gorgeous piece of man!

Chantelle said...

Wooh, go us Miss Twist (I shall not slip now)!! We have a supporter for SOD. Hey anonymous person. Have you joined our Fans of the Beard list on the IMDB Jake board. If not, go now!!

kokodee said...

Leave Dill alone; surely you can see he looks mighty fine with it?

britpopbaby said...

I'm really warming to the name Dill. Isn't it a type of fish?

Chantelle said...

It's a type of cucumber.

Miss Twist said...

Mmmmmm Dill pickle, a bit hairy but I can get used to it!
Leave the mighty fine Dill pickle alone! The Dill is here to stay!
Btw Britpop are you for SOD or the Kill Dill groupies?

britpopbaby said...

I'm afraid I'm on the fence. I do love the beard but I just wish it were a little trimmer. Although, saying all this, Jake will be loved no matter what, (well, unless he grows a sidehandle moustache).

Anonymous said...

Just to set the record straight I was the person who took issue with what squallcloud said. I'm not elleye and I'm certainly not that big brother jerk, who by the way is a mega troll.

squallcloud you deliberatley misinterpreted what I said. I don't mind if people think he's straight/bi/gay or left-handed. I don't care. I'm not offended by people's opinions. What I took issue with was you saying:-

"homophobes obsessed with his untainted heterosexuality"

The unjustified implication being that everyone who thinks he is straight is a homophobe. It was an uncalled for, glib thing to say. You may think you were being snarky but what you were actually being was bigotted.

Big brother who ever you are, I may disagree with some of what squallcloud said, but you are a total moron. Both SC and Adrian a cool people who you know nothing about. So go do you're homework and get an early night, maybe you wont be so cranky in the morning.

Anonymous said...

I'm a different anonymous from the anonymous above and I just wanted to say that I agree with what anonymous said. lol. I think you're a complete moron big brother and you should get the hell off this blog because no one wants you and your childish attempt at scandal around. I don't know Adrian or SCloud very well but what I do know they are great people with great heart and you have no right discrediting anyone. Just wanted to say that cause I think you're an ass. Sorry everybody, now lets talk about Jakeys beard!!! It's HOOOT!

lola said...

This is getting serious! Where are all the Kill Dill supporters? I can't do it alone... Uma is coming, but don't worry, I told her not to bring the katana (you know she's a little crazy sometimes).

Miss Twist said...

No, no Kill Dill suporters, just SOD suporters! SOD!

Chantelle said...

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SquallCloud said...

Dear Anonymous Who Thought BB Is An Ass But Still Took Issue With What I Said
Okay maybe I went too far with the "untainted heterosexuality" part but the "obsessed" part kinda conotes that I mean the people who actually get ANGRY when anyone suggests he may sorta kinda in a way fancy dudes as well as girls and for the record I think he's strait, I just don't like the idea that thinking/fantasizing/hoping he's bi is seen as some mortal sin against our very own Water Walking Jakey.

Dear Anonymous Who Stuck Up For Adrian & Me
Thanks pal. :)

OT I love Jakey with a beard. I love Jakey clean shaven. I love him in a box. I love him with a fox. Doesn't matter. I'll take my Jakey any way I can get him rowwrrr!

Anonymous said...

Love Jake with the beard and like the number of beards that young guys are growing. Some look best with a beard when they are young...

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