I feel like we've rounded off the year about three times now but since it is the actually end of year how about a:
As voted for by the devoted fans, valued members of the local church community, scorned lovers, Puggle Owners of Great Britain and all inmates at Missouri State Penn.
- The Jack Nasty Guide to US Democracy
- The JW Exclusive Interview with Jake Gyllenhaal
- Jake Gyllenhaal: His Very True Life Story
- Blatant Stalking: The Golden Fiend
- For Your Eyes Only: Agents In Action II
*votes may have been tampered with.
Feel free to add your own. If you need us, I'll be scaling the Millenium Eye in a bid to save London from a terrible attack by an evil Russian magnate with one eye and a pussy who has replaced all the fireworks with TNT. ProphecyGirl will be taking the newly restored Jake Watch helicopter to New York, airlifting national treasure Dick Clark out of Times Square as the Chinese mafia have placed inside the ball a hoarde of man-eating rats. Anneka and Lt Dan will be in Wales, knocking back Malibu and chewing on leeks until the clock strikes twelve when they'll have a drunken pash 'neath the rotting Christmas tree. Terence will be on guard in Edinburgh, just making sure everything goes to plan. Where will you be?
Happy New Year my lovelies!