Because Sunday is that day where you listlessly wander around the house with nothing more do to than dread the arrival of Monday I've decided to devise a project to help keep us all busy for at least five minutes. This Sundays task is to help pick a partner for Jake because he's obviously unable to do it for himself. (Note that yourself is not an option because sometimes we just have to live in the real world.)
A. Send him back to Kirsten.
Some people are a fan of the Dunster and would love nothing more, than prehaps world peace and a chance with Jake themselves, to see these hip young indie lovebirds reunited. I, on the otherhand, would rather let Ashton Kutcher stick a fork in my eye.
B. Have a go with Natalie.
They've been friends for years; is it possible for it to go any deeper? Let's just move V for Vendetta aside for one moment and concentrate on how beautiful and talented she is. Their kids would so go to an Ivy League college!
C. Evangeline Lily
I know Jake's probably never even met her and she's in love with a hobbit but she is just sooooooooooooo amazingly hot! I even wish she was my girlfriend and I'm straight (mostly).
Because, what the hell, it would be so damn cute.
E. Teri Hatcher.
The experience of an older woman and hey, she'll fuck anyone. She's probably tried already.
MORE SUNDAY PROJECTNESS:
The Next Move?
Pick A Pet
A New Cause?