We all know that Jake is an animal fan, who isn't? His penchant for all things furry is legendary so I reckon it's only a matter of time before he departs with another $1000 for this year's most desirable pet. Now I can't really be arsed to go and research the rising and fallings of designer pooches so we'll have to forego accuracy and concentrate on entertainment.
A. PEEKAPOO - A CROSS BETWEEN A DOG AND THAT YELLOW POINTY EARED THING FROM POKEMON.
B. SCHNOODLES - I HEAR IT'S A LOVELY PASTRY DESSERT FROM GERMANY VIA ASIA
C. SHIH TSU - WHAT? I HAVE ONE AND I'M ONLY A LITTLE ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT. UNFORTUNATELY IT WON'T LET ME PUT THINGS IN IT'S HAIR.
(note: this is not my dog. My Shih Tsu is a damn mess.)
D. BLOFELD'S CAT. EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE PUSSY. SORRY.
E. A SKUNK - APPARENTLY THEY MAKE REALLY GREAT PETS! VERY LOYAL AND GOOD WITH CHILDREN.
F. THE OTHER PUGGLE. LEARN MORE HERE.
G. THE ANIMAL