Sunday, April 30, 2006

THE SUNDAY PROJECT

Hello, project fans! It's that time of the week again which means a vital question regarding some essential aspect of the Gyllenhaal's life is a-brewin'.

We all know that Jake is an animal fan, who isn't? His penchant for all things furry is legendary so I reckon it's only a matter of time before he departs with another $1000 for this year's most desirable pet. Now I can't really be arsed to go and research the rising and fallings of designer pooches so we'll have to forego accuracy and concentrate on entertainment.

A. PEEKAPOO - A CROSS BETWEEN A DOG AND THAT YELLOW POINTY EARED THING FROM POKEMON.


B. SCHNOODLES - I HEAR IT'S A LOVELY PASTRY DESSERT FROM GERMANY VIA ASIA


C. SHIH TSU - WHAT? I HAVE ONE AND I'M ONLY A LITTLE ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT. UNFORTUNATELY IT WON'T LET ME PUT THINGS IN IT'S HAIR.

(note: this is not my dog. My Shih Tsu is a damn mess.)

D. BLOFELD'S CAT. EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE PUSSY. SORRY.


E. A SKUNK - APPARENTLY THEY MAKE REALLY GREAT PETS! VERY LOYAL AND GOOD WITH CHILDREN.


F. THE OTHER PUGGLE. LEARN MORE HERE.


G. THE ANIMAL


VOTE NOW!

16 comments:

Miss Twist said...

I would say the other type of Puggle, but I hear they are poisonous, spikey bastards and I don't want Jake getting hurt...evil sneaky puggles.

I would say the pussy cause as you rightly state everyone needs a little pussy. I have one on my lap right now!(btw a mean a cat not the other type)
I would have to say I like the schnoodle cause it is so cute and would be the perfect accessory for the J-man. Plus I like schnoodles, especially apple ones! Mmmm Jake and an apple schnoodle......

Chantelle said...

Uhm... the pussy or the first one, I guess. Or he could just have me, mwhahahahahahaha!!

Chantelle said...

OMG Bex, my Mom's watching BBC Food and there's this guy on who keeps going on about "Dills" and "Dill Pickles" like over and over again!

PS: Can't get into Chez... won't work...

claire said...

it has to be animal, the greatest drummer the world has ever seen

Anonymous said...

I vote for the other option, a miniature doberman pinscher.... because then we'll have the same dog and it will be conversation material for when I finally meet him.

Really, I vote for no more dogs, if he's got TWO little ones, then his hands will never be empty, he won't be able to put his arms around me during those long walks on the beach...

Karyney said...

A kitty - or pussy, if you must. Then we would have something in common, as I myself have two cats. I like dogs too, I just can't have any. He needs to be well-rounded in the pet department anyway.

407 (Lauren) said...

I would say...the animal, because the animal is cool. Or a little pussy - I'm sure he'd like that...

mossy said...

No more puppies! Poor old Atticus has been obliging enough letting Boo share his master, he'd really be the third wheel if another furry baby came on the scene. Think of your first-born, Jake! Why do I feel like he's going to get at least one more dog, though? lol.

Scooby Doo said...

Being a fellow pooch, I'd have to go for Animal. Just for pure class.

Otherwise, I think a great dane must be on the cards. Failing that, for not everyone can have the perfect Scooby Doo that I am, either a Tibetan Terrier or Golden Retriever or Labradoodle.

:o)

gummybug said...

A skunk! How cool would that be? If the de-glanding is humane, of course.

But I would really love to see him get a pitbull so that they can finally start getting a good reputation. My dog is half pit and I love him to bits. :-) I know Jake would be a loving and responsible pit owner.

~DKBB~ said...

Animal...hands down, Animal. Just think, he could start another band, and he probably wouldn't have any desire to date THIS drummer's girlfriend. ;)

britpopbaby said...

I think he should go for a cat too. Mainly because they cause hilarious results when mixed with dogs.

I've just realised I can't stand having either 7 or 11 comments to a post so I have to even it up. Sometimes I even weird myself out.

Anonymous said...

animal all the way

Anonymous said...

Jake is not a pussy person. Otherwise, he would already have one. He prefers dogs, so he would appreciate some Schnoodle loving.

britpopbaby said...

I remember on the Jo Whiley BBC Radio 1 interview, when asked what he would take on a desert island he replied his girlfriend, family, dog and kitten. It was the kitten he brought for Kirsten - he also mentioned that he wanted to call it Brutus but she named it Sophie. So, maybe he does like the felines.

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