HERE it is.
JAKE BUYING UNDERWEAR!!! JAKE, LIKE, FREAKING STANDING IN A STORE BUYING FREAKING UNDERWEAR?!?! Can you believe he, like, buys underwear?!?!?!?!??! I would die. OMG. Just thinking about, like, what I would do if I was in the store, makes me want to die. And if I was there, I would die. I would, like, fall over dead. And DIE! Just thinking about him, like, holding underwear in his hands, like, makes feel all light-headed and stuff. Like, underwear that he might actually put on. OMG. I gotta stop. I'm, like, dead. No, but one more thing, because I, like, got on the computer and found a picture of the store. Are you ready? I mean, are you, like, really ready, because you are going to die once I show this to you. OMG, this is the store where Jake G was buying underwear:
DEAD!
Editor's Note: Yes, this is the same Kitty Fangirl as starred opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in the winter hit of 2007, The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies. As I'm sure is becoming clear, PG took some liberties with her character when committing Kitty to paper...much as she did everyone else in the film. Kitty seems kinda...flakey or something. But we're going to let her blog for us every now and again anyway.
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Just thinking about him, like, holding underwear in his hands, like, makes feel all light-headed and stuff. Like, underwear that he might actually put on. OMG.
i would be more light-headed if i imagined that he doesn't put any underwear on, like ever. OMG
hmmmmmm
Kitty seems kinda...flakey or something.
Kinda?
Glad to have you, Kitty. You might want to consider switching to decaf. ;-)
OMG!OMG! I was IN that store!!! I cannot believe this! I was actually IN THAT STORE. That very one. About five years ago....Kitty seems just fine to me!
hmmm... i have to say, from the JW movie, especially by the end, our heroine kitty appeared a lot more calm and rational than this fangirl here-- are we sure this is really her? or did PG take artistic license in the movie to make her less fangirly than she really is to make her more likeable? these are questions i pose for the JW team ;)
OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!
That was, like, so hilarious!!
^^ Oh, so totally!!
LMFAO!! Hysterical!
What? You mean you guys don't talk like that? Because Kitty and I have, like, THE most awesome conversations. ;) Snort.
No, she actually started out pretty normal...but then she met Jake. No one really knows what happened at the party after the trial, but she was just never the same after that. And even before that, I may have swapped some of her personality traits with Jake's...artistic license and entertainment value and all that... She's a tad more, erm, enthusiastic in real life than she came off in the movie. ;)
OMG!
No, she actually started out pretty normal...but then she met Jake.
Isn't that the exact description of what has happened to us all??
;-)
PG, make sure we have a large stock of Valium at the JW Headquarters, ok? Kitty seems in desperate need of some, or I fear she'll go into convulsions.
But seriously, like, how cool is that?! Like, Jake buying underwear! OMG! It's like sooo exciting I'm gonna die. Like, really! *squeee*
Apparently this is what he ended up buying. Isn't that, like, SO HOT? I'm like, freaking out!! Like, seriously!
I was just going to mention this, if someone hadn't already done so. I read this on celebritynation and instantly freaked out in a happy sort of way. It's so cute and amusing, but mainly cute and makes me smile.
Now...if somebody had caught him buying SOCKS....that would knock the situation in Iraq right off the front page wouldn't you say??
Cina, that link, like, killed me. No. I'm not even kidding. I am, like, dead right now and I don't even know how I'm typing this. Just, like, damn.
Thanks for the link. I need to know. What are "performance briefs"?????
On another note, I read somewhere, that people who are really decisive and make important decisions regularly often have trouble deciding on a menu selection or on what kind of underwear to buy. So, in RL, Jake must be like REALLY decisive. Either that or he lost a contact and couldn't see. But seriously. What are "performance briefs" ???
It should be fairly clear, I would think. Performance briefs are for...erm....performers.
And even before that, I may have swapped some of her personality traits with Jake's...artistic license and entertainment value and all that...
what?! no! PG, you mean jake in RL isn't EXACTLY as he appears in the JW movie? hehe. am i the only one who thought the doofy, clueless jake was kind of a turn-on =P?
Cina, that link, like, killed me. No. I'm not even kidding. I am, like, dead right now and I don't even know how I'm typing this. Just, like, damn.
I know!!! It's, like, so the hottest thing, like, ever!!
Breathable performance mesh fabric keeps you cool and dry
snort
I am, like, dead right now and I don't even know how I'm typing this.
We feel your pain (pleasure), Kitty. And oh, Cina, that vision of the Pro Mesh Boxer Briefs could interrupt your sleep tonight.
PG, you mean jake in RL isn't EXACTLY as he appears in the JW movie?
Well, I guess I can't really say since I wouldn't know personally... *sends a pointed look towards the east*
Snicker.
^^ and also because you're only allowed to see him from behind, apparently =P. poor girl. hey, at least from behind is better than nothing, right? (i'm referring to myself here ;)
girls, you're killing me here-- mesh underwear?! hahaha...
7:04 here. OK. So mesh fabric is "breathable..." etc. but what does "performance" describe? And the thing is, Jake was going back to Morocco and maybe he needed something particular for that climate. Or maybe he was so rushed to get to NYC he didn't have time to pack properly...OMG!! I would have loved to have shared a plane ride with him!!!!!
what happened to Brit Pop Baby? I have'nt seen her post lately. Is she still a part of JW?
^^^ BPB is still kidnapped, she is in Mexico we think. I think Number Six is thwarting her rescue, but no matter how many times I bring it up, all the other Agents just ignore.
like omg, that was so like, omg, so fucken hallarious...!!!!
In that description of the performance boxer briefs, what do they mean by "'almost' full bottom coverage"?
7:04 here again. See! That description of the CK briefs raises more questions than it answers. "almost full bottom coverage..." Breathable fabric.
"performance briefs..." Does it mean the wearer's performance will be brief???
I want to see him wearing them. Is there anyway we could pull that off?
^^^HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
Anon 7:04, hahhahahahahaha, are you crazy?! :p No, I doubt his performance would be brief!
Ok to be perfectly boring and serious, I suspect that the reason he may have been scrutinizing (if that story is true) all the panties is because of the sports factors in his life. Bike riding, etc. Hellooooo!
"almost full bottom coverage"??????????
mesh???????????
performance??????
That...makes...me...very...dizz....
*THUD*
OMG
If he was insecure I could help him to buy underwear.
Obvious he ´d need try to me seeing.
Like, OMG!! I was just walking past Bloomingdales 2 weeks ago and like Jake was there buying underwear, and if I waited and went a week later I could have bumped into Jake and help him choose, OMG!!
What a silly story.
March 6, 2007 -- JAKE Gyllenhaal is way beyond the simple choice of boxers vs. briefs. A shopper in Bloomingdale's underwear department recently watched the "Brokeback Mountain" star with a salesman "combing through every style . . . A good 10 minutes later, Jake was still at it . . . holding up a pair of tight white briefs that he'd pulled out of the package to examine, as if he'd never seen tighty whities before in his entire life. It was hilarious. He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store."
Okay I'm pissing myself laughing because I too take this much care on whatever portects my bits and pieces from the world as well. You Go JAKE!
I admire a man who cares about chaffing possibilities!
PRO MESH! speeeeeeeeeeew!
Mesh should never be saddled onto the likes of Jake.
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