tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post8022198730862216786..comments2024-02-17T09:02:22.902+00:00Comments on Jake Watch | Stalking Jake Gyllenhaal Daily: EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO CALL EVERYONE I HAVE EVER MET RIGHT NOW!!!!britpopbabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04444074574966465657noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-86770088159480073242007-03-09T19:34:00.000+00:002007-03-09T19:34:00.000+00:00PRO MESH! speeeeeeeeeeew!Mesh should never be sadd...PRO MESH! speeeeeeeeeeew!<BR/><BR/>Mesh should never be saddled onto the likes of Jake.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-27771132895897639052007-03-09T19:33:00.000+00:002007-03-09T19:33:00.000+00:00March 6, 2007 -- JAKE Gyllenhaal is way beyond the...March 6, 2007 -- JAKE Gyllenhaal is way beyond the simple choice of boxers vs. briefs. A shopper in Bloomingdale's underwear department recently watched the "Brokeback Mountain" star with a salesman "combing through every style . . . A good 10 minutes later, Jake was still at it . . . holding up a pair of tight white briefs that he'd pulled out of the package to examine, as if he'd never seen tighty whities before in his entire life. It was hilarious. He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store." <BR/><BR/>Okay I'm pissing myself laughing because I too take this much care on whatever portects my bits and pieces from the world as well. You Go JAKE! <BR/><BR/>I admire a man who cares about chaffing possibilities!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-84586703478909162032007-03-08T19:46:00.000+00:002007-03-08T19:46:00.000+00:00Like, OMG!! I was just walking past Bloomingdales ...Like, OMG!! I was just walking past Bloomingdales 2 weeks ago and like Jake was there buying underwear, and if I waited and went a week later I could have bumped into Jake and help him choose, OMG!!<BR/><BR/>What a silly story.heddaparsonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15838425229423064126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-15851696636153381362007-03-08T03:34:00.000+00:002007-03-08T03:34:00.000+00:00OMGIf he was insecure I could help him to buy unde...OMG<BR/><BR/>If he was insecure I could help him to buy underwear.<BR/><BR/>Obvious he ´d need try to me seeing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-85758214535197789042007-03-08T01:26:00.000+00:002007-03-08T01:26:00.000+00:00"almost full bottom coverage"??????????mesh???????...<I>"almost full bottom coverage"</I>??????????<BR/><BR/>mesh???????????<BR/><BR/>performance??????<BR/><BR/>That...makes...me...very...dizz....<BR/><BR/><B>*THUD*</B>veeveeveehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15825941874076427091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-1570805556446428382007-03-08T00:27:00.000+00:002007-03-08T00:27:00.000+00:00^^^HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!Anon 7:04, hahhahahahahaha, are ...^^^HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!<BR/>Anon 7:04, hahhahahahahaha, are you crazy?! :p No, I doubt his performance would be brief!<BR/><BR/>Ok to be perfectly boring and serious, I suspect that the reason he may have been scrutinizing (if that story is true) all the panties is because of the sports factors in his life. Bike riding, etc. Hellooooo!welliwonthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17513448216649190388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-42832845894953165382007-03-08T00:17:00.000+00:002007-03-08T00:17:00.000+00:00I want to see him wearing them. Is there anyway we...I want to see him wearing them. Is there anyway we could pull that off?Local Celebrityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10558005532805519473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-26220394762097574292007-03-08T00:14:00.000+00:002007-03-08T00:14:00.000+00:007:04 here again. See! That description of the CK b...7:04 here again. See! That description of the CK briefs raises more questions than it answers. "almost full bottom coverage..." Breathable fabric.<BR/>"performance briefs..." Does it mean the wearer's performance will be brief???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-68674649427090562432007-03-07T22:07:00.000+00:002007-03-07T22:07:00.000+00:00In that description of the performance boxer brief...In that description of the performance boxer briefs, what do they mean by "'almost' full bottom coverage"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-64278816126770278792007-03-07T21:57:00.000+00:002007-03-07T21:57:00.000+00:00like omg, that was so like, omg, so fucken hallari...like omg, that was so like, omg, so fucken hallarious...!!!!Sam https://www.blogger.com/profile/05664912896190639804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-33551964435092809002007-03-07T21:40:00.000+00:002007-03-07T21:40:00.000+00:00^^^ BPB is still kidnapped, she is in Mexico we th...^^^ BPB is still kidnapped, she is in Mexico we think. <I>I think</I> Number Six is thwarting her rescue, but no matter how many times I bring it up, all the other Agents just ignore.welliwonthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17513448216649190388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-66964499768546523102007-03-07T21:31:00.000+00:002007-03-07T21:31:00.000+00:00what happened to Brit Pop Baby? I have'nt seen he...what happened to Brit Pop Baby? I have'nt seen her post lately. Is she still a part of JW?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-73813674026854304472007-03-07T21:08:00.000+00:002007-03-07T21:08:00.000+00:007:04 here. OK. So mesh fabric is "breathable..." e...7:04 here. OK. So mesh fabric is "breathable..." etc. but what does "performance" describe? And the thing is, Jake was going back to Morocco and maybe he needed something particular for that climate. Or maybe he was so rushed to get to NYC he didn't have time to pack properly...OMG!! I would have loved to have shared a plane ride with him!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-65234527463937313302007-03-07T20:45:00.000+00:002007-03-07T20:45:00.000+00:00^^ and also because you're only allowed to see him...^^ and also because you're only allowed to see him from behind, apparently =P. poor girl. hey, at least from behind is better than nothing, right? (i'm referring to myself here ;)<BR/><BR/>girls, you're killing me here-- mesh underwear?! hahaha...salailamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198455465405759241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-9055225676653787082007-03-07T20:11:00.000+00:002007-03-07T20:11:00.000+00:00PG, you mean jake in RL isn't EXACTLY as he appear...<I>PG, you mean jake in RL isn't EXACTLY as he appears in the JW movie?</I><BR/><BR/>Well, I guess I can't really say since I wouldn't know personally... *sends a pointed look towards the east* <BR/><BR/>Snicker.Becky Heinekehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13761434453341152193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-29898321599420790702007-03-07T19:59:00.000+00:002007-03-07T19:59:00.000+00:00I am, like, dead right now and I don't even know h...<I>I am, like, dead right now and I don't even know how I'm typing this. </I><BR/><BR/>We feel your pain (pleasure), Kitty. And oh, Cina, that vision of the Pro Mesh Boxer Briefs could interrupt your sleep tonight.Elenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10751036975211669642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-73093075296534411422007-03-07T19:37:00.000+00:002007-03-07T19:37:00.000+00:00Breathable performance mesh fabric keeps you cool ...<I>Breathable performance mesh fabric keeps you cool and dry </I><BR/><BR/>snortKayDeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13819351979205012204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-3346672523220533902007-03-07T19:34:00.000+00:002007-03-07T19:34:00.000+00:00Cina, that link, like, killed me. No. I'm not even...<I>Cina, that link, like, killed me. No. I'm not even kidding. I am, like, dead right now and I don't even know how I'm typing this. Just, like, damn.</I><BR/><BR/>I know!!! It's, like, <I>so</I> the hottest thing, like, <I>ever!!</I>cinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902165640305276490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-17524294073435727842007-03-07T19:23:00.000+00:002007-03-07T19:23:00.000+00:00And even before that, I may have swapped some of h...<I>And even before that, I may have swapped some of her personality traits with Jake's...artistic license and entertainment value and all that...</I><BR/><BR/>what?! no! PG, you mean jake in RL isn't EXACTLY as he appears in the JW movie? hehe. am i the only one who thought the doofy, clueless jake was kind of a turn-on =P?salailamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15198455465405759241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-12289705690347805622007-03-07T19:20:00.000+00:002007-03-07T19:20:00.000+00:00It should be fairly clear, I would think. Performa...It should be fairly clear, I would think. Performance briefs are for...erm....performers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-53787120272481094832007-03-07T19:04:00.000+00:002007-03-07T19:04:00.000+00:00Thanks for the link. I need to know. What are "per...Thanks for the link. I need to know. What are "performance briefs"????? <BR/><BR/>On another note, I read somewhere, that people who are really decisive and make important decisions regularly often have trouble deciding on a menu selection or on what kind of underwear to buy. So, in RL, Jake must be like REALLY decisive. Either that or he lost a contact and couldn't see. But seriously. What are "performance briefs" ???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-38536911414015677292007-03-07T18:10:00.000+00:002007-03-07T18:10:00.000+00:00Cina, that link, like, killed me. No. I'm not ev...Cina, that link, like, killed me. No. I'm not even kidding. I am, like, dead right now and I don't even know how I'm typing this. Just, like, damn.Kitty Fangirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14965153688909063328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-30829112454532782832007-03-07T18:03:00.000+00:002007-03-07T18:03:00.000+00:00Now...if somebody had caught him buying SOCKS....t...Now...if somebody had caught him buying SOCKS....that would knock the situation in Iraq right off the front page wouldn't you say??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-88118818954592768802007-03-07T17:49:00.000+00:002007-03-07T17:49:00.000+00:00I was just going to mention this, if someone hadn'...I was just going to mention this, if someone hadn't already done so. I read this on celebritynation and instantly freaked out in a happy sort of way. It's so cute and amusing, but mainly cute and makes me smile.Local Celebrityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10558005532805519473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25249736.post-19411821186621024172007-03-07T17:45:00.000+00:002007-03-07T17:45:00.000+00:00Apparently this is what he ended up buying. Isn't ...Apparently <A HREF="http://www.freshpair.com/Calvin-Klein-Pro-Mesh-Boxer-Brief-U4103.html" REL="nofollow">this</A> is what he ended up buying. Isn't that, like, SO HOT? I'm like, freaking out!! Like, seriously!cinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06902165640305276490noreply@blogger.com