HERE it is.
JAKE BUYING UNDERWEAR!!! JAKE, LIKE, FREAKING STANDING IN A STORE BUYING FREAKING UNDERWEAR?!?! Can you believe he, like, buys underwear?!?!?!?!??! I would die. OMG. Just thinking about, like, what I would do if I was in the store, makes me want to die. And if I was there, I would die. I would, like, fall over dead. And DIE! Just thinking about him, like, holding underwear in his hands, like, makes feel all light-headed and stuff. Like, underwear that he might actually put on. OMG. I gotta stop. I'm, like, dead. No, but one more thing, because I, like, got on the computer and found a picture of the store. Are you ready? I mean, are you, like, really ready, because you are going to die once I show this to you. OMG, this is the store where Jake G was buying underwear:
Editor's Note: Yes, this is the same Kitty Fangirl as starred opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in the winter hit of 2007, The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies. As I'm sure is becoming clear, PG took some liberties with her character when committing Kitty to paper...much as she did everyone else in the film. Kitty seems kinda...flakey or something. But we're going to let her blog for us every now and again anyway.