Whilst Jake is absently frockling I thought we should take this precious time to assess every aspect of our fandom.
Now I don't like to make too many declarations about my beliefs and whatnot because I change my mind more than Lindsay Lohan changes her BMI. Do I believe in aliens? Monday through Wednesday, yes. Thursday through Sunday, no. How do I feel about Ben Affleck? 7am to 1pm, I'm glad he's turned his life around after the whole Bennifer thing. 1.01pm to 6.59am, dude can still not act. See?
But I stand before you now, casting all doubts aside, firm as Vin Diesel's ass, to make this statement: I prefer Wolverine Jake over Shaven Jake.
There. I said it and I'm never going back. But what about the rest of you? Please take a stand now and then we can divide into Beardies vs Smoothies and then fight to death. No nunchunks or brass knuckles.