Keep them short! Three lines max because I can't focus after that. The wittiest court jester will win this awesome bike so they can keep up with Jake and the rest of the Raleigh Crew (
Winner from last time:claire said...
"Hey, won't don't you try selling this great magazine? Its called The Big Issue and all the homeless tramps do it in the UK"
Congratulations, you win that postcard Jake sent us from Mars!
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awsome bike, no dog damn....
Should this not be a case of back away from my man??
Yes totally a case of BACK away from my man!
Jake's really into learning about the customs of the native Inuits. First, he went on the "Ellen" show & taught Ellen DeGeneres their throat song. Here, at the ESPY Awards, he demonstrates to Matthew McConaughey the Inuit nose-rub greeting.
Who is the guy in the white suit???
White suit guy's thinking:
I didn’t know Brokeback was on!
"I have the flask in my coat pocket"
Jesus Matthew will you uncross yer legs!Yer big girls blouse!
Jake,you are far tooo good for this crowd.
I just realized I'm jealous of Matthew McConaughey ...ugh it not a nice feeling either!
No longer child's play, the age old game of eye-to-eye contact made it's mainstream debut in this year's ESPYs, as masterfully demonstrated by Jake "Da Pupil" Gyllenhaal and Matthew "McGlint" McConaughey. Stare on fellas, stare on!
Lol, this is where I got my influence from:
http://www.unflinchingtriumph.com
=D
"Come on, Matthew, say it once....
Ennis DelMar!"
"I have the flask in my coat pocket"
Heehee!!
Matt: "You should've worn the spandex."
Jake: "Here?"
Matt: "I told your ass looked hot..."
Oops... should've been "I told YOU your ass looked hot."
Damn! Now it's ruined! ;)
Jake: No way! You know I'm not gonna tell you what happened after we left your party!
McCgngle;yghy's head makes Jake's look small.
My vote's for Gin.
White suit looks like he's both jealous and eavesdropping.
"My room. 11:30."
Your fly is open.
Miss Bearded Lady was wondering if this dog is potty trained?
...so when he gets on the bike you distract him - I'll have the superglue- then we'll see who's making 'liking it in the rear' jokes.
Oh those little dogs are the vicious...those little teeth are like needles!!.
Matthew McConaughey is freaking me out!
I wish Jake would stop hanging out with him!
Jake: Damned Matt, I wish I knew how to quit you. (pauses) See you at the men's room in 5 min.
Matt:OK (giggles)
Jake & Matthew: "1.. 2... 3... Eskimo kiss!"
White Suit Guy: "Gah-DAMN!"
oh wow!! I'm so excited - I won I won the last one! Thank you so much to the academy of jake wat..oh, this isn't my caption entry by the way.
~runs off to think of something equally as award winning to see if she can do a Tom Hanks and win 2 in row~
Jake: "our plan is working all the bitches want me!"
Matt: "Ya but i wanted you that was my plan!"
Your fly is open.
I love it. Now I am not trying to take this as my own or try and better this in anyway for my own good. But Joyce: I personally, you don't have to think this or change your caption,that you should add I want to get in to your caption. What do you think? You like?
Jake:"I've got a gun in my pocket. I am going to reach for it slowly. Don't move and you wont get hurt"
Brilliant idea Miss Twist I hereby amend my entry to: 'Your fly is open and I want to get into it'
Actually I want them both as entries!
Miss Twist I think you should amend yours to 'don't move and you will get hurt.' LOL
...so when he gets on the bike you distract him - I'll have the superglue- then we'll see who's making 'liking it in the rear' jokes.
Ahaha, joycedavenport, that is awesome.
Enjoyed a lot!
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