Thursday, July 06, 2006
I've never been too fond of cycling ever since a Ford Escort kindly helped me dismount from my bike in the middle of a main road. I repaid it's gesture by using the full force of my body to give a lovely crackle effect across it's windscreen.
Jake, on the otherhand, seems to be having no such trouble. No longer content with cycling along side mortals he has moved onto to fellow Hollywood A-listers, Tour de France champs and a mystery bald bloke who I would love to be Richard O'Brien but probably isn't.
I shouldn't think Lance Armstrong knows the meaning of a lesiurely bike ride and Matthew MacConanaggyninny definitely looks the competitive type so I should think Jake had a hardcore work out. I hope the Richard O'Brien-a-like was singing The Time Warp as he tagged along behind.
Posted by britpopbaby at 1:45 PM