Tuesday, June 27, 2006

RUBIC RODEO

I'm changing the name of the Rubic Rodeo to Caption Corelli's Mandolin because they coined the phrase on Big Brother's Big Mouth a few weeks back and it made me laugh heartily for approximately 32 seconds. I know it has nothing to do with Jake but it's my blog and I'll change the titles of things if I want to.

Remember to keep it short and looky at what the winner gets:


Okay, caption away:

35 comments:

Nothing Really Matters said...

It’s a pain when stars want to get up a leave. Shown here by this random or at lest I think she is, is how to keep a star interested.

Girl: Ha, Ha, Ha, just look at that, how funny! Can’t you see come closer, look I’ll point it out! Ha, Ha, Ha. (Maybe i can drug him?).

Jake being the kind hearted soul he is, took a look just to make the random feel good. How sweet.

Simon Agent 002 said...

Where's Moby's spacesuit when I need it?

The Bearded Lady said...

Look what lands on your bench when you don't spray.

Holly said...

Girl: 8 down. 10 letters. Winner of the 2006 Bafta for best supporting actor. Any ideas?

~DKBB~ said...

Oh, holly! That's PERFECT! :)

Anonymous said...

Is that nose real?

Diana Rigg said...

How much room do I have to slide down this bench?...hmm

nice anonymous said...

"''Crash' Owes a Debt to Dickens,' says Roger Ebert. Ha! As if! He says he thinks it's the best film of 2005. Hmmmmm, I disagree. What do you think, sir? Say, you're not from this neighborhood, are you? You look awfully familiar."

Valerie said...

Look - I am not answering one of those personal ads again. Not after that guy showed up last time expecting me to dress up as a gay cowboy...why do people keep doing that anyway?

Anonymous said...

@Nice Anom. that's the best!LMAO

JoyceDavenport said...

Girl: ...and this is where I'd like us to live after the wedding.

Jake: Er...I have to go now- I have an appointment with my stopping smoking counsellor.

Jordan said...

Girl: See!! That's me in the bushes! Right behind you, right there. I've been stalking you since your plane touched down Wednesday morning.

Jake: Um wow (laughs nervously), that's not insane at all.

Miss Twist said...

Girl: C-A-T! See I can read, wow I feel intelegent! Want some cookies and m-i-l-k?!
Jake: Well done on that achievement! *gets up and walks away, leaving Ms Brain-dead trying to say Gyllenhaal*
Jake(to himself): Why do I always get approached by dummies, oh I know: it's cause the clever ones are stalking me within an inch of my life.

Miss Twist said...

Bpb: I also enjoyed the "Caption Hook" that BBBM exhibited a couple of weeks ago, I don't know why but that just tickled me. And I too Bpb share your love for the ball bags...I mean Russel's humour!

Anonymous said...

have you seen these pics upclose?....she has a interesting face ...

msdonniedarko said...

i dont even know what to say im just heart broken that he is even listening to her who ever she is!

The Bearded Lady said...

Well at least he trys to make us feel better by leaning away from her.

msdonniedarko said...

ya maby he dosent like her!

claire said...

"Hey, won't don't you try selling this great magazine? Its called The Big Issue and all the homeless tramps do it in the UK"

nice anonymous said...

"I was just looking at the poetry readings in the Event listings here im Time-Out New York. Hey, you wouldn't happen to be related to the poet Stephen Gyllenhaal, would you? I mean, he's hot. Have you seen the guy's butt? It's so fine! He's just got a new book out, did you hear?"

Anonymous said...

Girl: -Look, look, it says right here: "Saggitarius: Hot n' steamy romance on a bench with dark stranger wearing really tight pants expected"!

claire said...

oops, major typo going on in my original post! i meant 'why' and not 'won't'. Dammit, thats spoilt my chances!

Anonymous said...

Girl: OMG! I just LOVE Justin Timberlake! But who is that biotch in the red gown!...Did you watch the MTV awards? I missed them. Had to work..."

Jake4Luck said...

girl: Hey look! It's you! Oh my God...are you famous or something??

Jake4Luck said...

Girl: Hey Look! It's you! Oh My God, are you famous or something?

Jake: Please be quiet and don't call attention to me. They always seem to catch me eating lately!!
Sorry...but you're too skinny to hide behind!!

nice anonymous said...

Girl: "I was just looking at the poetry readings in the Event listings here im Time-Out New York. Hey, you wouldn't happen to be related to the poet Stephen Gyllenhaal, would you? I mean, he's hot. Have you seen the guy's butt? It's so fine! He's just got a new book out, did you hear?"

Jake: Ummm, yeah. [Thinks: Better not tell Mom about this encounter.
Jeesh, what is it with Dad these days? He's hotter than I am. Just look at BritPopBaby's blog. It's SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT ME.]

only1annabel said...

Girl: Ha ha look at this guys name (points to a pic of Jake) how do you say that...Gillenhal..no um Gilaleianahall...nah...ha ha poor guy what a name! (notices Jake's bemused face)
Girl: Wait...is this?! You look just like...has anyone ever told you your the spitting image of this Gilalenhail chap?!
Jake: Um...

Smurfeyshmoo said...

Jake: Good thing I wore my sneakers instead of my clogs today...it's so damn hard to run away in clogs.

Anonymous said...

Girl " DUDE! You've got to get a Dell!"

Jake: "NO WAY!... and the prices are so LOW! A FREE 17 IN FLAT MONITOR AND RAM UPGRADE! I need to go buy one NOW! Dude I DO need a DELL!"

Eric said...

Girl: Hey...This person looks just like you. And your wearing those same sunglasses...and that same shirt...you don't change clothes much, do ya?

Silver said...

The incident that led the senate to prohibit teaching students on a bench.

Girl: Now repeat after me. Its Gyll-en-hall. come on. Gyll-en-hall. Say it! Say it before I spank you.

Jake: Really???

JoyceDavenport said...

Look- it says some guy called Jake Gylillenhill is the hottest man on the planet- boy I wish I could meet him!

JoyceDavenport said...

PS - Brits- looks like we've been spammed by a computer manufacturer- wanna sue?

fishhead said...

See? It says here: "Auditions for 'Grease.'" I'm auditioning for Rizzo but I REALLY want to get Sandy. I'm wearing her pants!

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