Keep them short! Three lines max because I can't focus after that. The wittiest court jester will win this awesome bike so they can keep up with Jake and the rest of the Raleigh Crew (dog not included - fuck it, dog included!): Winner from last time:
claire said... "Hey, won't don't you try selling this great magazine? Its called The Big Issue and all the homeless tramps do it in the UK"
Congratulations, you win that postcard Jake sent us from Mars!