Ken: So, basically, at the sound of your theme song, you come down the stairs, center yourself, dish out the usual thanks; 'My campaign team, my family, everyone who voted for me, my long misplaced puggle Boo, yadda, yadda, yadda...', then if you wanna throw out some love to Jack Nicholson and Paul Giamatti, who will apparently be sat in the front row on the night of your election victory, I think that be a crowd-pleaser. Next, if you wanna get in some witty jibes about the losers and how much they suck, go for it; just don't mention Monica and sucking in the same sentence though 'cos thats just low. Then basically reinforce your election promise of curing the whole world, give some props to JK Rowling then exit stage left into the adoring arms of Meryl Streep and, if we can get them, the Dixie Chicks....right, any questions?
Jake: Do you honestly think I'll make those stairs in my dress?
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LMFAO!! That's all I can utter at the moment!
*bwahahaha*
Welcome back Brit!
LOL, This campaign is really starting to shape up!
Good work everyone! We are working on legislation to lower the eligibility age for US citizens who can run for the Presidency.
PS: Check out this kick ass blog:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/
Britpopbabe you're back! The world can start running again on real time!
Thank you! I went on holiday.
Hey! I love the Jake in '08 Myspace page, what a great idea!
BREAKING NEWS!!:
V. President Dick (Darth Vadar) Cheney has benn hospilizied for a pacemaker. Trust me, he has been dead for years.
Correction, he had the battery replaced in his pacemaker. Here's hoping that the battery's expiration dat is : 9/5/06
LMFAO2 Im with Cina! So how can people who arnt american vote? I think Jake should be the president of the WORLD!
Bwahahaha, brilliant Brit!
Hope you had a wonderful holiday.
PS: I hope Jake is having a restful time away!
ROFLMAO!
Can't wait to see the dress... Wonder if we could get Versaci on board...
LOL
OT: Jake first choice to play former NY Jet player Joe Namath:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07292007/gossip/liz/broadway_joe_on_big_screen__liz_liz_smith.htm
Probably just another rumor, we will see!
Ha, ha, ha!!!! Jake doesn't look too thrilled in that pic, and BTW where has Jake been? I hopehe is having a relaxing vacation, but I miss him!
Bpb, that was the perfect picture to go with your perfect writing, I mean recording, of Ken.
And Jake, forget about the dress, that's easy. If I were you I'd worry more about coming down those stairs in your SJP Sex And The City stilettos.
Can anyone tell me if jake is gonna be in LA during September? Does anyone know his schedule???
Ha-ha! Make it up the stairs in his dress? Come on Jake, be original and have a short length dress and show off those sexy legs!
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