"Yes, Mr Gyllenhaal. I can appreciate your concern, and no, they shouldn't be in your bushes, but you're really doing yourself no favours with the tongue thing, buddy. Fans gotta get their thrills. Try slug pellets."
Anyone else bothered by the fact that this officer has his hand on his gun?! Is he perhaps feeling threatened by the tongue?
I wonder if Jake's ever considered setting up a police detail around his block. The LAPD are mean and if I were a paparazzo, I'd steer clear. Then again, if I were a paparazzo I'd do the right thing and kill myself.
Jake's in Cannes!!!!!!!!! Delighted. I hope there are agents in place with cameras, cleavage, gin, rum, a good crisp pinot grigio, and anything else they might need to distract him and get him to the villa!!!!! Then again, He might invite them onto his yacht which would really be the very best thing.
I think Jake is talking to the policemen so that they can stage a massive assault on the paps while Jake is in France. That way he has "buffers."
I wanna be in Cannes!!!!!! I just have 45 more pounds to lose and some minor surgery to drag certain parts of my face, my derriere' and my decollete' "back up where they belong!" otherwise I'd be like all over the South of France like white on rice right NOW! I'd have my bikinis and my skimpy tops and cut offs and several designer originals, actual couture, baby. And I'd be hittin' all the partays and stylin' and havin' big fun. And Jake would be there. And he'd see me across the dance floor. And we'd be singin' to each other as we moved closer and closer "Nobody wanna see us together, no, oohoooh! Ooohhoo!" and like that and...what?...WHAT???... OK. Gotta go take my meds.
I wanna be in Cannes!!!!!! I just have 45 more pounds to lose and some minor surgery to drag certain parts of my face, my derriere' and my decollete' "back up where they belong!" otherwise I'd be like all over the South of France like white on rice right NOW! I'd have my bikinis and my skimpy tops and cut offs and several designer originals, actual couture, baby. And I'd be hittin' all the partays and stylin' and havin' big fun. And Jake would be there. And he'd see me across the dance floor. And we'd be singin' to each other as we moved closer and closer "Nobody wanna see us together, no, oohoooh! Ooohhoo!" and like that and...what?...WHAT???... OK. Gotta go take my meds.
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Shit! They found my hideout!
Although I would like to point out that I am indifferent to slug pellets.
Anyone else bothered by the fact that this officer has his hand on his gun?! Is he perhaps feeling threatened by the tongue?
I wonder if Jake's ever considered setting up a police detail around his block. The LAPD are mean and if I were a paparazzo, I'd steer clear. Then again, if I were a paparazzo I'd do the right thing and kill myself.
*thud*
I've been away from this site for far too long.
Jake will be on the BBC Radio 1 tomorrow (Wednesday 16th) between 2.30 and 3.00pm from Cannes talking to James King.
Jake's in Cannes!!!!!!!!! Delighted. I hope there are agents in place with cameras, cleavage, gin, rum, a good crisp pinot grigio, and anything else they might need to distract him and get him to the villa!!!!! Then again, He might invite them onto his yacht which would really be the very best thing.
I think Jake is talking to the policemen so that they can stage a massive assault on the paps while Jake is in France. That way he has "buffers."
I wanna be in Cannes!!!!!! I just have 45 more pounds to lose and some minor surgery to drag certain parts of my face, my derriere' and my decollete' "back up where they belong!" otherwise I'd be like all over the South of France like white on rice right NOW! I'd have my bikinis and my skimpy tops and cut offs and several designer originals, actual couture, baby. And I'd be hittin' all the partays and stylin' and havin' big fun. And Jake would be there. And he'd see me across the dance floor. And we'd be singin' to each other as we moved closer and closer "Nobody wanna see us together, no, oohoooh! Ooohhoo!" and like that and...what?...WHAT???... OK. Gotta go take my meds.
I wanna be in Cannes!!!!!! I just have 45 more pounds to lose and some minor surgery to drag certain parts of my face, my derriere' and my decollete' "back up where they belong!" otherwise I'd be like all over the South of France like white on rice right NOW! I'd have my bikinis and my skimpy tops and cut offs and several designer originals, actual couture, baby. And I'd be hittin' all the partays and stylin' and havin' big fun. And Jake would be there. And he'd see me across the dance floor. And we'd be singin' to each other as we moved closer and closer "Nobody wanna see us together, no, oohoooh! Ooohhoo!" and like that and...what?...WHAT???... OK. Gotta go take my meds.
There's a fascinating article in Radar Magazine I found on ONTD talking about the paparazzi. I highly reccommendit.
Jake´s in Cannes! OMG! Palm d´oro to him!
Does that cop know how lucky he is????? To be that close to greatness. OMGGGGGG :)
What's written on his cap? Can anyone make it out?
Thanks for yet another fantastic photo!!!!!!!
^^^That's his Great Western Landscape cap. Previously seen here in January.
How sad is it that I knew that, and right where to find the previous appearance? :P
"...but you're really doing yourself no favours with the tongue thing, buddy. Fans gotta get their thrills. Try slug pellets."
ROFLMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh to start my day, BPB!
CMC, LMAO !!!
I feel your pain!
"...but you're really doing yourself no favours with the tongue thing, buddy. Fans gotta get their thrills. Try slug pellets."
No wonder I couldn't find any slug pellets at the store - Jake bought them all.
Yeah! Jake's is in Cannes. What an honor it is to have your picture in competetion there. I hope the whole cast and Fincher are thee for the event.
Ooooh... tongue...
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