Actual Picture of Jake's Actual Clothes
Actual Picture of Jake in His Actual Gay Cowboy ShirtSpeaking of shirts, by request, we've added two new t-shirt designs : Jungle Jake and Safari Jake (HERE). Also known as Jake-Being-Chased-By-A-Lion (original seen HERE) and Jake-Being-Chased-By-An-Elephant (original seen HERE). Our shirts don't cost hundreds of dollars, either, so I would suggest buying from us and not Jake. :)
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Our shirts don't cost hundreds of dollars, either, so I would suggest buying from us and not Jake. :)
Meeeoww! ;) But seriously, for someone who is so patently oblivious to your existence, he sure does have a tendency to follow your lead, doesn't he? :D
I think what it comes down to is a PR staff that would be more effective if replaced by dyslexic monkeys. Why he doesn't just hire you, I don't know...
Wow Gyllenhaal's actual clothes!! If only he was included in the price!!
On another note, anyone else heard the rumours that Jake and Reese Witherspoon have confirmed their reltationship?? She's cool and all that but I'm a little suprised if its true.
May I gently request that we not discuss those rumors here? There's a thread in the forums that seems to be for that type of speculation. Sorry, but if I have to see a terrific JW post turned into a rumor fest, I'm going to cry.
Quote from Ebay:
Both the shirt and the jeans are well-worn by Jake and have been kept in the sealed bag that they came in since the auction. They still have a smell of cologne to them.
*Cina drops dead to the floor*
THUD.
I wonder what Jake's favorite cologne is.
If I ever learn its name, I will not, of course, run out & purchase a bottle, for my own nefarious purposes.
No, I will not. I will restrain myself.
For about a day & a half ...
"Both the shirt and the jeans are well-worn by Jake and have been kept in the sealed bag that they came in since the auction. They still have a smell of cologne to them."
*feeling woozy, swaying on feet*
Cina....move....over....
*THUD*
BTW, LOVE Jake's "Gay Cowboy" tee!
Where in the world could he have possibly obtained one of those adorable shirts??
Wow! That really elevates the bar, PG! eBay's promo about "the smell of cologne." I say we ship all our goods thru Cologne Germany...then we can say the same thing! Actually. I think Jake is trying very hard, without seeming too obvious, to communicate his affection for JW. He wants to do what you do. He can't actually come out and SAY that. I mean there are other fans out there and ppl would feel slighted unnecessarily. So he's being subtle.
nice anon, you think you could afford a bottle of jake's cologne?
and am i the only one who think that well worn clothes, not washed but seald in a plastic bag, are kinda yuk? even if they smell of gyllensweat, it is still a sweat.
basically, what i mean to say is: BUY FRESH AND NEW JAKEWATCH TEES!
That anon 3:46, "feeling woozy" post was from me...
See what Jake does to me?? I even forget to put my own id in a post! Sheesh...
kaydee said: "...and am i the only one who think that well worn clothes, not washed but seald in a plastic bag, are kinda yuk? even if they smell of gyllensweat, it is still a sweat."
Not to get too gross on y'all, but I think I'd buy his pee-stained underwear.
^^^See, this is why I shouldn't be reading JW at work. ROFL!!!
I'm going to promise to be a good girl from now on and not take advantage of the bosses being out for the day.
Starting Monday. Because tomorrow I'm off anyway.
OMG I'm soo buying that Gay Cowboy-shirt!! It's awesome.
Cina and ncwoman? Can I join you on the floor?!
Thanks!
*THUD*
"Not to get too gross on y'all, but I think I'd buy his pee-stained underwear."
Love it! But yeah kinda gross!!
How did I miss that about the cologne?! I underestimated his marketing abilities 'cause shit. He's good. :)
KayDee, I just did my taxes, so yeah, if that refund comes through, I think I might be able to spring for the smallest available bottle of Jake's cologne. Or maybe I could go to the perfume counter & see if they give out free samples. Or at least a spritz ... so I'd know what the true Eau de Gyllenhaal really smells like, and I'd feel, momentarily, as if I were in The Actual Presence. (Probably for authenticity's sake, it would have to be mingled with a faint scent of wet dog -- knowing that walking & horsing around with his two animals is one of Jake's common everyday occupations.)
I saw a puggle the other day, standing on top of the bench it was tied to, outside a deli. It was pretty adorable.
That picture of Jake in the gay cowboy tee made me realise that I miss the Gyllenwolf!!
Hi agents,
I haven't been here for ages.. but saw in Wsedish tabloid Expressen that Jake and Reese W is a couple. Can anyone please confirm??!!?
/Katie of Sweden
Alright, let's up the ante here, Jakey boy. If that's the way it's gotta be. All JW clothes will come doused with britpopbaby's perfume. It's J.Lo's 'Live' - what more do you want? Febreeze?
"All JW clothes will come doused with britpopbaby's perfume. It's J.Lo's 'Live'"
Mmh....I was just about to order JakeWatch shirts...but J.Lo?????
Can I choose Febreeze? :-)))
I think Jake is trying very hard, without seeming too obvious, to communicate his affection for JW. He wants to do what you do.
that's seriously the only explanation! britpop, j.lo's live, really? hahaha.
katie of sweden, only1annabel, hope you guys don't think we're giving you the brush-off, but i think we're trying to avoid discussing those rumors here. check out the forum, tho, it's nice!
Acqua Di Britpop! Oh I’m tingling at the thought!
Personally id be worried buying Jakes clothes, they dont have anything Jake about them, nothing can proove anyway. Im with Kaydee... Everyone just buy JW. ( i wear Jlo too! Its ony of the many i have, so no need to spray the shirt ill order bpb haha (im still trying to decide which one i want!)
Move over, move over! The smell of Jake's cologne???
*THUD*
Agent Vx3 wakes up just long enough to state that she's received an e-mail that her JW T-shirt order has already been shipped and is on its way!
Squeeeeeee!
(Oh, and the thought of people wandering around in public wearing shirts showing Jake being chased by elephants and lions just cracks the hell out of me! LOLOL!)
ncwoman you didn't gross me out at all!!! My problem is I understand exactly how you feel! LOL! Can you imagine what it's like to have Jake roaming around in your life? A casually familiar presence? I mean, like, he's hangin' out at a mutual friend's house for a casual dinner? Or he lives in the neighborhood? And he's got that flirty style and...how does anyone manage to keep their hands off him?
I don't think it's possible. And I think he knows it.
nice anonymous said...
I wonder what Jake's favorite cologne is.
Why do I think it's Armani's Acqua di Gio? (which is a wonderful fragrance, so I hope it's true.)
hmmmmmmm....Jake's cologne.....
My personal favorite is Drakkar.
*thinks about Jake smelling like Drakkar.....*
*DEAD*
NONONONO...WAIT!!!
How could I forget?? The BEST smelling men's cologne on earth....
Dolce & Gabbana
Oh God, I'm dead here....
I bet it's something Armani whipped up for him...or maybe it's Burberry. Wish we knew! I'd buy some to sprinkle on my pillow...yes. I would.
Okay, I know I'm in the minority here, but the truth is, I'm just not interested in Jake's artifacts. I also don't really give a shit about seeing him for two minutes at some promotional event.
No, I'm lying about that. I'd go if it were something I could do easily. But I wouldn't make elaborate arrangements to do it. Because what i want from him I'm never going to get by standing behind a rope screaming his name.
My dream is a real-world random/chance/fate/it-was-meant-to be encounter somewhere in which we interact as two individuals on the same level--because that's how people are meant to relate to one another. I don't want to be some fan to him. I want to be a person.
I realize that this probably makes me the scariest person here. I think I'll go hide now.
Tell you what, when I read the ebay description that said the clothes still carried the scent of his cologne I swooned then made a very unladylike THUD on the floor. When I woke up I was in a little puddle of drool.
And YES - I would buy Jake's dirty worn clothes that smelled of his manly sweat. I'd buy his worn socks, I'd buy his worn jocks.
(swooning again)
coffeecat
OMG Agents and fans thudding all over the place! For the love of Pete, Jake! Tell us what aftershave you wear... actually when he's Gyllenwolf it wouldn't really matter. I bet he smells great no matter what, I mean, come on! I'd die just to smell coffee on the guy!
*Shudders, Faints!*
You know what needs to go in the JW store next don't you?
Jake Watch: The Scent
A subtle blend of fanaticism and desire with just a hint of cherry and free from the pesky whiff of self-control. Warning: Contains nuts
Call me cherita (3:59) - I am TOTALLY with you! I feel exactly the same way.
Call me Cherita : I totally agree too!!!
OT: I love your name...I always considered Cherita my "alter-ego" in Donnie Darko.
i think jake would smell sort of like apples...
OT: New pics on IHJ of Jake and he doesn't look to happy! It looks like he is giving the evils to the stalkarazzi.
http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=Pictures&action=display&num=1175240733
anneka's alias said:
"Jake Watch: The Scent
A subtle blend of fanaticism and desire with just a hint of cherry and free from the pesky whiff of self-control. Warning: Contains nuts"
ROFLMAO!!!!
The first thing I noticed with the new pics at IHJ was that he's cut his hair again. It looks nice, but I kinda liked his longer hair. But who caaaares?! I'd gladly take him any size, shape and form! ;P
Aw, c'mon, you guys! Jake has boogers just like everyone else!
I agree! Call Me Cherita. I don't want Jake to view me as a fan, but as a person. And yes, I fanatasize about "running into him" at some quiet cofee shop or breakfast spot, etc. There's only one reason to stand at the rope line...I wanna SEE him. And since I may only get that one shot, so be it. Bcz in RL, as Jack Nicholson said, "Maybe this is as good as it gets." LOL!
from Anon: ..."bet he smells great no matter what, I mean, come on! I'd die just to smell coffee on the guy!"
You and me both honey! Swoons again.
I'm not sure what Jake "really" smells like. I think it would be sweet herbs and fresh mountain air. No matter what the scent, it would be addictive and make you want more-more-more.
cc33
Anneka's Alias said...
Jake Watch: The Scent
A subtle blend of fanaticism and desire with just a hint of cherry and free from the pesky whiff of self-control. Warning: Contains nuts
Did you just write that yourself? That was incredible! And hells yes, that's something I'd buy in a heartbeat!
I'm not sure what Jake "really" smells like.
maybe cashmere and goat's blood? or bananas and straw? i can't decide =/
JW stuff is way more better, sorry Jake!!
PS: Maybe PG and Brit could spray a little Old Spice on the T-shirts!
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