I mean, there's no way around it. We have to have an emergency Sock Watch RIGHT FREAKING NOW.
- COLOR: Dark grey, although the purposefully fuzzy picture quality makes it impossible to rule out black (damn you, Paramount; DAMN YOU!).
- TYPE: Of the leisure variety.
- HEIGHT: Perfectly snug at mid-calf.
- OVERALL STATUS: Conflicted...can we really be this excited about a pair of socks Jake himself likely did not pick out? Survey says? Hell yes.
Yeah, I think someone's feeling the pressure now that 50% of The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies has been released and 100% of Zodiac remains behind lock and key, but bribing the audience with gratuitous sock footage?! Too far, my friends. Too far.
And it doesn't even stop there. This promotional thing is pretty much out of control at this point. Check HERE for some production photos, including this one of Jake looking adorably forlorn and dorky:
Aww. And there's more! Watch for Jake on "The Late Show with David Letterman" on Monday, February 26 (the day before his scheduled appearance on Conan).
And there's more! Just kidding. That's all. If that ain't enough for you, I'd say there's no pleasing you. I need to go lie down. We haven't had this much news around here since Jake went to France.
Screencaps from IHJ.