10-4, big guy. But, uh, what are you doing with Ennis's shirt?
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Friday, December 01, 2006
OH, JAKE!
If you wanted us to buy you a belt for your birthday, you should have just said something! Luckily, we here at Jake Watch are highly skilled at deciphering the coded messages you so cleverly hide for us in paparazzi pictures.
10-4, big guy. But, uh, what are you doing with Ennis's shirt?
Pics from IHJ.
10-4, big guy. But, uh, what are you doing with Ennis's shirt?
Pics from IHJ.
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Admit it, ProphecyGirl: This was just an excuse for you to post several consecutive crotch shots of Jake.
He appears self-conscious. Could also be that he's got an itch ... or he's remembering those paparazzi closeups posted a couple weeks ago & commented on incessantly on blogs everywhere.
The one thing I always like about these pap pics is they show Jake being just like every one else. He's human, his pants tie got loose, he had to hike them up a bit. He's so beautiful. Great to see him with Atticus. Love love love these photos.
I failed to see what the fuss was all about with those "OTHER" photos also. People need to lighten up in this country about stuff like this. Is it a surprise that Jake has man parts under his clothes? Not to me.
Sorry, got carried away there. Must be my maternal instincts.
Yes that is Peter and he's pushing the carriaage, Maggie is there too. Jake and Atticus are riding shotgun. Very protective brother.
Nooo, Jake...you're tugging them the wrong way!
^^^ Are you kidding? I worked long and hard for those crotch shots. You have to admit a certain artistic excellency to the whole 3D thing.
In hindsight, I catch believe I magnified 5 consecutive shots of his waistline and followed it up with the words "big boy." I swear to God it was completely unconscious. Where is my mind tonight???!
Sorry. "Big guy." As if it makes a difference. Actually, maybe it does.
"Catch?" I meant "can't!" GOOD LORD! See, I wasn't kidding. I really am totally spaced-out this evening.
Hey, Pg, nice 3D montage of Jake's loose trousers, not even his clothes can resist his "pushing" appeal and they "lose" it.
I love that stride of his. He really knows how to move.What a totally gorgeous, beautiful man.
Guess he saw the paps and was "tugging" to make sure things were where they should be. I think Beautiful Jake has become leaner and his pants are fitting looser.
Great pics, great thread PG. And really great interpretive pictures! It's all good!
Maybe we can get him some suspenders for his birthday, too? I´m sure they match pretty well with that grey cardigan he used to wear. Optimise the grandpa-look to perfection. :)
Are you kidding? I worked long and hard for those crotch shots. You have to admit a certain artistic excellency to the whole 3D thing.
yeah, I have noticed - well done PG, talented little girl
very nice 3D thing - it reminds me idea of hypercubus...and it reminds me S. Dali painting "Corpus Hypercubus"
http://www.revilo-oliver.com/Kevin-Strom-personal/Art/Corpus_Hypercubus.html
Sexy. Sexy, sexy, SEXAAAY!
That man sure has a sexy walk indeed. I've always thought that. My heart skips a beat just looking at PICTURES of him walk. I need help.
Even though it's been cold here, I bet Atti wanted to show off his Hot Furry DogBod to all the bitches in the neighborhood.
LOL!!
Ha! I think he remembered the "firestorm" his last set of pants pictures caused on the net! These look like the sam pants or similar??? He looks definately self-conscious.
nice trousers and nice cap, though i'd prefer him to show more of his beautiful face...
my his shoes are so white!
still no sight of boo though...
perhaps the big one ate him?
@newport girl!!! how could you forget that the threesome was to be with me! i'm offended ;)
Nice, um close ups PG!
Which big one, the canine or the humanoid? Maybe Boo was the Thanksgiving turkey, he's probably about the right size.
i meant the canine, but now that u mention it i'm not so sure. right size? hmm i'm not a size queen so i wouldn't know ;P
I thought you promised me a two-way.
anytime, newport girl
OT: Maggie was nominated for best actress for Sherrybaby/Satellite awards. This was sent to me by e-mail from Oscarwatch, i'll find a link.
Satellites Announcement
:
Motion Pictures
1. Actress In A Motion Picture, Drama
Name Title Of Film Studio
A. Penelope Cruz Volver Sony Pictures Classics
B. Helen Mirren The Queen Miramax
C. Judy Dench Notes On A Scandal Fox Searchlight
D. Gretchen Mol The Notorious Bettie Page Hbo
E. Maggie Gyllenhaal Sherrybaby Ifc
I agree, heddaparsons, he does look self-conscious....could it be? is it possible....naaaww! Jake! Are you goin' commando again?????
I don't know what I find more interesting: Jake trying to pull up his pants or the evil looks Peter is giving the stalkarazzi, actually the both looked pissed, including Atticus!
PS: Good news on Maggie's nomination, I have yet to see Sherrybaby but I did see Notes on a Scandal and Dench is scary good!
PSS: I love the new look of the forum!!
thanks, anon-- great line up for the satellite awards. have to say i was disappointed at maggie getting snubbed at the indie spirits-- i thought she was one of their faves!
anyway, newport girl, i def LOL'ed at more than one of your posts this morning: OMG, I hope he didn't get my rash/Or Boo's fleas./Maybe that's where Boo was, he was getting dipped. haha
PG, thoroughly impressed by the photoshop work here-- much more impressive that the childish arrows and such by perez. and nice catch too-- bet everyone else was too distracted by the stroller to notice such important details about jake's crotch, but we agents never lose focus =P
How can you lose focus when Jake is directing you with his hands!!!! Sweeeeet!
I really, really like that Satellites lineup for best actress. (But I wish there was a way to add Kate Winslet in "Little Children" to the sixth slot.) Maggie's in excellent company, and she truly belongs there. I'm glad to have another highly deserving Gyllenhaal to root for during the upcoming awards season.
I don't know what I'd do without the eagle eyes of Jake Watch agents. I looked at these photos and never noticed that Jake was pulling pants up. I'm also curious if he's going commando in these shots. Cause he was going commando in some other shots when he was in NYC and also wearing light colored pants. Maybe the same pants? I don't know. Anyway thanks for your report, please keep us informed of any other incidents
the more I look at it it DOES look like he's lost weight, all that biking will do that for ya. I wonder what kind of food Jake likes to eat? I don't think I've ever seen him eating sweets, like ice cream
the more I look at it it DOES look like he's lost weight, all that biking will do that for ya. I wonder what kind of food Jake likes to eat? I don't think I've ever seen him eating sweets, like ice cream
The pants are too long for Jake and obviously don't fit.
The pants aren't too long, they look exactly like the length of most of his pants and pants men his age, they tend to be a bit too long.
The reason for his pants falling down:
a. The waist is too big
b. He lost too much weight biking with Lance
c. He hasn't learned the proper use of a drawstring
I'll go with c
the thought of jake losing weight does some funny things to me - like awakening some (otherwise deeply hidden) maternal feelings. and it is def unhealthy, because my feelings at the sight of those pics and his... humm... midsection in particular are most certainly not of the motherly kind.
what was he doing???
did he know there were paps and was doing it for their benefit or he just didn't see them and the evil evil paps caught him in an uncomfortable private moment?
;)
c. He hasn't learned the proper use of a drawstring
I'll go with c
good for him.
and for us - such a nice view and so much room for speculation re: Jake's trousers ;P
Ah, our little Jake is once again having some pants trouble :)
It kind of looks in the third one like he is saying to the paparazzi "Bite me!"
If this was just an excuse to post pictures of Jake's crotch I can definitely respect and appreciate that, ProphecyGirl.
What does his hat say?
Yay for Maggie!!!! I'd LOVE to see her get an Oscar nomination for Sherrybaby. And she was amazing in Stranger than Fiction. I love that woman.
i like that one. he looks like a connaisseur admiring a piece of art.
and his beautiful blue eyes are so wide open and clearly visible...
not to mention the incredibly kissable mouth.
sigh.
oh squee and that one!!!!!
i'm squeeing on the floor, panting.
What does his hat say?
Great Western Landscape.
ah the efforts a jakefand undertakes to learn everything about the object of our investigation! :)
Jake's absolutely dropping hints about wanting a belt, because in the pictures of him on the set of Rendition he was leaning against his car and also pulling up his pants! Either that or he seriously has a rash...
Kaydee, both pictures are wonderful but the second OMG he's looking right at the camera.
Mpom, not only is he looking at the camera, he has that dreamy bed-eyed look on his face. hmmmmmm
gulp
Yes kaydee, it's been a long time but I do remember that look. That's when you know he's yours if you want him.
If you're any kind of woman to be proud of the next look you get is that wild hungry animal-look.
Nice investigating skills, Kaydee! And thanks...these are things we NEED to know.
Looks to me like Jake is wearing a pair of those cursed Rugby Pants with a draw string waist. Those damn things always bring on a bout of hiking and tugging.
What a handsome devil !
ok i must have totally missed something, ive been working way to hard! What do u guys mean when you talk about the 'other photos a few weeks back' and going comando? How can i miss that?!?!?! thanks to you guys and IHJ i usually know what jakes been doing before jake even does it! someone PLEASE fill me in!
the next look you get is that wild hungry animal-look.
animal look is so my thing. i love animal look, animal-like body and any kind of animalistic connotations in my man. :P
hmmm......ohhh...
kaydee
animal look is so my thing. i love animal look, animal-like body and any kind of animalistic connotations in my man. :P
When "he" gets that wild hungry animal look in "his" eye. Watch out. The look in your eye better be "fight, flight or give in"
Here is a really sweet article in the New York Observer about Jake, Robert Downey Jr. and Lance Armstrong at the Awards event that Jake received back in October. It's also a bit checky with the title, lol.
Jake and Lance Adopt!
“Nobody’s wearing any underwear at table 23,” joked Robert Downey Jr. from the lobster-shaped podium at the Americans for the Arts’ National Arts Awards Monday night at Cipriani 42nd Street. He was presenting the Young Artist Award for Artistic Excellence to Jake Gyllenhaal, who was sitting along with his friend Lance Armstrong at table 23.
“He’s just the real deal,” Mr. Downey said later of Mr. Gyllenhaal. The two had become close on a recent project. “What I respect about him is his process. The people that I hang out with, the people that I hang with that I’m close with, the people I respect—sometimes it’s an external thing, but largely it’s his character. Are you living by a set of principles that you really adhere to? And I see him doin’ it, and that’s why I got his back forever.”
Ditto for Mr. Gyllenhaal. “I love Robert,” he said, gesturing to the man across the table. “We worked together on a movie and we became really close after that. It’s very rare that you have an experience like that and you keep a real friendship. When you keep that connection and it means something and it’s deep to you, that’s awesome—and that’s what Robert and I have.”
The Brokeback Mountain star was also pleased to have his good buddy Lance Armstrong there for support in the seat next to him. “Our friendship was born out of a mutual appreciation for a lot of things—mostly just staying in shape. But we’ve become good friends, and he’s an awesome guy. He’s the personification of courage for most of the world, and it’s a real honor to be his friend.”
To complete the circle of love, Mr. Downey has also become close with Mr. Armstrong. “He’s an awesome guy. He’s been giving me guff ’cause I still smoke. He’s inspired me to quit—I mean, if he can beat cancer, I think I can beat cigarettes.”
—S.M.
All I have to say is....aww!
^^^ That should be "cheeky".
Exactly - AWWWW! LOL ;-)
Thanks for that get real!
I would like to add AWWWWW as well, thanks Get Real! I love Robert Downey, Jr. and what wonderful things he said about Jake in that interview. And this is one of the few times Jake has talked about his friendship with Lance. Thanks again!!
I agree hedda, he really said some wonderful stuff about Jake, really profound things. To me, this only goes to show what an incredibly great person Jake is.
..and that’s why I got his back forever.”
I almost got teary-eyed from that! So incredibly sweet.
I'm another one who admires Robert Downey, Jr. & wishes the best for him in his personal life & acting career. And I think Jake is exactly the kind of person that Robert ought to be hanging out with. They can do a lot of good for each other. And they can have fun while they're at it, since they both seem delightfully insane. Robert's so gifted, and I think Jake always benefits from working with people whose talents require him to stretch his own. Also, Robert surely benefits from surrounding himself with principled people who aren't into substance abuse & still know how to kick back & enjoy themselves. (Like, I wouldn't want Mr. Downey dating Lindsay Lohan or something like that like. Though I believe Downey's married, isn't he?) Also, frankly, Jake & Robert have got the two most beautiful pairs of eyes in the business: Blue & brown. And I do like looking at one of my old crushes standing alongside my newest crush.
While there's absolutely no doubt in my mind that Jake is just the most physically beautiful man I have ever seen, his inner beauty, his heart and soul just shine out in a very special way. And he's not cloyingly sweet. All of it, taken together is just incredible. He is just totally, perfectly beautiful. (sigh.) Sorry, but I just needed to gush a bit.
^^ You don't have to apologize! Gush all you want, and I'm right there, gushing along with you!!
Nobody like him. Ever.
Mpom: When "he" gets that wild hungry animal look in "his" eye. Watch out. The look in your eye better be "fight, flight or give in"
what, i can't get an animalistic look in my eyes at the sight of nice hunks? you just should see me looking at his pics - exactly like my cat looking at my fishies. and i drool and my noises deep in my throat, too.
althought "fight, flight or give in" is a distinct possibility as well, esp the give in part
Newport Girl: Bite Tight and Bend Over
that's the best idea ever. and it gives me such a nice visual of jack bending over...
HeeHee, I have a feeling that I am going to be a very bad girl today!
that's the way i like it! naughty, bad girls ;) let's be bad together, shall we?
it shoul read: ...make noises deep in my throat...
sorry, got carried away :)
where did everybody go?
have to play all my myself?
With all his demons, Robert Downey, Jr. seems like a truly good soul and he's always been one of my favorites.He and Mark Ruffalo and Heath seem to be compassionate, intelligent guys and as my grandma used to say, "He seems like he has a good heart."
The "...got his back..." comment interests me. Seems like Jake's close friends are very protective of him. I like that a lot!
two can be a crowd sometimes
another pic of jake having problems with his trousers and smth in his mouth which is goooood for my oral-jake-fixation. and here. and here the problem seems to be even deeper.
not to mention this.
the conclusion of my careful and involved investigation re: jake and his trousers - THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER. perhaps his trousers feel (justly) that it's not right to cover all the goodies and try to fall down...
or - and here goes a devious thought - jake is a tease...
I totally agree with Nice Anonymous, every word!
Yes I can definitely say I have a bit of a crush on Downey too, love his eyes too. Nice things to say about Jake indeed!
Kaydee, wish I could help those pants out ;-)
Eh, count me in on having a crush on RDJ too. It started when I saw him in Less Than Zero sometime way back in the late 80's, and it's been there ever since. I'm more than thrilled that he seems to be on the right track now, and I'm sure Jake has a good influence on him. He's such a talented person and it would be a real shame if that talent was wasted because of drugs and other crap.
7:41PM:Agreed that Jakes friends sem protective of him and may I add I think Jake is very protective of his friends as well, just an observation. He seems to have a wide and diverse circle of friends that are in the entertainment biz and not, which make him very appealing to me.
OT: I was wondering if Brit could add the official Zodiac site to the links?
there's always garlic cloves to be worn about the neck.
Count me in as a big fan of Robert as well. He looks like he turned his life around and is working steady again.
Aww, hell! At the risk of sounding totally corny, Jake is just...a gift.And I don't think he's a goody, goody either. I mean, I bet he can be a real diva. I bet he's a tease,and he's got a sense of mischief and he can get sarcastic and he certainly isn't a fuckin' virgin as far as sex.
But he is totally adorable. And I'd personally want to carve the heart out of anyone who ever even thought of doing him harm.
or - and here goes a devious thought - jake is a tease...
I must agree here kaydee Ithink he is fully capable of being a tease. He would revel in it as a mater of fact. I think he is thinking overtime at trying to get the paps back for making his life miserable.
“ The people that I hang out with, the people that I hang with that I’m close with, the people I respect—sometimes it’s an external thing, but largely it’s his character. Are you living by a set of principles that you really adhere to? And I see him doin’ it, and that’s why I got his back forever.”
When one man says this about another man you know there is something special about him. The part about "got his back forever" is very deep and profound. It tells me alot about Jake. He's even more special than I thought, If that's possible.
Thanks for posting that interview. Not only am i a fan of Jake but Robert as well. How wonderful that they bonded so well on the film, I'm sure that Mark Ruffolo has the same wonderful things to say as well although I thnk Jake and Mark knew each other before Zodiac. I also loved what Jake and Robert said About Lance.
I saw him in Less Than Zero, too and was totally blown away by RD,Jr. I also saw him in Chaplin. He played Charlie Chaplin in a biopic that won him an Oscar I think. If you ever get a chance to see him in Chaplin, do take advantage of it. He was very young and did a remarkable job.So glad he and Jake have become good friends.
^^Oh yes I remember him in Chaplin as well, he was absolutely BRILLIANT!! And the spitting image of Chaplin too! He was nominated for an Oscar but didn't win. He did win the BAFTA though! Just like Jake... ;-)
I can sure understand him NOT pausing to tie the drawstring on his pants, can you imagine the paparazzi response!
I can sure understand him NOT pausing to tie the drawstring on his pants, can you imagine the paparazzi response!
i just can imagine hordes of swooning fangirls fainting faced with that hotness.
my, wouldn'ti like to see it!
OT: A cute Jake sighting by this lucky girl in Malibu yesterday.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=129057269&blogID=200631603&MyToken=964cb92f-bd61-4202-ba1f-758801b705ee
PS: It also looks like the 3 amigos, Lance, Jake and Matt are reunited, they were spotted together earlier in the week according to this entry.
^^ *SIGH* Some people are just so lucky...
it is so not cool. it just makes me realise that there's no chance at all that i will ever meet him during my shopping in the supermarket. even if i like to imagine it...
not only do i live in a sorry place with a terrible climate where it rains most of the year, where are no funny ppl or sunny beaches, but also it is fucking nine time zones away from JG
reality sucks.
^^ Yeah well, I know what you mean kaydee... :(
Anon 4:00pm
Saw Jake there also yesterday. He was with Chris and his other cycling buddy.
5:46PM: So Chris is in LA too? Cool!!
I couldn't access the site!!! Could someone tell me what it said?
it said: OK, ok... I can't play it cool or even think of anything remotely clever to say because I met JAKE GYLLENHAAL!!! Ladies, eat you hearts out... He is every bit as beautiful in person as he is in the movies (even with the scruffy beard!!). Let me set the scene...
Hayley and I were eating pizza out on the patio of some Malibu restaurant courtyard area and talking about how she saw Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal sitting in a black SUV the other day. Like 10 minutes later, she pinches my arm and mouths out "Jake is right behind you." WHAT THE...?? So I turn around to see him and another guy walking out to the parking lot (nobody seems to care).
I grabbed my camera and said, "Come on, I want a picture..." So I say, "Jake..." He stops and I have time to talk with him briefly. During that time he was falling in love with me... LOL I said, "hey, nice bracelet" and he goes "you too" (as we were both wearing the same yellow LIVESTRONG bracelet. We took a picture and then he dashed off into a car with some other guys who were waiting for him. And to think, I was up all night working on a presentation for class today and opted to go to class without makeup. Of all days, NOT the day when I meet my future husband!! This picture will be made into Christmas cards with something along the lines of "Jake and I wish you a Merry Christmas" LOL
5:46PM: I'm glad Jake and Chris are able so far too escape the paps in LA , they were stalking them 24/7 in NY.
But this poster says Lance, Matt and Jake were hanging together "the other day." And I thought Matty was in Australia working on a picture with Kate Hudson. There wasn't any mention in this post about Chris being there. So, I'm wondering. Was there another poster with another sighting or what? It's a teensy bit confusing.
Yeah. I'm missing where it said Chris was there. Is there a different post?
I think that's the absolutely ideal way to meet Jake. I'd feel too self-conscious standing on a ropeline with a ton of sqealing teenagers (teenagers come in all age groups LOL!) But I'd love to just run into him somewhere and he'd be able to stop for a minute and we'd actually get to exchange a few words. Of course I'd be hyperventillating and would suffer an embarrassing bout of incontinence, but still...
An anon poster to JW said she saw him with Chris and his other cycling buddy. I don't think there's a specific post about it on another site. The Chris sighting was posted here.
I grabbed my camera and said, "Come on, I want a picture..."
Did you notice there was a tiny copy of the picture the blogger took with Jake? So the sighting is legit.
^ That is one happy looking girl.
It's so cool that Jake will still stop and talk to people at random like that. I would think he'd be a little gun shy at this point, given so many people don't understand normal boundaries. They look cute in the pic. :)
7:19PM: I assume Matt is finished filming in Australia if the post is correct and they were spotted the other day in Malibu. I can't imagine someone confusing Matt with someone else! The Chris sighting was posted here from someone who says they were in Malibu yesterday as well and saw him with Chris. The post is 5:46PM on this thread.
8:48:PM Filming of Matt's film, Fool's Gold is scheduled to film from Oct. 06 - Jan.-07, a long shoot.When there is a long shoot like that there is usually a break in filming, sometimes a week or more depending. I would assume he took that time to fly back home for a bit, he has been gone for 2 months!
Nooo, no belt. It will not help.
He has always to much stuff in his
pockets and this makes the tousers
come downwards more and more.
The Sex needs urgently a pair of
suspenders.......
i think matt is still here(meaning australia) i would asssume that 'break' they give them between filming would be xmas new year?! I saw him in our gossip mags only this week, so im assuming he's still aound. You never know this chick saying she saw them a few weeks ago was probably meaning like 3 mths ago!
Sorry. I don't think anyone meant any harm, but I have to be skeptical of sightings when I don't see a picture. It's probably true that this person saw Jake with some guys, but it's also probably true that it could be people other than the ones she thinks she saw. I'd put the Matthew/Lance/Chris/etc. sighting in the I'm not too sure about that category. When I was wandering around NYC Thanksgiving week, I found myself in the Meatpacking District and saw a guy pulling up on his motorcycle, helmet still on but you could see his eyes and hair and he was the right height and I could swear it was Heath Ledger, but it wasn't. I just know he has a bike and rides it into the city sometimes. I wanted it to be him, but it wasn't. I did have a great lunch at Pastis, tho. And no. No celebs were present that I could see.
Anon 5:23pm
Hilarious, how these things take on their own life. I posted earlier on this thread. I was at the same spot in Malibu when the "myspace girl" took the picture. Jake got into his car with Chris and the other cycling buddy (bald? but had a hat) got into a silver mercedes with two bikes on the back. Remember the Splash video of Jake in the silver mercedes at this same location. Same car, same cycling buddy.
3:32PM Thanks. I knew Chris was in LA. As for the Matt/Lance/Jake sighting that supposedly took place a few days earlier, if Matt is still filming in Australia I would assume that sighting is older, probably before he left for filming and not the "other day".
4:01, you ARE 3:32.
I think the bald guy might be a trainer or something. There was a bald guy with Lance, Jake and Matt a few months ago when they were doing all that cycling and there was a bald guy a good while back when Jake was out training with all those cyclists and stopped for coffee. As i recall something Jake said,he and Chris started doing a lot of bikeriding when Chris' mother was ill with cancer a couple of years ago?
You're also 6:26, and it was a black SUV.
I'm 6:26 and I don't know what the hell you're talking about 6:31. Go take a couple of valium. Chill out.
I am talking about kaydee's post containing the transcript of the myspace sighting. I am very chilled, thank you.
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