Because every post this week has had some comment along the lines of, "OMG, Jake's hosting SNL!" here are a list of topics that have already been discussed but didn't get their own post:
1. OMG, Jake's hosting SNL! January 13. Musical guest: The Shins. If you don't know who they are, rent Garden State (although any agent worth their salt already owns it because Agent Sarsgaard is in it). Tickets are nearly impossible to come by, aren't available to people under 16, and even if you do snag a ticket, you aren't guaranteed entry, so I wouldn't plan an impromptu trip to New York over this. I mean, I'm not, and I'm nuts, so that's how grim the prospects are. New York agents, it's all on you.
2. OMG, Jake went bike riding on Mullholland Drive on his b-day! That's actually not that exciting because we see Jake in spandex all the time. There are some pictures...somewhere. Whatever. You can find them if you're really interested.
3. OMG, Jake may have gotten socks for his b-day! That is exciting because it would appear someone is honing in on our territory and that's not cool. (Unless it was Peter; he is authorized, after all.) Read all the juicy details here. We've got a team working recon to see if it's true. I hope it's not or else I'm going to have return that tea set I got him for Christmas.
4. OMG, Uncle Jack Nasty bit the dust last night! And it only took him five days to catch on to all the controversy. He was not a very good Jake. We will miss him anway. Sort of. OK, not really.