More blatant stalking:
Stage 1: The Casual Warm-Up
Stage 2: Moving In For The Kill
More Reasons to Say BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN!
What the HELL was going on at this charity function? 'Cause apparently after the ride was over, the fun was just beginning. Come on, Gyllenhaal. Would it have killed you to show a little sock? Just to spice things up a bit? You don't even look sad for all your atrocious behavior.
Charity: Still of the Livestrong variety.
Complete and utter lack of ideas: All PG, who recognized the need to show any new pictures since they're few and far between, but couldn't help but be uninspired by their depressing blandness. Aw, but Jake really does look sad in that last pic. I knew he'd feel bad about not getting us a sock shot.