Now, Jake. I know that we've had some issues with this in the past. And I know it must be confusing for you since you have this thing with britpopbaby but then every once in a while I show up out of nowhere and lots of times you can't even tell which one of us is with you because we're so alike it's sort of like we're twins separated at birth except for living on different continents and being different ages and looking nothing alike. So, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're scoping out potential Sock Watch (copyright Jake Watch 2006) material and just forgot that we don't really care about other people's socks because why would we when we have your socks to look after?
Erm, anyway, I guess I'll let you off the hook this time. By the way, did I ever tell you you look good in jeans? 'Cause you do and, uh, these get the PG Stamp of Approval. I know that means a lot to you, so you're welcome.