Thursday, September 07, 2006

JAKE ABANDONS BLACKPOOL FOR THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS


Why? Why would anyone do that?

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37 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's back! I don't like when he goes to the Blackpool. It is not safe out there without us looking after him. Thank God he is OK! I was so worried about him! I like that he shaved too! He is so sexy!

only1annabel said...

I got excited that he might make his way down the British Isles and end up near me in Southend or Walton-on-the-Naze but alas he sold out and went back across the pond! Damn it Gyllenhaal!!
As for the open bike shirt/top/thing I like it! Nice to see him stubble free for once but it would be nice if there was a little to play with!

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing he read some of the comments about looking like he put on a few pounds during his vacation and has decided to work them off. Anything that gets him to unzip his clothing works for me!!

Anonymous said...

Shirt...
Half way back.
Sunglasses...
Spandex pants...
Both back
Is beard next? My guess is ...
Probably.

I am so spoiled by
Half naked clean shaven Jake pics.

But I am glad he's back in any case.

Looking forward to cooler weather. Maybe there will be socks involved.

Becky Heineke said...

My God! All those months we spent complaining about the lack of skin and now the man can't keep his shirt on. God bless you, Jake.

Elena said...

Jake seems to want recovering his shape, spandex shorts are back!

Anonymous said...

When he's got his shirt open like this, I don't mind at all serving as his bike seat.

To me, this is just enough chest hair. Just like a little bit of pencil shading added to a beautiful drawing.

Anonymous said...

Maybe its just the way his shirt is blowing, but then I look at that spandexed thigh and OMG he's beefed up!!! I mean, those thighs look powerful. I like a little heft to my Jake. (sigh.) This man is so unbelievably beautiful he makes my heart ache.

salailama said...

ohh, i didn't realize how much i missed jake's baby face! i'm loving little-clothed, clean-shaven jake. the beard was okay for a while, but i hope this look stays...

also, he looks sooo good and perfectly toned-- i think with the beach pics it was definitely a matter of angles and the camera adding weight.

Anonymous said...

Smurfette I agree that it must sometimes be the camera angle adding extra pounds ... Otherwise JG should be scientifically studied for being the human being who can gain/loose weight in the shortest amount of time ... ever!

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing he read some of the comments about looking like he put on a few pounds during his vacation and has decided to work them off.

Wouldn't it be thrilling & a little frightening if he had read the comments? But honestly, though I try, I can't imagine Jake spending much time on the Internet reading about himself. I think he'd be too weirded out by that, and so he'd avoid it. It would be uncharacteristically narcissistic of him, too. And he's so very active, even during his so-called downtime -- he's off bicycling or doing weight training, getting a fake tattoo, or buying more gray t-shirts & sneakers, or conferring with his agent, his lawyers, his accountants, or texting on his BlackBerry while carrying a smoothie & getting out his car keys, or dining out in fine restaurants with various companions. He's just not the type to be Net surfing for hours or googling "Gyllenhaal." (If he was, his butt would be much bigger.)

Anonymous said...

I think he looked a little bulkier in the beach photos because of where the towel was tied around his waist. He looks quite fit in this new bike picture.

Anonymous said...

It's those horizontal stripes in the towel.

(Jake, remember: Vertical stripes always, darling.)

The Chemistry Guru said...

Would you like me to scratch that itch for you, jakey poo?
I scratch nice...

Anonymous said...

I think I am one of the very few who miss the beard :( Sniff.

salailama said...

He's just not the type to be Net surfing for hours or googling "Gyllenhaal."

he leaves that work for the agents... such as yours truly ;)

cina said...

LOLOL! @ nice anon!

britpopbaby said...

I kinda liked the beard, pickle! A bit o' scruff anyway.

The Real Me said...

Beefy, lean, beard or clean,
I lust it all.
;)

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Anonymous said...

I agree that the towel and the camera angle gave the impression he gained some weight, but I also think that he lost a lot of weight pretty quickly and he probably did gain a bit while at MV.I've been studying the beach pics verrrry carefully and I like it a LOT!

britpopbaby said...

I cannot access my google account and it's driving me fuckin nuts!!

Anonymous said...

Mmmkay. So, I love the shaven look on Jake and I do appreciate him in Spandex, of course. But I need to say that seeing him cycling AGAIN...sigh...Jacob, I do support your bicycling endeavors but it is getting a bit redundant. I thought we were taking a break. Get thee hence back to the beach, peel outta that Spandex and show me some more wet skin!

Becky Heineke said...

Brits, I can't imagine! It's how I survive the day...

britpopbaby said...

You can get in yours???

Anonymous said...

What a great picture. He has the most perfect chest ever. Love the hair on it. Yu-um.

salailama said...

brit, mine is just fine as well...

DKBB said...

Yum! Just...yum!!!!

Becky Heineke said...

You can get in yours???

A much-delayed "yes," which you won't get 'cause I'm sure your in bed. This is what happens when I spend my whole day wrapped up reading stories...

Jess said...

Oh sweet Lord... the muscles, the bare chest, the clean-shaven face...*THUD*

Anonymous said...

what joyce said: no beard and no spandex, please, or I think it is another thing I'm going to have to be on denial about. how about some nice jeans and blazer ? - I sooo like a good boy look... *sigh*

Anonymous said...

I hear you. JUST NO MORE BIKING SHOTS, pleasepleaseplease. I'M SICK OF IT. I have a fervent and unexplicable hatred for spandex. Even if it is his nice body covered in it. Red carpet shots are always good, though.

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or do Jake's legs look extra silky smooth?

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or do Jake's legs look extra silky smooth?

Cyclists are known to shave their legs (Why? How should I know why?), I hope Jake isn't taking things that far.

Anonymous said...

^ so the spandex will slide OFF easier - now that's a thought to behold

Anonymous said...

TBL, thanks for that. I was beginning to wonder if it is some kind of perverted ritual cyclists indulge in. ("Lance, you shave my legs and I'll shave yours.")

DKBB said...

Shaved legs also cut down on wind resistance. Competitive swimmers shave, um, everything. At least cyclists leave the body hair alone - I do love a man with a furry chest...just not that fond of furry butts.... ;)