Wow, I think that's got to be a record for the quickest backtrack on a 'PS' ever. Apparently the world of Jake is filled with injustices!
Someone (fool), somewhere, asked some people (also fools) who they thought (wrongly) were the top ten natural beauties of the world. The list is as follows:
1. Sophia Loren
2. George Clooney
3. Charlotte Church
4. Catherine Zeta Jones
5. Johnny Depp
6. Kate Winslet
7. Gwyneth Paltrow
8. Jack Black
9. Cameron Diaz
10. Gail Porter
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I'm just...I'm...too...angry...
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that was the most random list of people-- i agree with some, but the whole thing is so totally subjective.
on a happier note, check out this bit of news!
http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1224171,00.html
Courteney Cox and David Arquette, having dinner with pals Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher at Italian restaurant Il Sole in West Hollywood. The couples sipped wine and bellinis with their meals. On another night at the culinary hot spot, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams feasted on lobster ravioli and chicken marsala with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Wait...Jack Black?? In what universe??
Yeah, I agree. Let's swap out "Jack Black" for someone much better-looking.
Charlotte Church was one of my main issues.
I think those somebodies must have been born nobodies.
hrmph.
No words. Was this a survey of blind people?
JACK BLACK?!?!
Am I missing something here or what? *shakes head*
And like you wtbgirl, I have absolutely no idea who Gail Porter is.
Spotted J in Malibu on Sunday being videotaped by papz in driver seat of new silver Mercedes with bikes on back. One other dude got in car with lunch. Anyone seen the video or pictures?
CHARLOTTE CHURCH!!!! Are these people on hallucogenics (too angry to spell)? Travesty - outrage.
Offended Gyllenhaalic
Spotted J in Malibu on Sunday being videotaped by papz in driver seat of new silver Mercedes with bikes on back. One other dude got in car with lunch. Anyone seen the video or pictures?
Yep! Found a video here! :-)
http://www.splash-video.com/index2.pgi
Gail Porter is a British TV presenter. Very minor even in British fame terms!
She's not bad looking, but I think it's more a respect vote cos she used to have long blonde hair but it all fell out from stress about 2 years ago and she's now completely bald.
She refuses to wear a wig so that's probably why they put her on a list like this.
George Clooney an Cameron Diaz are so overrated, and Charlotte Church is it a joke?
Jack Black?
Jack Black??
Jack Black??!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone has to be taking the piss with this list...
Awww, he got lost! This just proves we were meant to be, as I have a tendency to get lost quite often. Of course, this means we can never leave the house, but that's ok with me.
And Jack Black? There's nothing at all beautiful about Jack Black.
Does Jake have 2 Benzs? One silver and one black?
JACK BLACK?
Oy Vey.
Off topic, but there seems to be an issue with this site. For some reason, I can't see updates right away. This morning, the most recent update I could see was from Saturday, but a few hours later, I tried again and found stuff from Sunday and today. This isn't the first time this has happened.
Also, sometimes I get different results when I try jakegyllenhaalwatch.blogspot.com instead of www.jakewatch.com. (One doesn't seem to work better than the other. It's a hit or miss.)
I use Firefox as my browser. Could that be the problem?
--an often-posting Anonymous
I may need to actually get a screen name soon.
Yikes, anon. I can't even begin to think why that might be???
Let me check my blogger community and see if anything has been going down.
Gail Porter - a few years back a magazine (FHM?) had a naked picture of her projected onto the Houses of Parliament. Now not a lot of people can say that.
Boooo Hissss! Not only is Jake not on the list (HATE!) but there are no people of color on the list either. (HATE!) Although Cole Porter looks like he might be an octoroon. That list is rubbish. Dont' worry about it.
Poor baby got lost! The other guy look a little like the guy Brit calls Richard O'Brien, Armstrongs trainer. You think he was on his way to McBongo's?? You would think he would know his was there by now!
Thanks, Britpop. :-)
--same Often-Posting-Anon.
At least Kate Winslet and Catherine Zeta-Jones made the list. They're both gorgeous women.
And Johnny is in a category all on his own.
Oh hell it's not Cole Porter. It's Gail Porter. See reading IS fundamental. Still those people are dumbasses. Jack Black?!
@ anon who spotted the videotaping paps—how far away were they from jake? did he know they were around? i always wonder how they’re able to get these types of shots—did they stake him out and then follow his car until something interesting-ish happened? or did jake stop for directions at an area where paps happened to be? and i’m always surprised at how “in-your-face” they seem to be. i remember feeling bad after watching the video of jake and chris playing b-ball because it seemed like they were completely unaware of being videotaped until the guy approached them after the game, and then jake seemed a little pissed…
According to PerezHilton.com, (so this info may be BS), Jake was at a Death Cab for Cutie concert last night.
I've not heard any of their music. Is it any good?
@ anon 10:09
Well done! More of those reports! You should join as a JW agent!
I second that totally!! :-)
gargoyle,
Yes the music is good. Not earth shattering. I wish I knew how he stood on Zero 7 and The Drudge, my current fave bands.
I love Catherine Zeta Jones!
Oh hell it's not Cole Porter. It's Gail Porter.
That just made me laugh for about 10 minutes.
Okay people! I have a way to remedy this. We'll make our own top ten and I'll feed it into digitalspy as a media report and volia! Problem fixed.
Now....
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
erm...
Brits - I'm gonna throw in Johnny Depp as number two.
Ooh, there are some new topless photos of Jake at IHJ!!! Yummy!!!
^^ Yummy indeed! The T-shirt is nice but no need to put it on!
Yay for topless Jake!! And I was right, it was the Richard O'Brien dude with him. I think he is Armstrong's trainer.
smurfette,the link doesn't work?
http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1224171
Did a search but nothing came up.Not even Jake.LOL...
Add Eduardo Verestegui to the list of beautiful men.
anon, it's missing a ",00.html" at the end. not sure why it gets cut off...
Trying again: http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1224171,00.html
let me try in pieces:
http://people.aol.com/
people/article/0,26334,1224171,00.html
JACK BLACK?!?!!! WTF?!!?
anonymous said: Off topic, but there seems to be an issue with this site. For some reason, I can't see updates right away. This morning, the most recent update I could see was from Saturday, but a few hours later, I tried again and found stuff from Sunday and today. etc.
I've been having the same problem using Firefox on a Mac.
There are at least six people on that list who shouldn't BE on any list. At least certainly not THAT kind of list!!!! I agree. Johnny Depp for #2 on JW list. Can I ask pretty please for George Clooney. My mother likes him. (ahem.)
Awww, he got lost! This just proves we were meant to be, as I have a tendency to get lost quite often. Of course, this means we can never leave the house, but that's ok with me.
I'm not sure that the paparazzi description was right. He didn't seem lost to me. It seemed like he was waiting for his friend to get into the car and the cop car happened to be there and possibly asked what he was doing and he told them he waiting for his friend. It would still make sense for him to be driving up and down the same street numerous times because if there is no real parking then he'd have to do that while he waited for his friend.
father, please forgive those who made the list for they don't know what they're doing..
we jakewatchers know better. and that's all that matters.
Brits - I'm gonna throw in Johnny Depp as number two.
Ooo, I'm SO with you on that cina!!
I don't even know what to say regarding Jack Black being on that lame list... *gags*
JACK BLACK ;DDDD YEAH!
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